Narrator: Previously on all or nothing
Commissioner Bex: With the first pick of the 2036 DSFL draft the Dallas Birddogs select Monterey Jack quarterback University of Louisiana at Lafayette.
With the second pick of the 2036 DSFL draft the London Royals select Colby Jack quarterback Oregon University.
Duke of Modern: From this point on you guys are in control of your own destiny…. let’s get out there and win a fuckin Ultimini!
Reggie Shakesphere: I hope they're up to the task cause a lot of people are counting on them.
The London Royals Training Field
Acura Skyline: (Acura walks up to a trio of his teammates consisting of Cadillac Harris, Eldrick Avery, and Sandro Ryeu.) Hey so some of the guys on the offense have been making bets on who is going to score the first touchdown in franchise history. Nothing too serious we’re talking five bucks each, and I was wondering if you want in.
Sandro Ryeu: Whose all in and who are they betting on?
Acura Skyline: Pretty much everyone on offense except for Jack is in on it and they're pretty much all betting on themselves. Also the kicker Lindsey is saying he’s going to run it in.
Eldrick Avery: ( Shaking his head) That boy ain’t right. Sure sounds fun put me down and I’ll put my money on Donatello Arrabiata.
Cadillac Harris: Yeah I’m in but I want to bet on myself. That’s right boys I’m saying the London Royals first ever touchdown is going to be a pick six.
Eldrick Avery: Yo change my bet to me too.
Sandro Ryeu: (Sandro strokes his chin as if he’s considering all his options.) I think I’ll bet on you Acura.
Acura Skyline: Thanks Sandro, that's real sweet of you.
Sandro Ryeu: Actually on second thought, put my money on Jacoby Batista.
Acura Skyline: (Acting as if he has been wounded) Oh come on man, Why you gotta do me like that?
Narrator: In just a few short months the players have already started to form the bonds of brotherhood that makes up any great team. Quarterback Colby Jack knows a thing or two about brotherhood. He will be facing off against his own brother Monty Jack next week in the season opener.
All or Nothing (A/N) Interview Room
Colby Jack: Growing up with Monty was awesome we played little league together and our parents actually sent us to different high schools so we wouldn’t have to share minutes with each other. We’re still pretty close to this day. It’s not like an Aaron Rodgers situation where we’re not speaking to each other. He is honestly my best friend.We support one another day in and day out. Sure we are competitive and each of us wants to show up the other, but I mean at the end of the day I want him to succeed just as badly as I want myself to succeed! I’m excited to face off against him Sunday and I think he is too.
Week 1 Dallas@London
Kevin Harlan: It’s Jack versus Jack in another exciting matchup as the two newest editions to the DSFL battle it out. I’m Kevin Harlan joining me tonight is the recently retired Tom Brady. Tom how are you doing today.
Tom Brady: Thanks for having me Kevin. I’m excited to be here and while everyone is talking about Jack versus Jack I think people are sleeping on the GOAT Gimmy Jaroppolo. I cannot overstate the value of having such an experienced voice on a team made up almost entirely of rookies.
Kevin Harlan: The players are taking the field now. Now Tom we share the field with some truly exalted company tonight. Queen Elizabeth is in the audience tonight. Along with Mr. and Mrs.Jack. The proud parents of are two starting quarterbacks.
Mrs. Jack: (Proudly to a stranger in the crowd.) My boys are the QBs!
Narrator: Both teams' first drives ends with a punt, but on the Birddogs next possession we have an official winner of the London Royals touchdown pot.
Kevin Harlan: Monty Jack. Play action. Checks down to his running back. OOOHHHHH Intercepted by #43 and he will go all the way! Touchdown Royals. It’s the safety Quinn Hughes for a pick six touchdown.
Tom Brady: You can see here he’s not fooled by the play action at all. He’s ready for the pass from the word go and he immediately puts himself on an intercept course with the football.
Quinn Hughes: You ain’t seen nothing yet I’m just getting started! I’m Just getting started!
Narrator: True to his word Hughes shows us that we haven’t seen anything yet.
Tom Brady: Jack out of the I formation and he goes down. Wait, was that Hughes again?
Kevin Harlan: It was! It is! Quinn Hughes charges in for the sack and the safety. Royals lead 12 to nothing.
Narrator: The London Royals first game is a rout. Final score 34-7. This expansion team will not go the way of the 1976 Bucs. Through hard work and sheer determination they get their season off to an excellent start.
Colby Jack: (running up to hug his brother) Good job brother. You almost had us.
Monty Jack: No the better team won this week but don’t you worry next time we meet I’ll pay you back. (both brothers laugh) Hey coach wants us to get a quick start back to Dallas. Can you say goodbye to mom and dad for me?
Colby Jack: Of course. Have a safe flight Monty.
KRFM 88.5 Radio Station
Reggie Shakesphere: First game of the season and we won! We did more than win though, we spanked them good. 34-7 Our offense was great, our defense was phenomenal, our special teams are unbeatable! I wholly expect that we will sweep the division this year! Ultimini HERE WE COME!
Narrator: Unfortunately even the sunniest of days have their cloudy moments.
BBC Reporter: Today London Royals general manager Sir Deadly Player was fined 8 million dollars for posting about 80 NSFW pictures on an official DSFL group chat.
Narrator: The controversy has split the league including the Royals. It’s at best a distraction at worst it threatens to tear the unity and cohesion of the fledgling team apart.
Quinn Hughes: (HO) could have just asked them not to do that kind of thing again.
Sue Cash.Jr: I just don’t understand why anyone would even have over 80 NSFW pics in the first place. Let alone why he would choose to share them in their work’s group chat.
London Royals Film Room
The Duke of Modern: So as you all know Sir Deadly Player was involved in a very unfortunate incident. It was a mistake on Player’s part and I know he regrets it. We are not going to discuss this anymore than that. As far as I’m concerned this is a distraction and nothing more, and we simply cannot tolerate any distractions. I’m serious you guys we have a very important game coming up in Tijuana this week and we cannot afford to give these guys a single advantage.
Now I want to go over some of the Luchadores key players.
First thing you have to know is that Tijuana uses a two QB system. Ben Slothisberger and Jim Waters. Jim likes to use his feet and Ben likes to chuck it deep. Tijuana likes to get both of them involved and they switch them out often which is good for us cause it means that they don’t really get a chance to settle into a drive. Second their top receiver is an avowed satanist. Personally I don’t think you're in any real danger from him but he has been known to say and do some weird shit. So don’t engage with him and don’t let him inside your head. Lastly on defense I want to direct your attention to Linebacker Devaunte Sackpieder. Out of all the rookies from the first couple rounds he’s probably the most dangerous. He’s very well rounded, good speed, good strength, high football IQ. If you make a bone headed rookie mistake he will make you pay for it. Remember people these are just the highlights treat every member of this team like they’re a professional day ruiner. Because that’s their job. Alright that’s all I have for you today, meet up with your position coaches and get to work people.
Week 2 London@Tijuana
Narrator: The flight from London, England to Tijuana. Mexico is a long one. Advances in modern medicine have created medication that the players can take to reduce the effects of jet lag on their bodies but it’s not a perfect solution. The Royals will have to play with at least some discomfort against a team that’s hungry for their first win of the season. The game starts off well the Luchadores score a touchdown early on but miss the extra point. Jack Colby and Acura Skyline are able to rally the offense and score a touchdown of their own.
Jim Nantz: It’s Acura Skyline with what might just be the most incredible 5 yard touchdown I’ve ever seen.
Tony Romo: So what happened here is Acura takes the pitch and he commits up the left side pretty early but here’s the safety #6 Howard Ryan closing the door on him. So Acura does something that a lot of running backs wouldn't think to do in this situation. He runs away from the goal line. He back pedals, finds a better angle and punches it in for the touchdown.
Narrator: On the Royals next drive Susan Cash gives the offense excellent field position with a 53 yard punt return.
Tony Romo: There goes Cash down the right side. He busts out a nice little side step causing two Luchadores to run into each other. He. Could. GO. Nope tackled by the punter.
Narrator: Neither Cash nor the rest of the offense is able to capitalize on his heroics and they are forced to punt.
Jim Nantz: Seth Lindsey lining up the kick. This will be from 26 yards. Now Tony as a player can you tell me? Do you feel a little disappointed at making your way this deep into enemy territory and being forced… (There is an audible Doink) He missed it! Seth Lindsey misses his second under 40 field goal of the night.
Narrator: The Luchadores end the half with a field goal putting them up by 2. Many of the Royals players can’t help but think they should be up by 7.
Royals Locker Room:
The Duke of Modern: Hey! Try not to look so down guys. We made some mistakes in the first half but stay strong. Defense is going to go out there and get a stop, a couple of sacks, maybe a turnover or two. Then we’ll march down the field, get that TD, take back the lead and never give it up again. Alright Finish strong on 3. 1 2 3
Everyone: FINISH STRONG!
Narrator: The Duke of Modern’s plan doesn’t exactly pan out.
Jim Nantz: McCann Takes it down the middle. He cuts across the field. It’s a foot race! Touchdown Luchadores. A 95 yard kickoff return!
Narrator: That touchdown breaks the spirit of the Royals players. The pain they inflicted last week against Dallas is visited upon them this week.
Jim Nantz: Ed Barker bowls his way in for the touchdown.
Tony Romo: Hand off to Skyline. He finds an opening! He goes down… The ball is out! The Luchadores have it!
Jim Nantz: Gilbert punches it in for the touchdown!
Jim Nantz: Jack five step drop back. Throws to his tight end. It’s intercepted! Ugarth the Dissector with a 12 yard return.
Tony Romo: A flag on Cadillac Mitchell. It looks like Passman was mouthing off and Mitchell yanks on his face mask to try and shut him up. Oh and there goes Barker with his second touchdown of the night.
Jim Nantz: The kick is up and it’s good. Tijuana now leads 40-7.
Jack Colby: Let’s go out there and score one more time. Let’s go out there and score.
Tony Romo: Royals out of time outs. Jack steps back to throw. Ooofff he goes down and the ball is out! #70 D'Brickashaw Cannon jumps on it and that is going to end it. A rough second half for the Royals sees them fall to 1-1.
Narrator: The Royals second game of the season is marred by penalties and turnovers. Now the young players must learn a painful lesson. In the DSFL it’s not about how hard you can hit. It’s about getting back up after you get hit.
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Commissioner Bex: With the first pick of the 2036 DSFL draft the Dallas Birddogs select Monterey Jack quarterback University of Louisiana at Lafayette.
With the second pick of the 2036 DSFL draft the London Royals select Colby Jack quarterback Oregon University.
Duke of Modern: From this point on you guys are in control of your own destiny…. let’s get out there and win a fuckin Ultimini!
Reggie Shakesphere: I hope they're up to the task cause a lot of people are counting on them.
The London Royals Training Field
Acura Skyline: (Acura walks up to a trio of his teammates consisting of Cadillac Harris, Eldrick Avery, and Sandro Ryeu.) Hey so some of the guys on the offense have been making bets on who is going to score the first touchdown in franchise history. Nothing too serious we’re talking five bucks each, and I was wondering if you want in.
Sandro Ryeu: Whose all in and who are they betting on?
Acura Skyline: Pretty much everyone on offense except for Jack is in on it and they're pretty much all betting on themselves. Also the kicker Lindsey is saying he’s going to run it in.
Eldrick Avery: ( Shaking his head) That boy ain’t right. Sure sounds fun put me down and I’ll put my money on Donatello Arrabiata.
Cadillac Harris: Yeah I’m in but I want to bet on myself. That’s right boys I’m saying the London Royals first ever touchdown is going to be a pick six.
Eldrick Avery: Yo change my bet to me too.
Sandro Ryeu: (Sandro strokes his chin as if he’s considering all his options.) I think I’ll bet on you Acura.
Acura Skyline: Thanks Sandro, that's real sweet of you.
Sandro Ryeu: Actually on second thought, put my money on Jacoby Batista.
Acura Skyline: (Acting as if he has been wounded) Oh come on man, Why you gotta do me like that?
Narrator: In just a few short months the players have already started to form the bonds of brotherhood that makes up any great team. Quarterback Colby Jack knows a thing or two about brotherhood. He will be facing off against his own brother Monty Jack next week in the season opener.
All or Nothing (A/N) Interview Room
Colby Jack: Growing up with Monty was awesome we played little league together and our parents actually sent us to different high schools so we wouldn’t have to share minutes with each other. We’re still pretty close to this day. It’s not like an Aaron Rodgers situation where we’re not speaking to each other. He is honestly my best friend.We support one another day in and day out. Sure we are competitive and each of us wants to show up the other, but I mean at the end of the day I want him to succeed just as badly as I want myself to succeed! I’m excited to face off against him Sunday and I think he is too.
Week 1 Dallas@London
Kevin Harlan: It’s Jack versus Jack in another exciting matchup as the two newest editions to the DSFL battle it out. I’m Kevin Harlan joining me tonight is the recently retired Tom Brady. Tom how are you doing today.
Tom Brady: Thanks for having me Kevin. I’m excited to be here and while everyone is talking about Jack versus Jack I think people are sleeping on the GOAT Gimmy Jaroppolo. I cannot overstate the value of having such an experienced voice on a team made up almost entirely of rookies.
Kevin Harlan: The players are taking the field now. Now Tom we share the field with some truly exalted company tonight. Queen Elizabeth is in the audience tonight. Along with Mr. and Mrs.Jack. The proud parents of are two starting quarterbacks.
Mrs. Jack: (Proudly to a stranger in the crowd.) My boys are the QBs!
Narrator: Both teams' first drives ends with a punt, but on the Birddogs next possession we have an official winner of the London Royals touchdown pot.
Kevin Harlan: Monty Jack. Play action. Checks down to his running back. OOOHHHHH Intercepted by #43 and he will go all the way! Touchdown Royals. It’s the safety Quinn Hughes for a pick six touchdown.
Tom Brady: You can see here he’s not fooled by the play action at all. He’s ready for the pass from the word go and he immediately puts himself on an intercept course with the football.
Quinn Hughes: You ain’t seen nothing yet I’m just getting started! I’m Just getting started!
Narrator: True to his word Hughes shows us that we haven’t seen anything yet.
Tom Brady: Jack out of the I formation and he goes down. Wait, was that Hughes again?
Kevin Harlan: It was! It is! Quinn Hughes charges in for the sack and the safety. Royals lead 12 to nothing.
Narrator: The London Royals first game is a rout. Final score 34-7. This expansion team will not go the way of the 1976 Bucs. Through hard work and sheer determination they get their season off to an excellent start.
Colby Jack: (running up to hug his brother) Good job brother. You almost had us.
Monty Jack: No the better team won this week but don’t you worry next time we meet I’ll pay you back. (both brothers laugh) Hey coach wants us to get a quick start back to Dallas. Can you say goodbye to mom and dad for me?
Colby Jack: Of course. Have a safe flight Monty.
KRFM 88.5 Radio Station
Reggie Shakesphere: First game of the season and we won! We did more than win though, we spanked them good. 34-7 Our offense was great, our defense was phenomenal, our special teams are unbeatable! I wholly expect that we will sweep the division this year! Ultimini HERE WE COME!
Narrator: Unfortunately even the sunniest of days have their cloudy moments.
BBC Reporter: Today London Royals general manager Sir Deadly Player was fined 8 million dollars for posting about 80 NSFW pictures on an official DSFL group chat.
Narrator: The controversy has split the league including the Royals. It’s at best a distraction at worst it threatens to tear the unity and cohesion of the fledgling team apart.
Quinn Hughes: (HO) could have just asked them not to do that kind of thing again.
Sue Cash.Jr: I just don’t understand why anyone would even have over 80 NSFW pics in the first place. Let alone why he would choose to share them in their work’s group chat.
London Royals Film Room
The Duke of Modern: So as you all know Sir Deadly Player was involved in a very unfortunate incident. It was a mistake on Player’s part and I know he regrets it. We are not going to discuss this anymore than that. As far as I’m concerned this is a distraction and nothing more, and we simply cannot tolerate any distractions. I’m serious you guys we have a very important game coming up in Tijuana this week and we cannot afford to give these guys a single advantage.
Now I want to go over some of the Luchadores key players.
First thing you have to know is that Tijuana uses a two QB system. Ben Slothisberger and Jim Waters. Jim likes to use his feet and Ben likes to chuck it deep. Tijuana likes to get both of them involved and they switch them out often which is good for us cause it means that they don’t really get a chance to settle into a drive. Second their top receiver is an avowed satanist. Personally I don’t think you're in any real danger from him but he has been known to say and do some weird shit. So don’t engage with him and don’t let him inside your head. Lastly on defense I want to direct your attention to Linebacker Devaunte Sackpieder. Out of all the rookies from the first couple rounds he’s probably the most dangerous. He’s very well rounded, good speed, good strength, high football IQ. If you make a bone headed rookie mistake he will make you pay for it. Remember people these are just the highlights treat every member of this team like they’re a professional day ruiner. Because that’s their job. Alright that’s all I have for you today, meet up with your position coaches and get to work people.
Week 2 London@Tijuana
Narrator: The flight from London, England to Tijuana. Mexico is a long one. Advances in modern medicine have created medication that the players can take to reduce the effects of jet lag on their bodies but it’s not a perfect solution. The Royals will have to play with at least some discomfort against a team that’s hungry for their first win of the season. The game starts off well the Luchadores score a touchdown early on but miss the extra point. Jack Colby and Acura Skyline are able to rally the offense and score a touchdown of their own.
Jim Nantz: It’s Acura Skyline with what might just be the most incredible 5 yard touchdown I’ve ever seen.
Tony Romo: So what happened here is Acura takes the pitch and he commits up the left side pretty early but here’s the safety #6 Howard Ryan closing the door on him. So Acura does something that a lot of running backs wouldn't think to do in this situation. He runs away from the goal line. He back pedals, finds a better angle and punches it in for the touchdown.
Narrator: On the Royals next drive Susan Cash gives the offense excellent field position with a 53 yard punt return.
Tony Romo: There goes Cash down the right side. He busts out a nice little side step causing two Luchadores to run into each other. He. Could. GO. Nope tackled by the punter.
Narrator: Neither Cash nor the rest of the offense is able to capitalize on his heroics and they are forced to punt.
Jim Nantz: Seth Lindsey lining up the kick. This will be from 26 yards. Now Tony as a player can you tell me? Do you feel a little disappointed at making your way this deep into enemy territory and being forced… (There is an audible Doink) He missed it! Seth Lindsey misses his second under 40 field goal of the night.
Narrator: The Luchadores end the half with a field goal putting them up by 2. Many of the Royals players can’t help but think they should be up by 7.
Royals Locker Room:
The Duke of Modern: Hey! Try not to look so down guys. We made some mistakes in the first half but stay strong. Defense is going to go out there and get a stop, a couple of sacks, maybe a turnover or two. Then we’ll march down the field, get that TD, take back the lead and never give it up again. Alright Finish strong on 3. 1 2 3
Everyone: FINISH STRONG!
Narrator: The Duke of Modern’s plan doesn’t exactly pan out.
Jim Nantz: McCann Takes it down the middle. He cuts across the field. It’s a foot race! Touchdown Luchadores. A 95 yard kickoff return!
Narrator: That touchdown breaks the spirit of the Royals players. The pain they inflicted last week against Dallas is visited upon them this week.
Jim Nantz: Ed Barker bowls his way in for the touchdown.
Tony Romo: Hand off to Skyline. He finds an opening! He goes down… The ball is out! The Luchadores have it!
Jim Nantz: Gilbert punches it in for the touchdown!
Jim Nantz: Jack five step drop back. Throws to his tight end. It’s intercepted! Ugarth the Dissector with a 12 yard return.
Tony Romo: A flag on Cadillac Mitchell. It looks like Passman was mouthing off and Mitchell yanks on his face mask to try and shut him up. Oh and there goes Barker with his second touchdown of the night.
Jim Nantz: The kick is up and it’s good. Tijuana now leads 40-7.
Jack Colby: Let’s go out there and score one more time. Let’s go out there and score.
Tony Romo: Royals out of time outs. Jack steps back to throw. Ooofff he goes down and the ball is out! #70 D'Brickashaw Cannon jumps on it and that is going to end it. A rough second half for the Royals sees them fall to 1-1.
Narrator: The Royals second game of the season is marred by penalties and turnovers. Now the young players must learn a painful lesson. In the DSFL it’s not about how hard you can hit. It’s about getting back up after you get hit.
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