02-20-2022, 02:37 PM
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Colorado Signs Melvin Murder-Moose @SchwarzNarr
S34: 2M (Sub 600TPE per projected regression)
*Melvin will be supplied with an undefined amount of cake even if that requires baking an entire multiverse to meet demand
**SchwarzNarr will be offered the linebacker position of her choice until she has achieved first in career sacks
***GM Tesla promises to install more interdimensional barriers to protect Melvin from encountering alternate universe versions of himself that harm his body image and/or self-confidence.
S34: 2M (Sub 600TPE per projected regression)
*Melvin will be supplied with an undefined amount of cake even if that requires baking an entire multiverse to meet demand
**SchwarzNarr will be offered the linebacker position of her choice until she has achieved first in career sacks
***GM Tesla promises to install more interdimensional barriers to protect Melvin from encountering alternate universe versions of himself that harm his body image and/or self-confidence.