Please pay 293 words to @IsaStarcrossed and 238 words to @SweetJamesJones
"Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is Bjørn Ironside reporting in from the S18 Sports Center. The cycle begins in the NSFL again. As the S18 draft rages on and free agency opens up, our new league rookies have opened the doors and begun to flood the league. I got an exclusive sit down with one of our new talents, SweetJamesJones to see how he was taking everything."
Ironside: "I would like to start off by welcoming you to the NSFL. What brings you to our league?"
SweetJamesJones: "DylanDeluxe told me there was bread to be made."
Ironside: "As a new player, have you found everything easy to navigate so far?"
SweetJamesJones: "I have found all the necessary resources so far."
Ironside: "What has been your experience with the community during your brief stint among us?"
SweetJamesJones: "My experience so far is that I am the Pimp, the playa, the mac and the greatest to ever do it and the rest of y'all are just witnesses and I aint even been in this bihhhh for two hours."
Ironside: "Have you had a chance to take a look at the DSFL teams? Which one of them looks like it fits Sweet's style?"
SweetJamesJones: "I haven't gotten around to that cuz Ive just been talking shit, but imma get to the teams shortly."
Ironside: "You've caught the eye of a lot of our GMs so far. They seem to be fighting over you pretty viciously. How do you think they should settle this dispute? Fight to the death?"
SweetJamesJones: "The Gms should first, see who got the most $$$$ for Sweet. Second, they need to po up and roll up and whoever is the most faded gets the Sweet. But I'm not one to turn down a fight to the death. Prison rules."
Ironside: "As a player in this league, what really are your goals going forward?"
SweetJamesJones: "My goals going forward is to shit on every defense that tries to cover Sweet and start breaking records."
Ironside: "You've self declared yourself as the 'MFing Best'. Tell me what makes Sweet the MFing best,"
SweetJamesJones: "I'm the MF best because those are facts. These lil boys can't run with, let alone guard the Sweet. Second I always look good and when you look good, you play good and when you play good they pay good nahhhimtalmbout? And third... I can't let nobody hold me down-these ho's could never hold me. Never hold me. Cause I'm comin' down, playa surroundin' livin' these ho's fantasy. That's word to the Piiiiimp."
Ironside: "Lastly are there any declarations you would like to make to the league?"
SweetJamesJones: "Last, all I gots to say is... If ya scared go to chuuuuuchhhhh bitch cuz Sweet is coming."
"As you can see, we have all sorts of talent pouring in now that the flood gates have opened for the league. SweetJameJones seems to be a hot commodity already and I expect him to be brought in fairly early for the DSFL draft. I wish luck to all of our rookies and hope to see more dominant personalities arise. Until next time, Ironside signing off."
"Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is Bjørn Ironside reporting in from the S18 Sports Center. The cycle begins in the NSFL again. As the S18 draft rages on and free agency opens up, our new league rookies have opened the doors and begun to flood the league. I got an exclusive sit down with one of our new talents, SweetJamesJones to see how he was taking everything."
Ironside: "I would like to start off by welcoming you to the NSFL. What brings you to our league?"
SweetJamesJones: "DylanDeluxe told me there was bread to be made."
Ironside: "As a new player, have you found everything easy to navigate so far?"
SweetJamesJones: "I have found all the necessary resources so far."
Ironside: "What has been your experience with the community during your brief stint among us?"
SweetJamesJones: "My experience so far is that I am the Pimp, the playa, the mac and the greatest to ever do it and the rest of y'all are just witnesses and I aint even been in this bihhhh for two hours."
Ironside: "Have you had a chance to take a look at the DSFL teams? Which one of them looks like it fits Sweet's style?"
SweetJamesJones: "I haven't gotten around to that cuz Ive just been talking shit, but imma get to the teams shortly."
Ironside: "You've caught the eye of a lot of our GMs so far. They seem to be fighting over you pretty viciously. How do you think they should settle this dispute? Fight to the death?"
SweetJamesJones: "The Gms should first, see who got the most $$$$ for Sweet. Second, they need to po up and roll up and whoever is the most faded gets the Sweet. But I'm not one to turn down a fight to the death. Prison rules."
Ironside: "As a player in this league, what really are your goals going forward?"
SweetJamesJones: "My goals going forward is to shit on every defense that tries to cover Sweet and start breaking records."
Ironside: "You've self declared yourself as the 'MFing Best'. Tell me what makes Sweet the MFing best,"
SweetJamesJones: "I'm the MF best because those are facts. These lil boys can't run with, let alone guard the Sweet. Second I always look good and when you look good, you play good and when you play good they pay good nahhhimtalmbout? And third... I can't let nobody hold me down-these ho's could never hold me. Never hold me. Cause I'm comin' down, playa surroundin' livin' these ho's fantasy. That's word to the Piiiiimp."
Ironside: "Lastly are there any declarations you would like to make to the league?"
SweetJamesJones: "Last, all I gots to say is... If ya scared go to chuuuuuchhhhh bitch cuz Sweet is coming."
"As you can see, we have all sorts of talent pouring in now that the flood gates have opened for the league. SweetJameJones seems to be a hot commodity already and I expect him to be brought in fairly early for the DSFL draft. I wish luck to all of our rookies and hope to see more dominant personalities arise. Until next time, Ironside signing off."