In a dramatic turn of events, Booker Bookchin suffered a career-ending injury this weekend. A life-long Dodgers fan, Bookchin celebrated with friends after watching the Dodgers' win in their season opener. Apparently the celebrating got intense, as Bookchin was heading home quite intoxicated. Police reports that at 2:05 am, he stumbled in front of a moving car, hitting him at about 30 mph. After spending the weekend at the hospital, doctors have concluded that the spinal injury he has suffered from that accident forbids him from ever playing football again. Otherwise he would risk paralysis with any heavy collision. Therefore, Booker Bookchin is forced to retire before ever entering the fields of the ISFL.