*The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 5

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[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 5
Poopy Pigskin Index and Rules - Season Index

In this game the Colorado Yeti will face the Orange County Otters to decide whether the Yeti will become tied with Baltimore for Poopiest Team in the NSFL and the Longest Shit Thus Far, or if the Poopy Pigskin will head back to ASFC with Orange County.[/div]

Week 5
Game Score: 30 - 16

Offensive Lineman of the Game: Winchester, A. Winchester has become a household name already when it comes to the Offensive Lineman of the Game award. He was tied for the most pancakes of the game, along with conceding no sacks and not taking any penalties. Excellent work Angus!

Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: Colorado Yeti

Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: Orange County Otters

Poopiest Player of the Game: Bercovici, J. Yikes. We've seen some bad games from quarterbacks but this one really takes the cake. 3 interceptions culminating in a QB rating of just 22. It seems to me that Orange County is trying to switch up their QB situation to see which player will take the reigns and become their starter. Well this game was pretty convincing. Bercovici is not the starter. Not right now at least. A poopy performance to say the least.

Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Noble, L. I don't like picking quarterbacks as often as I have been, but it's difficult when they have such a big impact on the game. Noble was involved in a lot of the offense in this game, from scoring one touchdown himself to sending Tiernan deep for 6 of his own points. The bulk of his team's yards came from passing and he didn't throw a single interception. When the defense pulls it all together for you like Colorado's defense did in this one just takes some solid offense from your QB to bring the game home and that's exactly what we saw from Noble.

The Story of the Dump: Although the score might make it look that way, the offense isn't really what shined today. Colorado's defense and exceptional kicking is what put them over the edge. With 12 points from extra points and field goals, along with three interceptions, five sacks, and one defensive touchdown the game was really one that was won by committee. Great teamwork by the Yeti allowed them to take the turd the Otters laid on the field and throw it back at them play after play. The Poopy Pigskin heads back to where it started in the ASFC. Yellowknife and San Jose continue to be the only two teams that have not been soiled by the Poopy Pigskin, but with the stinky ball back in the ASFC San Jose may be in danger of being pooped on.

[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopiest Teams in the NSFL
Orange County loses their 2nd Poopsy Bowl game to become tied for the Poopiest Team in the NSFL with Baltimore. Colorado avoids their 2nd loss in a row and therefore Baltimore is stole the sole possessor of The Longest Shit Thus Far at 2 losses in a row.

Baltimore Hawks - 2
Orange County Otters - 2
Arizona Outlaws - 1
Colorado Yeti - 1
San Jose Sabercats - 0
Yellowknife Wraiths - 0

The Longest Shit Thus Far
2 Games - Baltimore Hawks
S1 - Week 2
S1 - Week 3
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