Well here are getting ready for this long ass draft. All times will be in PST just for continuity sake
4:08pm - Sitting in my comfy leather chair, pantless as requested waiting for this thing to start. Who's gonna go #1? Where am I gonna go? I didn't get a call to attend a draft party so instead I'm doing this shit for your entertainment
4:15pm - Playing some pokemon sword because what better way to kill some time before the draft.
4:30pm - Ordered some food for dinner, although I regret this choice because I might miss the opening parts of the draft now to answer my door. Damn first world problems.
4:57pm - Getting a little excited here for the stream. Lets hope it's not just pandas rolling around again
5:01pm - Still nothing, this Commish I swear.. nothing works on time, this is why we can't have nice things
5:04pm - 104 prospects! wow they just let anyone join the draft these days
5:05pm - Some random HO people introducing themselves.. literally no one wants this.. we just want to know who got drafted and where!
5:06pm - Some other random bragging that he's the best ever DSFL rookie to come out of the draft.. lol, clearly he's never heard of HeHateMe PickSix
5:07pm - Cal Lidous gets picked #1 OA to the expansion Norfolk.. They need a QB and I can see this being a good pick for them
5:08pm - Kansas picks up the first LB in the draft and selects Douglas Quaid 2nd over all
5:09pm - Portland also takes a QB in the first round with George O'Donnell. Lots of QB's getting taken to captain their respective teams it looks like
5:10pm - My rival Jeffrey Lavert goes 4th OA to MB. I mean I'm happy for him but at the end of the day he's still gonna carry my plaque to the hall of fame
5:10pm - Tijuana sticks with the ground game and takes RB Ed Barker
5:11pm - Minnesota closes the first round with Matt Murphy, the second safety to go off the board. Minnesota is extremely excited to grab him as he has been on top of their board for a while
5:12pm - We have a TRADE to announce!. KCC trades out of the 2nd round for some future picks. KCC didn't see anyone they liked this high up it seems
5:13pm - Minnesota picks up Holden Summers shoring up their line backer position.
5:13pm - Another trade to announce as Norfolk decides to drop down a bit in the 2nd as they unload some inactives
5:14pm - Tijuana trades up to pick up The XEXUTIONER to captain their offense for years to come
5:14pm - Trade again as Tijuana sacrifices draft depth to move up now. 4 picks for 1 seems excessive but Tijuana must like who they're gonna get
5:16pm - Tijuana picks up Immanuel Blackstone after trading their farm to get him
5:16pm - Dax Frost goes to MB as a must pick
5:17pm - Dorfus Jimbo Jr. goes to Norfolk as a must pick as well
5:18pm - KC picks up Zero 2, the third must pick in the row
5:18pm - Norfolk picks up Herb Altee for the Safety position 13th OA
5:19pm - KC picks up Red Arrow to give their QB a deep threat option
5:20pm - Portland picks up Perry Tucker Jr 15th OA
5:20pm - Back to back portland picks Kubee Krusher 16th overall as Portland is just going strong into defense
5:21pm - At 17, a trade that Portland landed selects WHO ELSE BUT YOUR BOY HEHATEME PICKSIX.
5:22pm - Don't care about the rest of you guys. I got drafted and won my bet with Tequila. So good luck to the rest of you but I'm out as I gotta head to the draft party now! Peace.
4:08pm - Sitting in my comfy leather chair, pantless as requested waiting for this thing to start. Who's gonna go #1? Where am I gonna go? I didn't get a call to attend a draft party so instead I'm doing this shit for your entertainment
4:15pm - Playing some pokemon sword because what better way to kill some time before the draft.
4:30pm - Ordered some food for dinner, although I regret this choice because I might miss the opening parts of the draft now to answer my door. Damn first world problems.
4:57pm - Getting a little excited here for the stream. Lets hope it's not just pandas rolling around again
5:01pm - Still nothing, this Commish I swear.. nothing works on time, this is why we can't have nice things
5:04pm - 104 prospects! wow they just let anyone join the draft these days
5:05pm - Some random HO people introducing themselves.. literally no one wants this.. we just want to know who got drafted and where!
5:06pm - Some other random bragging that he's the best ever DSFL rookie to come out of the draft.. lol, clearly he's never heard of HeHateMe PickSix
5:07pm - Cal Lidous gets picked #1 OA to the expansion Norfolk.. They need a QB and I can see this being a good pick for them
5:08pm - Kansas picks up the first LB in the draft and selects Douglas Quaid 2nd over all
5:09pm - Portland also takes a QB in the first round with George O'Donnell. Lots of QB's getting taken to captain their respective teams it looks like
5:10pm - My rival Jeffrey Lavert goes 4th OA to MB. I mean I'm happy for him but at the end of the day he's still gonna carry my plaque to the hall of fame
5:10pm - Tijuana sticks with the ground game and takes RB Ed Barker
5:11pm - Minnesota closes the first round with Matt Murphy, the second safety to go off the board. Minnesota is extremely excited to grab him as he has been on top of their board for a while
5:12pm - We have a TRADE to announce!. KCC trades out of the 2nd round for some future picks. KCC didn't see anyone they liked this high up it seems
5:13pm - Minnesota picks up Holden Summers shoring up their line backer position.
5:13pm - Another trade to announce as Norfolk decides to drop down a bit in the 2nd as they unload some inactives
5:14pm - Tijuana trades up to pick up The XEXUTIONER to captain their offense for years to come
5:14pm - Trade again as Tijuana sacrifices draft depth to move up now. 4 picks for 1 seems excessive but Tijuana must like who they're gonna get
5:16pm - Tijuana picks up Immanuel Blackstone after trading their farm to get him
5:16pm - Dax Frost goes to MB as a must pick
5:17pm - Dorfus Jimbo Jr. goes to Norfolk as a must pick as well
5:18pm - KC picks up Zero 2, the third must pick in the row
5:18pm - Norfolk picks up Herb Altee for the Safety position 13th OA
5:19pm - KC picks up Red Arrow to give their QB a deep threat option
5:20pm - Portland picks up Perry Tucker Jr 15th OA
5:20pm - Back to back portland picks Kubee Krusher 16th overall as Portland is just going strong into defense
5:21pm - At 17, a trade that Portland landed selects WHO ELSE BUT YOUR BOY HEHATEME PICKSIX.
5:22pm - Don't care about the rest of you guys. I got drafted and won my bet with Tequila. So good luck to the rest of you but I'm out as I gotta head to the draft party now! Peace.