S26 Rookie Contracts
Moe Skeeter (@TheDude83)
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m (PO)
S28: $1m (PO)
[1] NTC throughout entire contract
[2] Arizona to add an emote of “The Dude” from The Big Lebowski to the team server
Tom Teboat (@pauadrian)
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m
S28: $1m
Clauses:
[1] Tom Teboat themed bibles must be sold at team fan shop
[2] After every Arizona win, the team must do the Teboat (Tebow kneel)
[3] Teboat has the right to slap saba whenever he feels like saba is being a dummy
Logan Sarrasin (@DApolloS)
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m
S28: $1m
Clauses:
[1] If Logan finishes the season with better stats than L’Gazzy Burfict’s final season at at London, Arizona GM Big Whiz must give Logan $20 (not IRL money. Big Whiz's GM dot will give Logan's player dot, 20 dot-dollars)
[2] For every stat category that Logan has better than L’Gazzy Burfict’s final season in London, Logan will get a life-time of canteen hot dogs
[3] If Logan clean sweeps all of L’Gazzy Burfict’s London stats, Logan gets Crunk’s locker in the locker room and Crunk must sit in the hallway
Akil Ozymandias (@Count chocula)
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m
S28: $1m
Clauses:
[1] Akil gets a bowl of Count Chocula cereal, with 2% milk, before every game
Bismo Funyuns (@The__Y-man__100) – EDITED, NOT IA
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m
S28: $1m
Moe Skeeter (@TheDude83)
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m (PO)
S28: $1m (PO)
[1] NTC throughout entire contract
[2] Arizona to add an emote of “The Dude” from The Big Lebowski to the team server
Tom Teboat (@pauadrian)
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m
S28: $1m
Clauses:
[1] Tom Teboat themed bibles must be sold at team fan shop
[2] After every Arizona win, the team must do the Teboat (Tebow kneel)
[3] Teboat has the right to slap saba whenever he feels like saba is being a dummy
Logan Sarrasin (@DApolloS)
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m
S28: $1m
Clauses:
[1] If Logan finishes the season with better stats than L’Gazzy Burfict’s final season at at London, Arizona GM Big Whiz must give Logan $20 (not IRL money. Big Whiz's GM dot will give Logan's player dot, 20 dot-dollars)
[2] For every stat category that Logan has better than L’Gazzy Burfict’s final season in London, Logan will get a life-time of canteen hot dogs
[3] If Logan clean sweeps all of L’Gazzy Burfict’s London stats, Logan gets Crunk’s locker in the locker room and Crunk must sit in the hallway
Akil Ozymandias (@Count chocula)
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m
S28: $1m
Clauses:
[1] Akil gets a bowl of Count Chocula cereal, with 2% milk, before every game
Bismo Funyuns (@The__Y-man__100) – EDITED, NOT IA
S26: $4m (covered by DSFL)
S27: $1m
S28: $1m