09-22-2017, 02:48 PM
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Concerns have been raised to the head office of the NSFL regarding the "moral integrity" of the league, following the startling discovery that Julian Savea -- the older brother of Las Vegas Legion runningback Ardie -- features in a large number of sports-themed videos on popular adult video streaming site, PornHub, in which he often appears to be playing a role loosely based on his younger brother.
Savea's presence is near ubiquitous among viewed videos in his home nation, seeing him rank as New Zealand's most popular pornstar, underlining his prolific activity "in the business". Some think this is an unacceptable taint on the league's already questionable reputation.
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Probably NOT what our intern was expecting when he was asked to research this story
((OOC: this is not a doctored image, btw... lol))
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The concerns raised seem to centre on the striking resemblance between the two brothers, and the idea that some might mistake them for one another. A spokesperson for Gentlemen Against Immorality (GAI), Richard Head, told us "it is unacceptable that people might mistake a man who violently smashes into other men for his brother, who violently smashes into men. It's frankly sickening." He continued, "this is something we must put a stop to, for the sake of the children. I certainly don't want my son to grow up thinking it's okay to violently smash into men."
Another concerned fan suggested there was no proof that the Legion's leading rusher actually has a brother, and demanded to see the birth certificate for the elder Savea. "If it's not him, then show us the birth certificate. Prove it." Said Hugh Jarsole. "Unless I see a birth certificate, I'm positive it's him, and I'm not rooting for a gay. That's gay. I'm not gay."
Others have come to the defence of the star running back, however, suggesting that the moral crusaders calling for action have gone too far. "Who cares if he likes to pound man flesh? That's his business." Legion fan Don Glover said. "As long as he keeps pounding the rock too, I'm all for it. It's not my business what two or more homosexuals get up to in the privacy of their own bedroom, or on a set in front of a bunch of other dudes. It's whatever, man."
Some even believe it's a conspiracy to get Savea out of the league. "I think they just want an excuse to come after him, to be honest." Lee Jun Fan, a Las Vegas native told us. "They don't like that he's not from America, and he's doing well. There were similar things with Francois Lamoreux last season too. Rival fans would claim he was bad for the league, but I think really it was just that he is French and they don't like this. People here don't like me because I have a Chinese name, but this is America."
Conspiracies aside, the head office is yet to respond to any complaint, but sports litigation specialist Joseph Oakes believes they won't bother. "It's a murky case if they decide to take action. Savea would have a very strong claim for discrimination, even though it's not him in the videos. His brother could certainly bring charges of defamation if the agenda continues to be pushed." Oakes explained. "Having met Ardie Savea, too, I imagine he'll find this whole situation quite amusing."
Fans have gotten hold of the story and a series of humorous comments have already surfaced online regarding Julian's adult-themed exploits. "Genuinely shocked that Savea is allegedly fucking dudes on camera. Though I suppose it makes a chance from getting fucked with the Legion." writes one twitter user. Another quoted a mocking post by the Arizona Outlaws, telling the Colorado Yeti to bring "anal lube" to their game next week, adding "Ardie, help them out. Your bro has the hookup, right?" The Legion visit the Outlaws tonight.
@Ben - saw the image on facebook and couldn't resist, lol
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Savea's presence is near ubiquitous among viewed videos in his home nation, seeing him rank as New Zealand's most popular pornstar, underlining his prolific activity "in the business". Some think this is an unacceptable taint on the league's already questionable reputation.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]
Probably NOT what our intern was expecting when he was asked to research this story
((OOC: this is not a doctored image, btw... lol))
here is a new link because the old one died[/div]
The concerns raised seem to centre on the striking resemblance between the two brothers, and the idea that some might mistake them for one another. A spokesperson for Gentlemen Against Immorality (GAI), Richard Head, told us "it is unacceptable that people might mistake a man who violently smashes into other men for his brother, who violently smashes into men. It's frankly sickening." He continued, "this is something we must put a stop to, for the sake of the children. I certainly don't want my son to grow up thinking it's okay to violently smash into men."
Another concerned fan suggested there was no proof that the Legion's leading rusher actually has a brother, and demanded to see the birth certificate for the elder Savea. "If it's not him, then show us the birth certificate. Prove it." Said Hugh Jarsole. "Unless I see a birth certificate, I'm positive it's him, and I'm not rooting for a gay. That's gay. I'm not gay."
Others have come to the defence of the star running back, however, suggesting that the moral crusaders calling for action have gone too far. "Who cares if he likes to pound man flesh? That's his business." Legion fan Don Glover said. "As long as he keeps pounding the rock too, I'm all for it. It's not my business what two or more homosexuals get up to in the privacy of their own bedroom, or on a set in front of a bunch of other dudes. It's whatever, man."
Some even believe it's a conspiracy to get Savea out of the league. "I think they just want an excuse to come after him, to be honest." Lee Jun Fan, a Las Vegas native told us. "They don't like that he's not from America, and he's doing well. There were similar things with Francois Lamoreux last season too. Rival fans would claim he was bad for the league, but I think really it was just that he is French and they don't like this. People here don't like me because I have a Chinese name, but this is America."
Conspiracies aside, the head office is yet to respond to any complaint, but sports litigation specialist Joseph Oakes believes they won't bother. "It's a murky case if they decide to take action. Savea would have a very strong claim for discrimination, even though it's not him in the videos. His brother could certainly bring charges of defamation if the agenda continues to be pushed." Oakes explained. "Having met Ardie Savea, too, I imagine he'll find this whole situation quite amusing."
Fans have gotten hold of the story and a series of humorous comments have already surfaced online regarding Julian's adult-themed exploits. "Genuinely shocked that Savea is allegedly fucking dudes on camera. Though I suppose it makes a chance from getting fucked with the Legion." writes one twitter user. Another quoted a mocking post by the Arizona Outlaws, telling the Colorado Yeti to bring "anal lube" to their game next week, adding "Ardie, help them out. Your bro has the hookup, right?" The Legion visit the Outlaws tonight.
@Ben - saw the image on facebook and couldn't resist, lol
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