06-04-2022, 03:31 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2022, 07:45 AM by soevil. Edited 2 times in total.)
@players congrats on the BIG WEEK 1 DUB!! I am so pumped to start the season out on a positive note. We have a long season ahead and can't wait to see how it plays out!
Offensive Game Ball:
QB Pete Zuh @seal
19/28 | 179 pass yards | 48 Rushing Yards | 1TD | 1 Int (allegedly)
Seal came into training camp as an offensive Lineman but made the switch to qb once they realized they had the ability to throw the ball over mountains uncle Rico style. This was a heck of a debut for our new qb!
Defensive Game Ball:
Tae Dawson - @Tae Dawson "Channel 7"
4 tackles | 2 pass deflections | 1 Int
Defensive gameball could have went a bunch of different ways, but I decided to give it to one of the Legion of Boom members, Tae. What a statement and tone setter for the rest of the team Tae had when he got an interception on one of the very first defensive series of the game. Reports have surfaced that Bondi's offensive players are still having nightmares from playing against our loaded defense. Tae provided the initial spark and for that, he gets the game ball!
Onto week 2 we play Tijuanna! The Luchadores have a solid team , but as long as we keep getting our updates in, I am thinking they could suffer the same fate as Bondi. They better FEAR THE FLEET! GREAT JOB AGAIN TEAM ???
Beck — 05/12/2022
@players Weeks 2 and 3 are now in the books! We sit at an amazing 2-1 and are in second place in our division! Game balls for these most recent two games are below!
Week 2 - vs Tijuanna
Offensive Game Ball:
Sconnie McSix - @Sconnie "Gib Rock" McSix
22 Carries: 99 Yards | 2 Tuds | 1 Receiption: 9 yards
Sconnie is no stranger to dominating Tijuanna. As a linebacker he used to take over with his speed and he's now doing the same thing as a running back. The TDs we massive but his ability to keep moving the chains helped us stay in this game. Great job Sconnie!
Defensive Game Ball:
Jack McPherson - @WildfireMicro
12 Tackles | 1TFL | 1 PD | 1 Forced Fumble and Recovery
McFEARson as I like to call him was everywhere on the field against Tijuanna. An unstoppable force against the run and against the pass as he patrolled the middle of the field. Simply put, Tijuanna had no answer when they ran a play towards our stud linebacker during this game.
Week 3 - Vs Dallas
Offensive Game Ball:
Thomas Robinson - @Thomas Robinson (Infern8)
9 Receptions | 70 Yards | 1 TD
What a barn burner of a game!! Robinson showed up when it mattered most in the fourth quarter. Game on the line, 4th down, I had just had my 3rd heart attack of the game. With all of this going on at the same time, Robinson was cool calm and collected and scored a game tying touchdown (the first of his career) at the most opportune time possible for us that eventually led to us winning! He also had 1 pancake!
Defensive Game Ball:
Carisa Van Campen - @myrrh | carissa van campen
8 Tackles | 1 Sack | 1 Pass Deflection | 1 Interception
Carissa was all over the field this game. She truly was a stat sheet stuffer and had seemingly at least one of everything. She led the team in tackles and broke the opponents spirit consistently throughout the game with huge plays! Great game!
We are 2-1 Heading into KCC tonight! Lets make a STATEMENT tonight and improve to 3-1! Great job with updating btw everyone!
Beck — 05/13/2022
@players We came, we saw, we conquered! Week 4 saw us dominate the Kansas City Coyotes in an incredible fashion at their home field. All the pregame talk from them blew up in their face in an incredible way. I could not be more proud of how we handled the trash talk and then the game on the field ?. We have a special group here and I am proud to be apart of it all!
Week 4 - vs Kansas City Coyotes
Offensive Game Ball:
Pete Zuh - @seal
14/21: 205 Pass Yards | 4 Tuds | 29 Rushing Yards
So i called it before the season started that @seal was in line for an RG3 type rookie year, and man have they delivered. 4 touchdowns and no turnovers were huge for us this game. KCC couldn't stop Zuh through the air or on the ground.
Defensive Game Ball:
Graham Harper - @PurpleReign
2 Tackles | 1 Pass Deflection | 1 Pick 6! | 1 qb crushed spirit
Our defense has been absolutely out of this world. Each week it is extremely tough to give game balls to one individual because of how well they have all played (true on offense too). This week @PurpleReign gets the nod for their impressive lockdown performance and for the pick 6! Graham locked his side of the field down and continually broke the spirit of the oposing QB Wr in the process!
SHOUTOUT...... To all of you! I swear I could write like 1000 words on how awesome you all have been. I love this team. Lets keep pushing forward and towards our ultimate goal! We are sitting at 3-1 right now and in second place. Lets topple the Royals and make that 4-1! Keep on updating and asking question as they come up. You all are amazing! :eee:
Beck — 05/23/2022
@players the wait was long but hopefully worth it! Below are the game balls for the last 3 weeks! In this time we have went 2-1 and put ourselves in the drivers seat for a playoff spot!
Week 5 - vs London Royals
Offensive Game Ball:
Sconnie McSix - @Sconnie "Gib Rock" McSix
20 Carries: 129 Yards
Sconnie was a one man wrecking ball against the Royals! Racking up first down after first down with each carry. He has coined the phrase, "Gib Rock" and every time we have giben the rock to him, he has produced huge numbers. Backfield mate William Groves was a runner up to the gameball for this week with two big rushing Touch downs!
Defensive Game Ball:
Ja'uan Holland @Devin Hester
7 Tackles | 1 sad qb | 1 confused coach
Holland was a dominant force in the secondary during this game. The stat line only shows tackles, but not how big each one of them was. Holland was instrumental in us keeping their running backs at bay in a game where we allowed a long rush of only 7 yards by their main ball carrier. Whether it was defending the run or the pass, Holland was everywhere!
Week 6 - Vs Minnesota Grey Ducks
Offensive Game Ball:
Eeeeeeee phenssta - @Ephenssta
5 Catches: 75 Yards | 2 Pancackes
Team captain and our offensive spirit animal, Eph had a huge game in week 6 against the Grey Ducks. Known for his blocking, he had 2 massive pancakes this game, and If I am not mistaken, the players are still probably laying flat on the playing field from the ferocious blocks. 5 catches for 75 yards was also a breakout offensive performance in a game where we were playing catchup throughout.
Defensive Game Ball:
Graham Harper - @PurpleReign
7 Tackles | 1 Forced Fumble | 2 Pass Deflections | 1 Interception
The other team caption and leader of the defense, Harper was a man posssed during this game. His stat line was bascially football's version of a triple double. This was an all time performace from a player in the secondary!
Beck — 05/23/2022
Week 7 - Vs Portland Pythons
Offensive Game Ball:
Thomas Robinson - @Thomas Robinson (Infern8)
6 Catches: 90 yards | 1 TD
Robinson continues to be the DSFL version of Jamaar Chase. He was absolutely unstoppable in this game where we needed all the points we could get. When the offense had to have a play, Robinson was there to deliver!
Defensive Game Ball:
Carissa van Campen - @myrrh | carissa van campen
5 Solo Tackles | 3 Tackles for Loss
This game was insane and we needed all the stops possible to come out with a W. Carrisa helped stop the opposing offense and routinely put them in negative game scripts with her tackles for a loss! Each one was much needed!
THE KEYS TO NORFOLK SPECIAL:
Ja'uan Holland - Kick and Punt Returner Extraordinaire @Devin Hester
149 Kick Return Yards | 1 TD | 95 Punt Return Yards | 1 TD
HOLY MOLY!! DOES IT GET BETTER THAN THE GAME HOLLAND HAD!?!? 2 touchdowns on back to back returns completely demoralized Portland and put us over the top. Returner of the game. Returner of the year. Returner of the Universe. Give them all the accolades for this crazy performance!
@players we are 5-2 going into this week!! A few big wins this week and we can put ourselves in a great spot to clinch playoff birth. Lets keep this fleet rolling!! #FEARTHEFLEET
Beck — Today at 4:09 PM
Week 8 - Vs Bondi Beach Bucs
Offensive Game Ball:
Rushing attack! @Sconnie "Gib Rock" McSix @seal @Will3
48 Rush Attempts | 243 Yards | 2 Touch Downs
Our ground game has been nearly unstoppable all season long, and this was one of the highlights of our season. Unstoppable in this one, they led a late come back and sealed the deal with a big touchdown to put us ahead in the 4th quarter.
Defensive Gameball:
Ja'uan Holland - @Devin Hester
5 Tackles | 1 Pass Break up | 1 interception
Holland filled the stat sheet in this one. Each defensive gameball has been extremely tough because of how great everyone has played this season. The Interception Holland got was huge in turning the tide of this game for us.
Special Shoutout - @Ephenssta with 5 Pancakes in this game which led all players!
Week 9 - Vs Tijuanna Luchadores
Offensive Game Balls:
William Groves - @Will3 & Thomas Robinson @Thomas Robinson (Infern8)
This was a huge statement game for us as a team and these two combined for 5 total touchdowns in this absolute demolition of Tijuana.
Defensive Gameball:
The ENTIRE FOOKING DEFENSE!
Ok ok this is a little bit of a cheap way out however holding Tijuana to only 14 points after they had a top offense to this point was absolutely incredible! ISJ paying for drinks for the whole team after this one!
Week 10 - Vs Dallas Bird Dogs
Offensive Game Ball:
Jasper Fontaine - @Jazzy Fontaine (LordCoolcats)
3 Receptions | 97 Yards | 1 Touch Down
Jazzy Cool Cats Fontaine was a man on a mission during this game. He averaged over 32 yards per reception and paced the day for our aerial unit.
Defensive Game Ball:
Tae Dawson - @Tae Dawson "Channel 7"
6 Tackles | 1 Forced Fumble & Recovery | 1 Pass Breakup
Tae was a game changer in the secondary this game. A Peanut Tillman style forced fumble and lockdown coverage gave Dallas no shot to get anything really going downfield!
Week 11 - Vs Kansas City Coytotes
Offensive Game Ball:
Pete Zuh - @seal
263 All Purpose Yards | 3 Touchdowns | 2 picks (we won't talk about these lol)
Zuh has been sensational this season. Games like this one are typical from rookie qbs but Zuh's ability to move the chains with their arm and legs made a huge difference in this one against our rivals from Kansas City.
Defensive Game Ball:
Effoff IamYeti - @SDCore
6 Tackels | 2 Tackles for Loss | 1 Forced Fumble
This is an incredible stat line for a defensive end especially in this sim. The Sacks weren't there but the stat sheet shows SD was all over the field and stopping things at the line of scrimmage throughout the game.
This will probably go down as my Favorite win of the season. The DSFL gen chat was really fun to watch as KCC players and our players trash talked throughout. I LOVE how everyone came together as a team in the locker room and in that channel. You all are such a special group!
Beck — Today at 4:28 PM
Week 12 - Vs London Royals
Offensive Gameball:
Thomas Robinson - @Thomas Robinson (Infern8)
9 Receptions | 93 Yards | 1 Owned Defenses
This is a Cooper Kupp stat line. Consistently getting us first downs was huge even in a game where the sim simmed and we couldn't get much going. This was another solid showing for Robinson.
Defensive Game ball:
Carissa Van Campen & Jack Mcpherson @myrrh | carissa van campen @WildfireMicro
15 Total Tackles
These two have been dominant all season and have been major reasons why we have performed so good on defense. The amount of gameballs doesn't show it neccessarily but they have provided so much stability in the middle part of the field, and have been leaders there as well. In a game that did not go our way, I want to give them both game balls and a shoutout for their performances.
Week 13 - Vs Minnesota Grey Ducks
Offensive Game Ball:
Sconnie McSix - @Sconnie "Gib Rock" McSix
157 Rushing Yards | 2 Receptions | 12 Receiving Yards
Sconnie has been a monster all season, but this was a game where it feels he finally had his full on breakout! The Norfolk rushing attack has historically given Minnesota fits and Sconnie led the way in this one, churning first down after first down.
Defensive Game Ball:
@Tae Dawson "Channel 7" & @PurpleReign
12 Combined Tackles | 6 Pass Deflections | 2 Interceptions
Minny went basically full Yeet and threw the ball a trillion times this game. The score was closer than it probably should have but these two made multiple huge impact plays on the way to ensuring a Norfolk Dub!
Special Note: I think this is the only time outside of the Ultimini I have ever won against Minny! I love everyone for getting me over that hump!
Final Note:
You are all absolutely incredible. Our locker room is so special and I am so excited to see where the end of this season takes us. In similar words to Bill Belicheck:
We are onto Portland.
Offensive Game Ball:
QB Pete Zuh @seal
19/28 | 179 pass yards | 48 Rushing Yards | 1TD | 1 Int (allegedly)
Seal came into training camp as an offensive Lineman but made the switch to qb once they realized they had the ability to throw the ball over mountains uncle Rico style. This was a heck of a debut for our new qb!
Defensive Game Ball:
Tae Dawson - @Tae Dawson "Channel 7"
4 tackles | 2 pass deflections | 1 Int
Defensive gameball could have went a bunch of different ways, but I decided to give it to one of the Legion of Boom members, Tae. What a statement and tone setter for the rest of the team Tae had when he got an interception on one of the very first defensive series of the game. Reports have surfaced that Bondi's offensive players are still having nightmares from playing against our loaded defense. Tae provided the initial spark and for that, he gets the game ball!
Onto week 2 we play Tijuanna! The Luchadores have a solid team , but as long as we keep getting our updates in, I am thinking they could suffer the same fate as Bondi. They better FEAR THE FLEET! GREAT JOB AGAIN TEAM ???
Beck — 05/12/2022
@players Weeks 2 and 3 are now in the books! We sit at an amazing 2-1 and are in second place in our division! Game balls for these most recent two games are below!
Week 2 - vs Tijuanna
Offensive Game Ball:
Sconnie McSix - @Sconnie "Gib Rock" McSix
22 Carries: 99 Yards | 2 Tuds | 1 Receiption: 9 yards
Sconnie is no stranger to dominating Tijuanna. As a linebacker he used to take over with his speed and he's now doing the same thing as a running back. The TDs we massive but his ability to keep moving the chains helped us stay in this game. Great job Sconnie!
Defensive Game Ball:
Jack McPherson - @WildfireMicro
12 Tackles | 1TFL | 1 PD | 1 Forced Fumble and Recovery
McFEARson as I like to call him was everywhere on the field against Tijuanna. An unstoppable force against the run and against the pass as he patrolled the middle of the field. Simply put, Tijuanna had no answer when they ran a play towards our stud linebacker during this game.
Week 3 - Vs Dallas
Offensive Game Ball:
Thomas Robinson - @Thomas Robinson (Infern8)
9 Receptions | 70 Yards | 1 TD
What a barn burner of a game!! Robinson showed up when it mattered most in the fourth quarter. Game on the line, 4th down, I had just had my 3rd heart attack of the game. With all of this going on at the same time, Robinson was cool calm and collected and scored a game tying touchdown (the first of his career) at the most opportune time possible for us that eventually led to us winning! He also had 1 pancake!
Defensive Game Ball:
Carisa Van Campen - @myrrh | carissa van campen
8 Tackles | 1 Sack | 1 Pass Deflection | 1 Interception
Carissa was all over the field this game. She truly was a stat sheet stuffer and had seemingly at least one of everything. She led the team in tackles and broke the opponents spirit consistently throughout the game with huge plays! Great game!
We are 2-1 Heading into KCC tonight! Lets make a STATEMENT tonight and improve to 3-1! Great job with updating btw everyone!
Beck — 05/13/2022
@players We came, we saw, we conquered! Week 4 saw us dominate the Kansas City Coyotes in an incredible fashion at their home field. All the pregame talk from them blew up in their face in an incredible way. I could not be more proud of how we handled the trash talk and then the game on the field ?. We have a special group here and I am proud to be apart of it all!
Week 4 - vs Kansas City Coyotes
Offensive Game Ball:
Pete Zuh - @seal
14/21: 205 Pass Yards | 4 Tuds | 29 Rushing Yards
So i called it before the season started that @seal was in line for an RG3 type rookie year, and man have they delivered. 4 touchdowns and no turnovers were huge for us this game. KCC couldn't stop Zuh through the air or on the ground.
Defensive Game Ball:
Graham Harper - @PurpleReign
2 Tackles | 1 Pass Deflection | 1 Pick 6! | 1 qb crushed spirit
Our defense has been absolutely out of this world. Each week it is extremely tough to give game balls to one individual because of how well they have all played (true on offense too). This week @PurpleReign gets the nod for their impressive lockdown performance and for the pick 6! Graham locked his side of the field down and continually broke the spirit of the oposing QB Wr in the process!
SHOUTOUT...... To all of you! I swear I could write like 1000 words on how awesome you all have been. I love this team. Lets keep pushing forward and towards our ultimate goal! We are sitting at 3-1 right now and in second place. Lets topple the Royals and make that 4-1! Keep on updating and asking question as they come up. You all are amazing! :eee:
Beck — 05/23/2022
@players the wait was long but hopefully worth it! Below are the game balls for the last 3 weeks! In this time we have went 2-1 and put ourselves in the drivers seat for a playoff spot!
Week 5 - vs London Royals
Offensive Game Ball:
Sconnie McSix - @Sconnie "Gib Rock" McSix
20 Carries: 129 Yards
Sconnie was a one man wrecking ball against the Royals! Racking up first down after first down with each carry. He has coined the phrase, "Gib Rock" and every time we have giben the rock to him, he has produced huge numbers. Backfield mate William Groves was a runner up to the gameball for this week with two big rushing Touch downs!
Defensive Game Ball:
Ja'uan Holland @Devin Hester
7 Tackles | 1 sad qb | 1 confused coach
Holland was a dominant force in the secondary during this game. The stat line only shows tackles, but not how big each one of them was. Holland was instrumental in us keeping their running backs at bay in a game where we allowed a long rush of only 7 yards by their main ball carrier. Whether it was defending the run or the pass, Holland was everywhere!
Week 6 - Vs Minnesota Grey Ducks
Offensive Game Ball:
Eeeeeeee phenssta - @Ephenssta
5 Catches: 75 Yards | 2 Pancackes
Team captain and our offensive spirit animal, Eph had a huge game in week 6 against the Grey Ducks. Known for his blocking, he had 2 massive pancakes this game, and If I am not mistaken, the players are still probably laying flat on the playing field from the ferocious blocks. 5 catches for 75 yards was also a breakout offensive performance in a game where we were playing catchup throughout.
Defensive Game Ball:
Graham Harper - @PurpleReign
7 Tackles | 1 Forced Fumble | 2 Pass Deflections | 1 Interception
The other team caption and leader of the defense, Harper was a man posssed during this game. His stat line was bascially football's version of a triple double. This was an all time performace from a player in the secondary!
Beck — 05/23/2022
Week 7 - Vs Portland Pythons
Offensive Game Ball:
Thomas Robinson - @Thomas Robinson (Infern8)
6 Catches: 90 yards | 1 TD
Robinson continues to be the DSFL version of Jamaar Chase. He was absolutely unstoppable in this game where we needed all the points we could get. When the offense had to have a play, Robinson was there to deliver!
Defensive Game Ball:
Carissa van Campen - @myrrh | carissa van campen
5 Solo Tackles | 3 Tackles for Loss
This game was insane and we needed all the stops possible to come out with a W. Carrisa helped stop the opposing offense and routinely put them in negative game scripts with her tackles for a loss! Each one was much needed!
THE KEYS TO NORFOLK SPECIAL:
Ja'uan Holland - Kick and Punt Returner Extraordinaire @Devin Hester
149 Kick Return Yards | 1 TD | 95 Punt Return Yards | 1 TD
HOLY MOLY!! DOES IT GET BETTER THAN THE GAME HOLLAND HAD!?!? 2 touchdowns on back to back returns completely demoralized Portland and put us over the top. Returner of the game. Returner of the year. Returner of the Universe. Give them all the accolades for this crazy performance!
@players we are 5-2 going into this week!! A few big wins this week and we can put ourselves in a great spot to clinch playoff birth. Lets keep this fleet rolling!! #FEARTHEFLEET
Beck — Today at 4:09 PM
Week 8 - Vs Bondi Beach Bucs
Offensive Game Ball:
Rushing attack! @Sconnie "Gib Rock" McSix @seal @Will3
48 Rush Attempts | 243 Yards | 2 Touch Downs
Our ground game has been nearly unstoppable all season long, and this was one of the highlights of our season. Unstoppable in this one, they led a late come back and sealed the deal with a big touchdown to put us ahead in the 4th quarter.
Defensive Gameball:
Ja'uan Holland - @Devin Hester
5 Tackles | 1 Pass Break up | 1 interception
Holland filled the stat sheet in this one. Each defensive gameball has been extremely tough because of how great everyone has played this season. The Interception Holland got was huge in turning the tide of this game for us.
Special Shoutout - @Ephenssta with 5 Pancakes in this game which led all players!
Week 9 - Vs Tijuanna Luchadores
Offensive Game Balls:
William Groves - @Will3 & Thomas Robinson @Thomas Robinson (Infern8)
This was a huge statement game for us as a team and these two combined for 5 total touchdowns in this absolute demolition of Tijuana.
Defensive Gameball:
The ENTIRE FOOKING DEFENSE!
Ok ok this is a little bit of a cheap way out however holding Tijuana to only 14 points after they had a top offense to this point was absolutely incredible! ISJ paying for drinks for the whole team after this one!
Week 10 - Vs Dallas Bird Dogs
Offensive Game Ball:
Jasper Fontaine - @Jazzy Fontaine (LordCoolcats)
3 Receptions | 97 Yards | 1 Touch Down
Jazzy Cool Cats Fontaine was a man on a mission during this game. He averaged over 32 yards per reception and paced the day for our aerial unit.
Defensive Game Ball:
Tae Dawson - @Tae Dawson "Channel 7"
6 Tackles | 1 Forced Fumble & Recovery | 1 Pass Breakup
Tae was a game changer in the secondary this game. A Peanut Tillman style forced fumble and lockdown coverage gave Dallas no shot to get anything really going downfield!
Week 11 - Vs Kansas City Coytotes
Offensive Game Ball:
Pete Zuh - @seal
263 All Purpose Yards | 3 Touchdowns | 2 picks (we won't talk about these lol)
Zuh has been sensational this season. Games like this one are typical from rookie qbs but Zuh's ability to move the chains with their arm and legs made a huge difference in this one against our rivals from Kansas City.
Defensive Game Ball:
Effoff IamYeti - @SDCore
6 Tackels | 2 Tackles for Loss | 1 Forced Fumble
This is an incredible stat line for a defensive end especially in this sim. The Sacks weren't there but the stat sheet shows SD was all over the field and stopping things at the line of scrimmage throughout the game.
This will probably go down as my Favorite win of the season. The DSFL gen chat was really fun to watch as KCC players and our players trash talked throughout. I LOVE how everyone came together as a team in the locker room and in that channel. You all are such a special group!
Beck — Today at 4:28 PM
Week 12 - Vs London Royals
Offensive Gameball:
Thomas Robinson - @Thomas Robinson (Infern8)
9 Receptions | 93 Yards | 1 Owned Defenses
This is a Cooper Kupp stat line. Consistently getting us first downs was huge even in a game where the sim simmed and we couldn't get much going. This was another solid showing for Robinson.
Defensive Game ball:
Carissa Van Campen & Jack Mcpherson @myrrh | carissa van campen @WildfireMicro
15 Total Tackles
These two have been dominant all season and have been major reasons why we have performed so good on defense. The amount of gameballs doesn't show it neccessarily but they have provided so much stability in the middle part of the field, and have been leaders there as well. In a game that did not go our way, I want to give them both game balls and a shoutout for their performances.
Week 13 - Vs Minnesota Grey Ducks
Offensive Game Ball:
Sconnie McSix - @Sconnie "Gib Rock" McSix
157 Rushing Yards | 2 Receptions | 12 Receiving Yards
Sconnie has been a monster all season, but this was a game where it feels he finally had his full on breakout! The Norfolk rushing attack has historically given Minnesota fits and Sconnie led the way in this one, churning first down after first down.
Defensive Game Ball:
@Tae Dawson "Channel 7" & @PurpleReign
12 Combined Tackles | 6 Pass Deflections | 2 Interceptions
Minny went basically full Yeet and threw the ball a trillion times this game. The score was closer than it probably should have but these two made multiple huge impact plays on the way to ensuring a Norfolk Dub!
Special Note: I think this is the only time outside of the Ultimini I have ever won against Minny! I love everyone for getting me over that hump!
Final Note:
You are all absolutely incredible. Our locker room is so special and I am so excited to see where the end of this season takes us. In similar words to Bill Belicheck:
We are onto Portland.
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