Anything NSFL related you say... how about “When Johnny Comes Marching Home” rewritten to be NSFL themed?
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When Pierno goes throwing picks again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Yeti coaches all will cry,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The beer will flow with the playoff drought
The Yeti fans will all black out
And we'll all feel gay when Pierno goes throwing picks.
The liberty bell will ring once more
Hurrah! Hurrah!
To celebrate another score,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Colorado will soon concede
As Philadelphia widens the lead,
And we'll all feel gay when Pierno goes throwing picks.
Otters crash down with iron might,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
A final score of sixty nine,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Orange County shines with glee
There’s nowhere else they’d rather be,
And we'll all feel gay when Pierno goes throwing picks.
In week 5 the Yeti held,
A lead, a lead!
Soon surpassed the Yeti blew,
A lead, a lead!
The Outlaws win with five hundred yards,
O and fourteen leaves a permanent scar,
And we'll all feel gay when Pierno goes throwing picks!
(Rewritten song has 155 words)
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When Pierno goes throwing picks again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Yeti coaches all will cry,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The beer will flow with the playoff drought
The Yeti fans will all black out
And we'll all feel gay when Pierno goes throwing picks.
The liberty bell will ring once more
Hurrah! Hurrah!
To celebrate another score,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Colorado will soon concede
As Philadelphia widens the lead,
And we'll all feel gay when Pierno goes throwing picks.
Otters crash down with iron might,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
A final score of sixty nine,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Orange County shines with glee
There’s nowhere else they’d rather be,
And we'll all feel gay when Pierno goes throwing picks.
In week 5 the Yeti held,
A lead, a lead!
Soon surpassed the Yeti blew,
A lead, a lead!
The Outlaws win with five hundred yards,
O and fourteen leaves a permanent scar,
And we'll all feel gay when Pierno goes throwing picks!
(Rewritten song has 155 words)