There have been a lot of misconceptions so far about this season's upcoming DSFL draft. It seems there are a lot of biased opinions and so biased some have even left Goat Tank completely out of the conversation as a prospect.
To those people I say in the words of the GOAT himself "It became personal for me"
So being the good little Goat Tank I am, I have put together the most unbiased DSFL mock draft in the history. You're welcome.
1. Portland Pythons - GOAT TANK PRIME - DT
This pick is clearly unsurprising. It's the OG Goat Tank. He also has a second life that of a trailer truck that he transforms into. Just don't watch the 1984 movie. No spoiler goats please.
2. Minnesota... Ducks or something, I dunno, this isn't a hockey sim GOAT TANK ???? - DT
Not quite Goat Tank Prime, but just as good. It's just straight up Goat Tank. It's like the difference between Bud and Bud Wiser. One of those Bud's is the Wiser one so it goes first and Bud goes second. At the same time though don't estimate Bud because out the 3 frogs, the first one says "Bud" and it takes 2 frogs after that to say "Wise" and "Errr" - so this Goat Tank is way more efficient and comes out of the gate faster.
3. Myrtle Beach Buccaneers - GOAT CANNON - DT
This seems like the most logical place for Goat Cannon to fall. The Buccaneers run a pretty tight ship but haven't had any real fire power. Goat Cannon will make them explosive on the high seas, and I'm not talking about the 'Rhea.
4. Tijuana Luchadors or however the heck they're spelled, who cares - NOT GOAT TANK - Probably a lame OL or something
They never invited GOAT TANK ???? to their discord server so whatever. Don't care.
They might have Tequila there though so might need to get Goat Cannon to raid them.
5. London Royals - GOAT TANK INQUISITION - DT
Nobody expects the GOAT TANK INQUISITION!
6. Kansas City Coyotes -THROW THE BALL - QB
Kansas City is pretty cool, but Matty sucs lmap
7. Dallas Birddogs - GOAT TANK ROMO - DT
Goat Tank Romo is said to be pretty great on the field but kind of injury prone. He does have the gift of gab though and might just at some point be the next national broadcaster for DSFL games when he inevitably falls apart before he does anything of importance.
Seems like a perfect fit for such a football team in Dallas.
8. Norfolk Seawolves - GOAT TANK JORDAN -DT
So great they named him twice. Some say there are 3 words in his name, but I only see 2. He has a huge chip on his shoulder and is the biggest trash talker in the game. It's a good thing Norfolk is so good, because he'll fit right in with this culture.
As you can see, this is a totally accurate and unbiased mock draft report by yours truly Goat Tank.
Now pay me.
GOAT TANK ????
To those people I say in the words of the GOAT himself "It became personal for me"
So being the good little Goat Tank I am, I have put together the most unbiased DSFL mock draft in the history. You're welcome.
1. Portland Pythons - GOAT TANK PRIME - DT
This pick is clearly unsurprising. It's the OG Goat Tank. He also has a second life that of a trailer truck that he transforms into. Just don't watch the 1984 movie. No spoiler goats please.
2. Minnesota... Ducks or something, I dunno, this isn't a hockey sim GOAT TANK ???? - DT
Not quite Goat Tank Prime, but just as good. It's just straight up Goat Tank. It's like the difference between Bud and Bud Wiser. One of those Bud's is the Wiser one so it goes first and Bud goes second. At the same time though don't estimate Bud because out the 3 frogs, the first one says "Bud" and it takes 2 frogs after that to say "Wise" and "Errr" - so this Goat Tank is way more efficient and comes out of the gate faster.
3. Myrtle Beach Buccaneers - GOAT CANNON - DT
This seems like the most logical place for Goat Cannon to fall. The Buccaneers run a pretty tight ship but haven't had any real fire power. Goat Cannon will make them explosive on the high seas, and I'm not talking about the 'Rhea.
4. Tijuana Luchadors or however the heck they're spelled, who cares - NOT GOAT TANK - Probably a lame OL or something
They never invited GOAT TANK ???? to their discord server so whatever. Don't care.
They might have Tequila there though so might need to get Goat Cannon to raid them.
5. London Royals - GOAT TANK INQUISITION - DT
Nobody expects the GOAT TANK INQUISITION!
6. Kansas City Coyotes -THROW THE BALL - QB
Kansas City is pretty cool, but Matty sucs lmap
7. Dallas Birddogs - GOAT TANK ROMO - DT
Goat Tank Romo is said to be pretty great on the field but kind of injury prone. He does have the gift of gab though and might just at some point be the next national broadcaster for DSFL games when he inevitably falls apart before he does anything of importance.
Seems like a perfect fit for such a football team in Dallas.
8. Norfolk Seawolves - GOAT TANK JORDAN -DT
So great they named him twice. Some say there are 3 words in his name, but I only see 2. He has a huge chip on his shoulder and is the biggest trash talker in the game. It's a good thing Norfolk is so good, because he'll fit right in with this culture.
As you can see, this is a totally accurate and unbiased mock draft report by yours truly Goat Tank.
Now pay me.
GOAT TANK ????