IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ISFL

[Big Edd]

Attention: I, NOT EDD, will be switching to to OFFENSIVE LINE

[ForSucksFake]

Don’t forget you don’t eat the pancakes.

[Thor]

[dude_man]

My man has 8M coming in. I will not allow this Big Edd slander!

[zaynzk]

I’ve heard this one before

[DREAMSLOTH]

Ok but how will this impact Lebron's legacy?

[Kotasa]

Just saw the post on The Athletic, Not Edd switching to Offensive Line from Quarterback. I was in my kitchen making an omelette when Alexa spoke up to tell me. I was struck with fear so much so I dropped the scolding hot pan on to the top of my foot. Normally my cat like reflexes would have allowed me to save such a delectable meal, however due to the news I began to hyper ventilate. "Is it true? Is Not Edd truly not a quarterback?" I passed out hitting my head on the counter top, luckily I was still aware enough to use the hot pan to cauterize the wound. And that your honor is why I am in court today suing Not Edd for 6.103 million ISFL dollars for medical bills.

[Big Edd]

Just saw the post on The Athletic, Not Edd switching to Offensive Line from Quarterback. I was in my kitchen making an omelette when Alexa spoke up to tell me. I was struck with fear so much so I dropped the scolding hot pan on to the top of my foot. Normally my cat like reflexes would have allowed me to save such a delectable meal, however due to the news I began to hyper ventilate. "Is it true? Is Not Edd truly not a quarterback?" I passed out hitting my head on the counter top, luckily I was still aware enough to use the hot pan to cauterize the wound. And that your honor is why I am in court today suing Not Edd for 6.103 million ISFL dollars for medical bills.

Your honor, I will not plead guilty. this mf a fraud

[ForSucksFake]

Just saw the post on The Athletic, Not Edd switching to Offensive Line from Quarterback. I was in my kitchen making an omelette when Alexa spoke up to tell me. I was struck with fear so much so I dropped the scolding hot pan on to the top of my foot. Normally my cat like reflexes would have allowed me to save such a delectable meal, however due to the news I began to hyper ventilate. "Is it true? Is Not Edd truly not a quarterback?" I passed out hitting my head on the counter top, luckily I was still aware enough to use the hot pan to cauterize the wound. And that your honor is why I am in court today suing Not Edd for 6.103 million ISFL dollars for medical bills.

Your honor, I will not plead guilty. this mf a fraud

Ma’am, I think you’ve mistaken this person for @TheCC.