He's Active Once More

[Pat]

The Philadelphia Liberty are excited to announce the extension of veteran Linebacker In Active ( @wuma  - 474 TPE at time of signing).

S35: $2,000,000 (SA)

Clauses:
Before every workout, practice, and game, Cody and Pat must tie In Active's cleats. Cody will tie his left cleat and Pat will tie his right cleat.

The song, "Tying Shoe Laces" by LBB Junior (link) must be played during these moments.


Wuma, please reply with, "accept" to finalize the contract!

[Kotasa]

This is the kind of contract negotiation skills we teach in Tijuana

[wuma]

It was supposed to be double knotted. I accept, in protest.

[Faded]

PROCESSED