(S9) - PT 4 - Movie Pitch

[Moosecop]

So you're telling me that you haven't already seen the movies that are based on my life? I thought they were super popular. The first one is about me in the present day after I was presumed dead in World War II. I was fighting alongside my squad, The Howling Commandos, when I fell off a moving train and was found alive but missing an arm by some Russian soldiers. They took me in, gave me a sick ass metal arm, brainwashed me, and turned me into a super assassin, sleeper agent for them for the next 70 years. It wasn't until I came to face to face with an old friend from back then who did everything in his power to get me to remember my life before being brainwashed. At this point, I just want to be left alone so I never have to kill anyone ever again but now I'm being hunted by the UN for all the crimes I've committed in the past, including a bombing that killed the Wakandan king that I surprisingly didn't actually do. I'm not going to tell you the rest because you should really watch it for yourself, they're awesome movies. Look out for me, they call me The Winter Soldier in them.

[JVMjrDOT]

A movie about Jordan von Matt's rise to the NSFL would most likely be either a documentary or a YouTube series. With how important social media is to athletes from all kinds of sports, it would be incredibly important to get personal with all of his fans. During the off-season, it would mainly focus on Jordan's training and workouts, with a bit about his family and how he grew up. During the season, fans could see snippets of videos from the sidelines, and an in-depth look in the Coyotes locker room. It's not enough to simply excel at your sport of choice anymore. If you're not personally involved through social media, fans will lose interest quickly. That means fewer sponsorship deals, and fewer opportunities to succeed in football outside of your actual playing career. Football is an incredibly violent sport, with little chance of changing. This means that your career could be over at any point. A lot of popular athletes go on to take analyst jobs at big sports media companies. If you don't have any fans that care about what you say or think, you won't be offered many or any jobs. While making a YouTube series about Jordan's career may seem trivial, it's all about trying to increase the longevity of his career.

[Molarpistols]

Finding a movie topic to star Gus T.T. Showbiz is the easiest task in ages, he's already done one! As anybody who remembers Showbiz knows, he runs a psychic detective agency with his best friend Shawn Spencer.

Shawn and Gus starred in a live-action dramatization of their real-life psychic detective agency. Gus and Shawn have solved so many crimes in their day, the director and production staff followed Gus and Shawn while they travelled through Santa Barbara solving their case.

As part of their extensive caee solving history, Gus and Shawn busted Santa Barbara serial killer Yin and Yang. After Yang abducted Shawn's mom, they were able to catch her red-handed and send her to the psychiatric ward. Yang developed a soft spot for the duo, and helped them catch her mentor Yin. Yin was killed in the attempt and Yang went back to confinement. She eventually helped in another case, with one of her, and sadly also was killed in the attemlt.

In Gus and Shawn's movie, "Psych: The Movie", the notorious Santa Barbara serial killer Yin's second murderous recruit came back to try to complete the unfinished business with Gus and Shawn. Thankfully, Gus and Shawn were able to escape with their lives and capture the killer yet again.

[run_CMC]

There is much to write about (not really) for the feature film (as in, a side feature on a young filmmaker's youtube channel) on Dean Jackson's life. People familiar with Jackson's background, both as a young player, college player, and professional in the Developmental Simulation Football League and National Simulation Football League would suggest the focus of the documentary be on, perhaps... Jackson's start in football as a backup quarterback. His talent in other, non-football sports. His not athletic abilities such as his advanced talent on the violin. His time living in Tijuana as a member of one of the NSFL's two international teams? His perfect field goal season, and the fact that he is approaching another (although typing this is 100% fuckin jinxing it). No. None of that. Instead, at Dean Jackson's own recommendation, this film will focus almost exclusively on Jackson's rivalry with Bradley T. Madlad, the longtime Orange County Otters kicker. It will include drama! Suspense! Amazing quotes, such as: Reporter: "How do you feel about Dean Jackson's public attack on your playing ability?" Madlad: "...Who?" This fall, immerse yourself in professional sports' most one-sided rivalry! Madlad Makes Jackson a Mad Lad - coming to a theater near you this October.

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[ADwyer87]

Sunnycursed life is very interesting. His entire life has been a meme. He was born simply to make fun of former NSFL wide receiver Stormblessed. It has been a grueling task for him to be forced to become a speed wide receiver in the NSFL, and make all the opposite decisions of his predecessor. His parents never really took his own wants into account. Sunnycursed was always laughed at in school for hisdumb name, surely like how Stormblessed was before him. His family forced him into football, but Sunny always wanted to be a real estate agent. But no one was willing to hear about his dreams of beachfront property at affordable prices. He always liked the idea of going to University of Miami, Ohio, but his family forced him to go to Ohio State, since Stormblessed went to Michigan. His whole life has been a lie. Now, he is in the DSFL, trying to work on having a successful career in the NSFL, but he feels trapped. Will he ever be able to lease a new couple a great starter home like he dreamed? Or will he be condemned to a life of boring football? Find out next time on Dragonball Z