Disaster Twins: the Fucking Bee Movie

[TomHanks]

So @Dewalt27 paid 10 real American dollars to produce this one, so you all can thank him. Tonight @bex and I will be drinking an unholy amount while watching a movie that I can only assume god themselves has forsaken, the Bee Movie. Podcast will be recorded immediately afterwards and we’ll be taking questions on anything from the league to the fuckin Bee Movie.

[LancedJack]

Would you rather have green onions for hands or banana peels for feet? Reasons why as well please.

[Jimi64]

Ya like jazz?

[ddrector]

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?

Have you seen any movie that's worse than Bee Movie?

[.Laser]

If you're a human and a bee is trying to seduce you the way the bee in this movie is, what you doing?

[Starboy]

Would you fuck a bee sized Jerry Seinfeld or a Jerry Seinfeld sized bee?

Why is Seinfeld better than Friends?

What “bad movie” do you unironically love?

[Dewalt27]

1. Could you have named a worse choice for a movie?

2. What is your least favorite movie?

3. What is something you like that you feel most people dislike?

4. If you were an alcohol what kind of alcohol would you be?

5. What kind of vacation would you be?

6. Why are you?

[ConnorM123]

Turtlemen or Horsemen?

[Tesla]

Hello and good time appropriate greeting friends! I hope that you enjoyed the movie as much as is reasonably possible.

1. An extension of Laser's question; what would a humanoid bee have to do to seduce you successfully?

2. What is your favorite moment from the movie?

3. Would you rather fight a human sized bee, or a human sized swarm of bees?

4. What animal species if it demonstrated human level intelligence and the capacity for fully comprehensible speech would have the easiest time getting you to represent them in court?

5. Do you think you will ever watch the movie again, or are you hoping to forget the experience?

Thank you kindly for your time and we wish you a most enjoyable weekend.

[goodfortunecoffee]

What was your favorite bee pun?

Do you think The Bee Movie has a good message?