10-15-2022, 08:26 AM
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Hey everybody, welcome back to the article where I keep a tally of Human Offensive Lineman and their statistics. In case, you’ve never seen this series before, I collate these stats as the Index and Wolfiebot don’t separate the human statistics from the bots, so I do that so Offensive Lineman can see their rankings and standings in respect to the historical greats and others around the league.
Sacks Allowed in a Season
Sacks Allowed in a Season [Top 10] Combined Sims
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
3 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
5 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
5 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
5 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
8 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- No changes to the top 10 in this list. The worst season was Marquees Acho Jr who had 9
Sacks allowed in a season [Top 20] NEW SIM
1 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
2 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
3 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
3 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 37 | 9 Sacks Allowed
5 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 - Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 - Brent Silva | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Madison Beer | New Orleans Second Line | Season 35 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads | Season 37 | 8 Sacks Allowed
13 – Douglas Quail | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 - Chevy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 - Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 - Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 - Madison Beer | New Orleans Second Line | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
19 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Pope Francis | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 - Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 - Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads | Season 34 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 - Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 34 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 35 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 35 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 36 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 37 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Chevvy Bronko | San Jose Sabercats | Season 37 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 37 | 6 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- To qualify for this list, it now requires 6 sacks allowed. This has not changed from the previous season.
- 5 Seasons from S37 are now on this list.
Pancakes in a Season
Pancakes in a Season [Top 50] NEW SIM
1 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 29 | 140 Pancakes
2 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32 | 139 Pancakes
3 - Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 138 Pancakes
3 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 34 | 138 Pancakes
3 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 34 | 138 Pancakes
6 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 31 | 136 Pancakes
6 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 35 | 136 Pancakes
6 – Benrimi T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 37 | 136 Pancakes
9 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 29 | 133 Pancakes
9 - Benrimi T'Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 34 | 133 Pancakes
11 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 29 | 132 Pancakes
11 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 132 Pancakes
13 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
17 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28 | 129 Pancakes
17 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 129 Pancakes
17 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 36 | 129 Pancakes
20 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28 | 128 Pancakes
20 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 30 | 128 Pancakes
22 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 127 Pancakes
22 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 33 | 127 Pancakes
22 - Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33 | 127 Pancakes
25 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 30 | 126 Pancakes
26 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30 | 124 Pancakes
26 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 32 | 124 Pancakes
26 – Panda McKyle | San Jose Sabercats | Season 37 | 124 Pancakes
29 - Bob Roberts | New York Silverbacks | Season 34 | 123 Pancakes
29 – Swantavius Payne | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 37 | 123 Pancakes
31 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
31 – Greedy Sly | Colorado Yeti | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
31 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 | 122 Pancakes
31 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 31 | 122 Pancakes
35 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 33 | 120 Pancakes
35 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 35 | 120 Pancakes
35 – J.T Kubris | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 37 | 120 Pancakes
38 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 119 Pancakes
38 - Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 33 | 119 Pancakes
38 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 38 | 119 Pancakes
41 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
41 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
41 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 118 Pancakes
41 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 118 Pancakes
45 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 117 Pancakes
45 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 28 | 117 Pancakes
45 – Pepelegs Johnson | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 117 Pancakes
45 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 37 | 117 Pancakes
49 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 30 | 116 Pancakes
49 - Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 34 | 116 Pancakes
49 – Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 35 | 116 Pancakes
49 – Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 36 | 116 Pancakes
Notes
- There is now no more ‘Combined Sims’ table for this statistic as the top 40 seasons are all in the New Sim so there is no point putting it up there twice, its just the same thing over and over. Your welcome media graders.
- To qualify for this list, a player now needs at least 116 pancakes, up from 114 last season and 112 the previous one before that.
- There are 6 Seasons from Season 37 that qualified for this list.
Sacks Allowed in a Career
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10] BOTH SIMS
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-32 | 38 Sacks Allowed
2 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 31-> | 37 Sacks Allowed
3 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 26 -33 | 33 Sacks Allowed
3 – Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-> | 33 Sacks Allowed
5 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua, New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-33 | 31 Sacks Allowed
5 - Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-34 | 31 Sacks Allowed
7 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
8 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 28 Sacks Allowed
9 – Bender Rodriguez | Colorado Yeti, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
9 – Vincent Sharpei Jr. | Baltimore Hawks, San Jose Sabercats | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster remains at the top of the list.
- Chevvy Bronko has gone from 3rd to 2nd on the list
- Madison Beer has gone from 6th to 3rd.
- Michael Carimi is just off the list on 26 Sacks Allowed.
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 30] New Sim
1 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 31-> | 37 Sacks Allowed
2 - Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-> | 33 Sacks Allowed
3 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-34 | 30 Sacks Allowed
4 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-33 | 27 Sacks Allowed
5 - Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 26 Sacks Allowed
6 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-31 | 25 Sacks Allowed
7 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-33 | 24 Sacks Allowed
7 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 31-35 | 24 Sacks Allowed
9 – Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads | Season 34-> | 21 Sacks Allowed
10 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-35| 20 Sacks Allowed
11 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32-> | 18 Sacks Allowed
11 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 33-> | 18 Sacks Allowed
13 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 17 Sacks Allowed
13 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 17 Sacks Allowed
15 - Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
16 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 30-33 | 15 Sacks Allowed
16 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 15 Sacks Allowed
18 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 12 Sacks Allowed
18 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
18 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
18 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 12 Sacks Allowed
18 - Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
23 – James Gath | Chicago Butchers | Season 28-31 | 11 Sacks Allowed
23 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-33 | 11 Sacks Allowed
23 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
26 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
26 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
26 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-33 | 10 Sacks Allowed
26 – Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-33| 10 Sacks Allowed
26 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Baltimore Hawks, Chicago Butchers | Season 33-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
26 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 35-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- The qualification for this table has gone from 9 to 10.
- Big rise from Marquees Acho Jr who jumps from 28 up to 11
- Rubbe, Ne Mo, Rufy Gray, Adyan and Marson drop off the list.
Pancakes in a Career
Pancakes in a Career [Top 20] – BOTH SIMS
1 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 22-34 | 1339 Pancakes
2 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 1162 Pancakes
3 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 1111 Pancakes
4 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25-34 | 956 Pancakes
5 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 26-35 | 907 Pancakes
6 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-34 | 887 Pancakes
7 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-34 | 884 Pancakes
8 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-31 | 825 Pancakes
9 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 22-32 | 819 Pancakes
10 - Manhattan Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 778 Pancakes
11– Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 772 Pancakes
12 – Givusafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19-29 | 747 Pancakes
13 – Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 744 Pancakes
14 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-32 | 735 Pancakes
15 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-30 | 717 Pancakes
16 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23-30 | 708 Pancakes
17 – Beniri T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 32-> | 672 Pancakes
18 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 26-33 | 602 Pancakes
19 - Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 600 Pancakes
20 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 26-32 | 571 Pancakes
Notes
- Some movement around the top with Jaja Ding Dong and Stumpy Jones swapping 2nd and 3rd with each other.
- The qualification mark for this list has risen from 539 pancakes last season to 571 pancakes now. It will continually rise as more and more Offensive Lineman join and leave.
- Beniri T’Chawama joins this list at the expense of Dick Thruster
Pancakes in a Career [Top 30] NEW SIM
1 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 1162 Pancakes
2 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 1111 Pancakes
3 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-34 | 938 Pancakes
4 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-34 | 834 Pancakes
5 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-34 | 815 Pancakes
6 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-34 | 814 Pancakes
7 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-34 | 793 Pancakes
8 - Manhatten Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 778 Pancakes
9 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 772 Pancakes
10 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 774 Pancakes
11 – Beniri T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 32-> | 672 Pancakes
12 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 600 Pancakes
13 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers, Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-32 | 553 Pancakes
14 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 542 Pancakes
15 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-32 | 522 Pancakes
16 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 27-33 | 520 Pancakes
17 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-32 | 504 Pancakes
18 - Bob Roberts | New York Silverbacks | Season 30-35 | 495 Pancakes
19 - Maiteers Rico-Shea | Orange County Otters | Season 29-35 | 492 Pancakes
20 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27-30 | 487 Pancakes
21 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32-> | 481 Pancakes
22 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Baltimore Hawks, Chicago Butchers | Season 33-> | 461 Pancakes
23 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-31 | 455 Pancakes
24 - Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-34 | 455 Pancakes
25 – Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 29-> | 450 Pancakes
26 – Zoltan | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 32-> | 438 Pancakes
27 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 435 Pancakes
28 - Cheese Farley | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 30-35 | 427 Pancakes
29 – Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-> | 393 Pancakes
30 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 390 Pancakes
30 – Joey Marston | New York Silverbacks | Season 30-> | 390 Pancakes
Notes
- Stumpy Jones takes the lead from Jaja Ding Dong.
- To make this list, players now need 390 pancakes, up from 375 the previous season.
- Madison Beer and Theo AwardsSystemIsBad have joined the list.
- Zoltan, Chevvy Bronko, Keane Lover, Benrimi T’Chawama, Marquees Acho Jr and Joey Marston have now made this list.
Current Human Lineman Statistics:
Jaja Ding Dong: 1111 Pancakes, 18 Sacks Allowed
Stumpy Jones: Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Manhattan Project: 778 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bernie Sanders: 744 Pancakes, 17 Sacks Allowed
Keane Lover: 542 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Chevvy Bronko: 450 Pancakes, 37 Sacks Allowed
Beniri T'Chawama: 672 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Marquees Acho Jr: 481 Pancakes, 18 Sack Allowed
Madison Beer: 393 Pancakes, 33 Sacks Allowed
Michael Carimi: 435 Pancakes, 26 Sacks Allowed
Zoltan: 438 Pancakes, 7 Sack Allowed
Paul Monitor: 373 Pancakes, 18 Sacks Allowed
Theo AwardsSystemIsBad:: 461 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Mauler Panda: 294 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Beeg Beeg Yoshi: 295 Pancakes, 21 Sacks Allowed
D'Nickashaw Mangoldson: 286 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser: 243 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Swantavius Payne: 308 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
A Kicker: 159 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Dane Johnson Jr.: 183 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Lane Frost II: 131 Pancakes, 4 Sack Allowed
Is He… ReallyInvisible: 174 Pancakes, 5 Sack Allowed
J.T. Kurbis: 223 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Jimmy Holding: 60 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Larry Jenkins: 36 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Dennis Rodman: 59 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Stewart Hellraiser: 68 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Pilot RedSun: 48 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Sacks Allowed in a Season
Sacks Allowed in a Season [Top 10] Combined Sims
1 – Thaddeus Bullard | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 20 Sacks Allowed
2 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2 | 17 Sacks Allowed
3 – Sammy Walters | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 16 Sacks Allowed
3 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
5 – Daniel Robicheaux | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 13 Sacks Allowed
5 – Bradley MadLad | Orange County Otters | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
5 – Tim Tebow | Las Vegas Legion | Season 3 | 13 Sacks Allowed
8 – Tim Pest | Arizona Outlaws | Season 1 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Matt James | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Gadget Tech | Colorado Yeti | Season 2 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Braden Sharp | San Jose Sabercats | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 3 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line | Season 23 | 12 Sacks Allowed
8 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- No changes to the top 10 in this list. The worst season was Marquees Acho Jr who had 9
Sacks allowed in a season [Top 20] NEW SIM
1 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
2 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 12 Sacks Allowed
3 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 9 Sacks Allowed
3 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 37 | 9 Sacks Allowed
5 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 29 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 30 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 - Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 - Brent Silva | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 34 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Madison Beer | New Orleans Second Line | Season 35 | 8 Sacks Allowed
5 – Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads | Season 37 | 8 Sacks Allowed
13 – Douglas Quail | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 - Chevy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 - Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 - Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
13 - Madison Beer | New Orleans Second Line | Season 34 | 7 Sacks Allowed
19 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Ne Mo | Orange County Otters | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Pope Francis | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 - Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 - Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads | Season 34 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 - Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 34 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 35 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 35 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 36 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 37 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Chevvy Bronko | San Jose Sabercats | Season 37 | 6 Sacks Allowed
19 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 37 | 6 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- To qualify for this list, it now requires 6 sacks allowed. This has not changed from the previous season.
- 5 Seasons from S37 are now on this list.
Pancakes in a Season
Pancakes in a Season [Top 50] NEW SIM
1 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 29 | 140 Pancakes
2 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32 | 139 Pancakes
3 - Bruce Buckley | Baltimore Hawks | Season 32 | 138 Pancakes
3 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 34 | 138 Pancakes
3 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 34 | 138 Pancakes
6 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 31 | 136 Pancakes
6 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 35 | 136 Pancakes
6 – Benrimi T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 37 | 136 Pancakes
9 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 29 | 133 Pancakes
9 - Benrimi T'Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 34 | 133 Pancakes
11 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 29 | 132 Pancakes
11 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 30 | 132 Pancakes
13 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 29 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
13 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 30 | 130 Pancakes
17 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 28 | 129 Pancakes
17 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30 | 129 Pancakes
17 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 36 | 129 Pancakes
20 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws | Season 28 | 128 Pancakes
20 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 30 | 128 Pancakes
22 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27 | 127 Pancakes
22 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 33 | 127 Pancakes
22 - Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 33 | 127 Pancakes
25 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 30 | 126 Pancakes
26 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30 | 124 Pancakes
26 - Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 32 | 124 Pancakes
26 – Panda McKyle | San Jose Sabercats | Season 37 | 124 Pancakes
29 - Bob Roberts | New York Silverbacks | Season 34 | 123 Pancakes
29 – Swantavius Payne | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 37 | 123 Pancakes
31 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
31 – Greedy Sly | Colorado Yeti | Season 28 | 122 Pancakes
31 – Leeroy Jenkins | Colorado Yeti | Season 29 | 122 Pancakes
31 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 31 | 122 Pancakes
35 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 33 | 120 Pancakes
35 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 35 | 120 Pancakes
35 – J.T Kubris | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 37 | 120 Pancakes
38 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 119 Pancakes
38 - Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 33 | 119 Pancakes
38 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 38 | 119 Pancakes
41 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
41 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27 | 118 Pancakes
41 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers | Season 28 | 118 Pancakes
41 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 31 | 118 Pancakes
45 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 27 | 117 Pancakes
45 – Future Trunks | Orange County Otters | Season 28 | 117 Pancakes
45 – Pepelegs Johnson | Baltimore Hawks | Season 31 | 117 Pancakes
45 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 37 | 117 Pancakes
49 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 30 | 116 Pancakes
49 - Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 34 | 116 Pancakes
49 – Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 35 | 116 Pancakes
49 – Dallas Fort-Worth | Orange County Otters | Season 36 | 116 Pancakes
Notes
- There is now no more ‘Combined Sims’ table for this statistic as the top 40 seasons are all in the New Sim so there is no point putting it up there twice, its just the same thing over and over. Your welcome media graders.
- To qualify for this list, a player now needs at least 116 pancakes, up from 114 last season and 112 the previous one before that.
- There are 6 Seasons from Season 37 that qualified for this list.
Sacks Allowed in a Career
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 10] BOTH SIMS
1 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 23-32 | 38 Sacks Allowed
2 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 31-> | 37 Sacks Allowed
3 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 26 -33 | 33 Sacks Allowed
3 – Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-> | 33 Sacks Allowed
5 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua, New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-33 | 31 Sacks Allowed
5 - Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-34 | 31 Sacks Allowed
7 – Adam Bennett | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 2-3 | 29 Sacks Allowed
8 – Dorfus Jimbo Jr. | New Orleans Second Line, Colorado Yeti | Season 23-29 | 28 Sacks Allowed
9 – Bender Rodriguez | Colorado Yeti, Yellowknife Wraiths | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
9 – Vincent Sharpei Jr. | Baltimore Hawks, San Jose Sabercats | Season 1-3 | 27 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- Dick Thruster remains at the top of the list.
- Chevvy Bronko has gone from 3rd to 2nd on the list
- Madison Beer has gone from 6th to 3rd.
- Michael Carimi is just off the list on 26 Sacks Allowed.
Sacks Allowed in a Career [Top 30] New Sim
1 - Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 31-> | 37 Sacks Allowed
2 - Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-> | 33 Sacks Allowed
3 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-34 | 30 Sacks Allowed
4 – Slurms McKenzie | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-33 | 27 Sacks Allowed
5 - Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 26 Sacks Allowed
6 – Dick Thruster | Colorado Yeti | Season 27-31 | 25 Sacks Allowed
7 – Richard Littlewood | Honolulu Hahalua, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-33 | 24 Sacks Allowed
7 - Giovanni Bianchi | Sarasota Sailfish, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 31-35 | 24 Sacks Allowed
9 – Beeg Beeg Yoshi | Austin Copperheads | Season 34-> | 21 Sacks Allowed
10 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-35| 20 Sacks Allowed
11 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32-> | 18 Sacks Allowed
11 – Paul Monitor | Baltimore Hawks | Season 33-> | 18 Sacks Allowed
13 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 17 Sacks Allowed
13 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 17 Sacks Allowed
15 - Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-34 | 16 Sacks Allowed
16 - Emperor de Pengu | Colorado Yeti | Season 30-33 | 15 Sacks Allowed
16 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 15 Sacks Allowed
18 – Macaroni ‘Mac’ Elephant | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 12 Sacks Allowed
18 – Thad Pennington Jr. | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 27-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
18 – Cleg Manclaw | Chicago Butchers | Season 30-31 | 12 Sacks Allowed
18 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 12 Sacks Allowed
18 - Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 12 Sacks Allowed
23 – James Gath | Chicago Butchers | Season 28-31 | 11 Sacks Allowed
23 – Felix Archstone | Austin Copperheads, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-33 | 11 Sacks Allowed
23 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 11 Sacks Allowed
26 – Mattress Cadeire | Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
26 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 10 Sacks Allowed
26 - Harley Fank | New York Silverbacks | Season 29-33 | 10 Sacks Allowed
26 – Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 29-33| 10 Sacks Allowed
26 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Baltimore Hawks, Chicago Butchers | Season 33-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
26 – Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser | Baltimore Hawks | Season 35-> | 10 Sacks Allowed
Notes
- The qualification for this table has gone from 9 to 10.
- Big rise from Marquees Acho Jr who jumps from 28 up to 11
- Rubbe, Ne Mo, Rufy Gray, Adyan and Marson drop off the list.
Pancakes in a Career
Pancakes in a Career [Top 20] – BOTH SIMS
1 – Bruce Buckley | Arizona Outlaws, Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 22-34 | 1339 Pancakes
2 - Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 1162 Pancakes
3 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 28-> | 1111 Pancakes
4 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 25-34 | 956 Pancakes
5 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 26-35 | 907 Pancakes
6 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 26-34 | 887 Pancakes
7 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 26-34 | 884 Pancakes
8 – Byron Dolls | Baltimore Hawks, Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 22-31 | 825 Pancakes
9 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 22-32 | 819 Pancakes
10 - Manhattan Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 778 Pancakes
11– Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 772 Pancakes
12 – Givusafarre Rubbe | New Orleans Second Line, Chicago Butchers | Season 19-29 | 747 Pancakes
13 – Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 744 Pancakes
14 – Julio Jones | Arizona Outlaws, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-32 | 735 Pancakes
15 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 24-30 | 717 Pancakes
16 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 23-30 | 708 Pancakes
17 – Beniri T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 32-> | 672 Pancakes
18 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 26-33 | 602 Pancakes
19 - Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 600 Pancakes
20 - Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 26-32 | 571 Pancakes
Notes
- Some movement around the top with Jaja Ding Dong and Stumpy Jones swapping 2nd and 3rd with each other.
- The qualification mark for this list has risen from 539 pancakes last season to 571 pancakes now. It will continually rise as more and more Offensive Lineman join and leave.
- Beniri T’Chawama joins this list at the expense of Dick Thruster
Pancakes in a Career [Top 30] NEW SIM
1 – Stumpy Jones | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 28-> | 1162 Pancakes
2 – Jaja Ding Dong | San Jose Sabercats | Season 27-> | 1111 Pancakes
3 – Bruce Buckley | Yellowknife Wraiths, Baltimore Hawks | Season 27-34 | 938 Pancakes
4 – Connor Quigley | Austin Copperheads | Season 27-34 | 834 Pancakes
5 – Adam Mellott | New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-34 | 815 Pancakes
6 – Marc Hamel | New York Silverbacks | Season 27-34 | 814 Pancakes
7 – Icebox Riposte | Chicago Butchers | Season 27-34 | 793 Pancakes
8 - Manhatten Project | Colorado Yeti | Season 29-> | 778 Pancakes
9 – Alexander Franklin | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-33 | 772 Pancakes
10 - Bernie Sanders | Arizona Outlaws | Season 30-> | 774 Pancakes
11 – Beniri T’Chawama | Honolulu Hahalua | Season 32-> | 672 Pancakes
12 – Brent Silva | Arizona Outlaws, Honolulu Hahalua | Season 28-34 | 600 Pancakes
13 – Julio Jones | Chicago Butchers, Arizona Outlaws | Season 27-32 | 553 Pancakes
14 – Keane Lover | Sarasota Sailfish | Season 30-> | 542 Pancakes
15 – Ananda Adyan | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-32 | 522 Pancakes
16 – Felix Archstone | Baltimore Hawks, Austin Copperheads | Season 27-33 | 520 Pancakes
17 – Calvin Golladay | Arizona Outlaws, New Orleans Second Line | Season 27-32 | 504 Pancakes
18 - Bob Roberts | New York Silverbacks | Season 30-35 | 495 Pancakes
19 - Maiteers Rico-Shea | Orange County Otters | Season 29-35 | 492 Pancakes
20 – Mo ‘Mamba’ Magic | Colorado Yeti, Chicago Butchers | Season 27-30 | 487 Pancakes
21 – Marquees Acho Jr | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 32-> | 481 Pancakes
22 – Theo AwardsSystemIsBad | Baltimore Hawks, Chicago Butchers | Season 33-> | 461 Pancakes
23 – Byron Dolls | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 27-31 | 455 Pancakes
24 - Gluteus Maximus | Austin Copperheads | Season 29-34 | 455 Pancakes
25 – Chevvy Bronko | Philadelphia Liberty, San Jose Sabercats | Season 29-> | 450 Pancakes
26 – Zoltan | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 32-> | 438 Pancakes
27 – Michael Carimi | Chicago Butchers | Season 32-> | 435 Pancakes
28 - Cheese Farley | Berlin Fire Salamanders | Season 30-35 | 427 Pancakes
29 – Madison Beer | Baltimore Hawks, New Orleans Second Line | Season 32-> | 393 Pancakes
30 – Simon Tremblay | Philadelphia Liberty | Season 27-30 | 390 Pancakes
30 – Joey Marston | New York Silverbacks | Season 30-> | 390 Pancakes
Notes
- Stumpy Jones takes the lead from Jaja Ding Dong.
- To make this list, players now need 390 pancakes, up from 375 the previous season.
- Madison Beer and Theo AwardsSystemIsBad have joined the list.
- Zoltan, Chevvy Bronko, Keane Lover, Benrimi T’Chawama, Marquees Acho Jr and Joey Marston have now made this list.
Current Human Lineman Statistics:
Jaja Ding Dong: 1111 Pancakes, 18 Sacks Allowed
Stumpy Jones: Pancakes, 11 Sacks Allowed
Manhattan Project: 778 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Bernie Sanders: 744 Pancakes, 17 Sacks Allowed
Keane Lover: 542 Pancakes, 12 Sacks Allowed
Chevvy Bronko: 450 Pancakes, 37 Sacks Allowed
Beniri T'Chawama: 672 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Marquees Acho Jr: 481 Pancakes, 18 Sack Allowed
Madison Beer: 393 Pancakes, 33 Sacks Allowed
Michael Carimi: 435 Pancakes, 26 Sacks Allowed
Zoltan: 438 Pancakes, 7 Sack Allowed
Paul Monitor: 373 Pancakes, 18 Sacks Allowed
Theo AwardsSystemIsBad:: 461 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Mauler Panda: 294 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Beeg Beeg Yoshi: 295 Pancakes, 21 Sacks Allowed
D'Nickashaw Mangoldson: 286 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Franz Udo Culman-Kaiser: 243 Pancakes, 10 Sacks Allowed
Swantavius Payne: 308 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
A Kicker: 159 Pancakes, 5 Sacks Allowed
Dane Johnson Jr.: 183 Pancakes, 7 Sacks Allowed
Lane Frost II: 131 Pancakes, 4 Sack Allowed
Is He… ReallyInvisible: 174 Pancakes, 5 Sack Allowed
J.T. Kurbis: 223 Pancakes, 9 Sacks Allowed
Jimmy Holding: 60 Pancakes, 2 Sacks Allowed
Larry Jenkins: 36 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed
Dennis Rodman: 59 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Stewart Hellraiser: 68 Pancakes, 0 Sacks Allowed
Pilot RedSun: 48 Pancakes, 4 Sacks Allowed