02-10-2024, 02:20 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-10-2024, 02:21 PM by lemonoppy. Edited 1 time in total.)
I think Octavio Volarus aka CementHands is better than Purdy Mediocre aka KaleSalad for a multitude of reasons, user and player.
Imagine you're a salad and then a hand made of cement drops on your leafy kale fronds, what do you think happens?
Imagine you're a mediocre running back, a system RB the media might tout, but if you're getting the yards and touchdowns, it must be the people blocking for you who are doing all the work and deserve all the praise/money.
With these two facts, taking Octavio Volarus over Purdy Mediocre was the clear and obvious choice.
Imagine you're a salad and then a hand made of cement drops on your leafy kale fronds, what do you think happens?
Imagine you're a mediocre running back, a system RB the media might tout, but if you're getting the yards and touchdowns, it must be the people blocking for you who are doing all the work and deserve all the praise/money.
With these two facts, taking Octavio Volarus over Purdy Mediocre was the clear and obvious choice.
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Ultimus: S46, S47
ISFL Most Dedicated Member: S46
Gemini Awards: S42 Best Article (Series), S44 Best Article (Limited), S46 Best Author, S47 Best Author, S48 Best Article (Limited)
DSFL Most Dedicated Member: S42
Getting Defensive Podcast: S42 New Player Silver Medalist
ISFL All-Rookie Team: WR1 (S45)
DSFL Offensive Player of the Year: S43
DSFL First-team All-Pro: S43, S44
DSFL Pro Bowl: S42, S43, S44
S43 R1.01 - Arizona Outlaws
S42 R1.04 - Minnesota Grey Ducks
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