02-03-2023, 05:23 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-16-2023, 03:50 AM by dude_man. Edited 3 times in total.)
Ready to grade
Well met! I'm Rolund Onyxgut stand out defensive end from the IFMS Mountaineers. I currently hold the school records for sacks, tackles for loss, force fumbles, gnomes punted, and safeties. I come from a long line of blacksmiths, I am the first football player in my family. I started playing football my junior year of collage because the school made me, I had gotten in trouble more then once for
"being to aggressive". So it was play football of leave campus but I ended up loving the game more then my dad likes drinking 20 beers and passing out in the driveway. So if you have any questions feel free to ask me anything from what's it like to flatten a qb 8 times in a single game to the best way to flatten a iron ingot.
@Thor You say you're known for being too aggressive, do you expect that to continue now that you're playing professionally or will you tone down the nature of your game?
I hope that I can maintain my aggressiveness as long as I go about it smartly no stupid penalties.
After you played in a game against Stormwind, the humans said your hygiene was so bad they didn't want to block you - how do you respond to these allegations?
I will maintain my stance that I kept my normal showering schedule and its not my fault they caught me on a ripe day.
Do you ever expect to take up the hammer and iron again or have you given up pounding steel?
Seeing as my older brother is already considered a master and my younger sister his apprentice I dont see a need for me to get into the family business but when my playing days are done I'd like to help around the shop if
I can.
@ReverendOReily Do you have a go to meal before a big game?
Currently my go to is as much cheese and beer I can consume before I pass out.
Do you have a favorite sports related memory?
My favorite sports memory is going to game 7 of the nlcs in 2012 watching the Giants beat the cards as the rain poured down.
Are there any team logos/names/color schemes that jump out to you in the DSFL and/or ISFL?
I have to say in the DSFL the Luchadores is a cool one and ISFL something about the Crash just speaks to me.
Which Azerothian zone do you think would be the best for training and getting into playing shape?
If I'm trying to get my weight down Hellfire peninsula and for just a nice place to train I'd say the Grizzly Hills.
Why do you think so many people hung out in Stormwind for all those expansions despite Ironforge being such a clearly better designed city?
Who knows honestly. Who wants to hang out with the Stormwind elitists?
@Kotasa Thoughts on the Defias Brotherhood?
Interesting story they have from being stiffed by the Stormwind nobles and forming to Edwin and his daughter Vanessa both trying to destroy the city in revenge to them joining the rogues in the battle against the Legion
So I just hope they are on the right path now no more destroying city plans.
How does it make you feel that the gnomes have still yet to take back Gnomergon?
Sad honestly our Gnome brothers and sisters deserve better from our leaders and the "heroes" of Azeroth.
Does it weird you out that your leader turned to diamond and talks to the planet?
It is a bit weird but his sacrifice save Khaz Modan so we are a people are forever in his debt. He did become a bit preachy after he woke up though.
@lordcoolcats How long do you think it would take for you to eat a regulation size football? You are allowed to use as many condiments and utensils are you like. Get creative with it.
So I think I could just cover in melted cheese and just attack but I think I could do it in less then 5 minutes depending how hot the cheese is.
@Pat What is your take on the Dark Iron Dwarves being accepted back into Ironforge?
I'm glad they are back and out from under the influence of Ragnaros. Many families and friendships forged anew. Only bright days ahead for our people.
What about Dwarf physiology makes you the perfect Defensive Lineman?
We got a low center of gravity which helps with pushing lineman backwards and down. Also no stronger or sturdy people then the dwarves. Could not think of a better place to put us we are made for hittin thing.
Well met! I'm Rolund Onyxgut stand out defensive end from the IFMS Mountaineers. I currently hold the school records for sacks, tackles for loss, force fumbles, gnomes punted, and safeties. I come from a long line of blacksmiths, I am the first football player in my family. I started playing football my junior year of collage because the school made me, I had gotten in trouble more then once for
"being to aggressive". So it was play football of leave campus but I ended up loving the game more then my dad likes drinking 20 beers and passing out in the driveway. So if you have any questions feel free to ask me anything from what's it like to flatten a qb 8 times in a single game to the best way to flatten a iron ingot.
@Thor You say you're known for being too aggressive, do you expect that to continue now that you're playing professionally or will you tone down the nature of your game?
I hope that I can maintain my aggressiveness as long as I go about it smartly no stupid penalties.
After you played in a game against Stormwind, the humans said your hygiene was so bad they didn't want to block you - how do you respond to these allegations?
I will maintain my stance that I kept my normal showering schedule and its not my fault they caught me on a ripe day.
Do you ever expect to take up the hammer and iron again or have you given up pounding steel?
Seeing as my older brother is already considered a master and my younger sister his apprentice I dont see a need for me to get into the family business but when my playing days are done I'd like to help around the shop if
I can.
@ReverendOReily Do you have a go to meal before a big game?
Currently my go to is as much cheese and beer I can consume before I pass out.
Do you have a favorite sports related memory?
My favorite sports memory is going to game 7 of the nlcs in 2012 watching the Giants beat the cards as the rain poured down.
Are there any team logos/names/color schemes that jump out to you in the DSFL and/or ISFL?
I have to say in the DSFL the Luchadores is a cool one and ISFL something about the Crash just speaks to me.
Which Azerothian zone do you think would be the best for training and getting into playing shape?
If I'm trying to get my weight down Hellfire peninsula and for just a nice place to train I'd say the Grizzly Hills.
Why do you think so many people hung out in Stormwind for all those expansions despite Ironforge being such a clearly better designed city?
Who knows honestly. Who wants to hang out with the Stormwind elitists?
@Kotasa Thoughts on the Defias Brotherhood?
Interesting story they have from being stiffed by the Stormwind nobles and forming to Edwin and his daughter Vanessa both trying to destroy the city in revenge to them joining the rogues in the battle against the Legion
So I just hope they are on the right path now no more destroying city plans.
How does it make you feel that the gnomes have still yet to take back Gnomergon?
Sad honestly our Gnome brothers and sisters deserve better from our leaders and the "heroes" of Azeroth.
Does it weird you out that your leader turned to diamond and talks to the planet?
It is a bit weird but his sacrifice save Khaz Modan so we are a people are forever in his debt. He did become a bit preachy after he woke up though.
@lordcoolcats How long do you think it would take for you to eat a regulation size football? You are allowed to use as many condiments and utensils are you like. Get creative with it.
So I think I could just cover in melted cheese and just attack but I think I could do it in less then 5 minutes depending how hot the cheese is.
@Pat What is your take on the Dark Iron Dwarves being accepted back into Ironforge?
I'm glad they are back and out from under the influence of Ragnaros. Many families and friendships forged anew. Only bright days ahead for our people.
What about Dwarf physiology makes you the perfect Defensive Lineman?
We got a low center of gravity which helps with pushing lineman backwards and down. Also no stronger or sturdy people then the dwarves. Could not think of a better place to put us we are made for hittin thing.
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