Colorado Signs Melvin Murder-Moose @SchwarzNarr
S33: 3M
*SchwarzNarr is fully tamperable for the duration of this contract
**Melvin will be supplied with an undefined amount of cake even if that requires baking an entire multiverse to meet demand
***SchwarzNarr will be offered the linebacker position of her choice until she has achieved first in career sacks
S33: 3M
*SchwarzNarr is fully tamperable for the duration of this contract
**Melvin will be supplied with an undefined amount of cake even if that requires baking an entire multiverse to meet demand
***SchwarzNarr will be offered the linebacker position of her choice until she has achieved first in career sacks