Quick 99 problems parody by Wildfiremicro
If you're having money problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but equipment ain't one
I got the Weeb Patrol on the render patrol
foes that wanna make sure my season's closed
Sim critics that say they leads blown
I'm playing on Philly stupid! what kind of facts are those?
If you grew up with no luck in your sim
you'd celebrate the moment you'd start getting wins
I'm like "Screw critics they don't have to comment!
If they don't like it they don't have to read it"
Got beef with media they don't pay attention to my show
they don't talk about my stats but I don't give a crap so
Graphics makers try to use my froggy ass
so graders can give them more cash per graph
look, i don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Asui has
I'm from rags to riches, man I'm not dumb
I got 99 problems but equipment ain't one-hit me!
99 problems but equipment ain't one
If you're having money problems
I feel bad for you son
I have 99 problems but equipment ain't one
Hit me!
Coming up with lyrics is hard
If you're having money problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but equipment ain't one
I got the Weeb Patrol on the render patrol
foes that wanna make sure my season's closed
Sim critics that say they leads blown
I'm playing on Philly stupid! what kind of facts are those?
If you grew up with no luck in your sim
you'd celebrate the moment you'd start getting wins
I'm like "Screw critics they don't have to comment!
If they don't like it they don't have to read it"
Got beef with media they don't pay attention to my show
they don't talk about my stats but I don't give a crap so
Graphics makers try to use my froggy ass
so graders can give them more cash per graph
look, i don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Asui has
I'm from rags to riches, man I'm not dumb
I got 99 problems but equipment ain't one-hit me!
99 problems but equipment ain't one
If you're having money problems
I feel bad for you son
I have 99 problems but equipment ain't one
Hit me!
Coming up with lyrics is hard