12-15-2019, 09:58 PM
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[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 3
Poopy Pigskin Index and Rules - Season Index
Baltimore will see if it can offload the Poopy Pigskin onto its original owner from the start of the season in this one.[/div]
Week 3
Game Score: 21 - 13
Offensive Lineman of the Game: Bigboy10, Z. A big yikes for the offensive linemen in this one. Penalties up and down the roster for Arizona and low pancake numbers for Baltimore leave us with Bigboy10 taking home the OLotG tonight. 4 pancakes, no sacks allowed and no penalties. Good enough but not exactly the numbers we've come to expect.
Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: Baltimore Hawks
Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: Baltimore Hawks
Poopiest Player of the Game: Robinson, M. I'd say you can pin this loss square on the shoulders of Baltimore's running back, Robinson. 22 carries and he gets less than 100 yards. Not just less, but wayyyyy less than 100 yards. 64 yards. Like come on bud what are you doing out there? 2.9 yards per carry. All those touches and not a single TD either. Suffice it to say: that's not a good luck pal. Figure it out.
Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Draxel, V. The quarterback from Arizona had Baltimore's number from the start. No interceptions, over 50% completion rating, 260 yards and 2 touchdowns. Although other players had decent games as well he was really the deciding factor for Arizona. Nobody else really had that complete game you're looking for when you hand out the cleanest wipe like he did.
The Story of the Dump: This is the first game thus far where I feel as though I can say that neither quarterback had a bad game. Neither played exceptionally well. Both team's third down efficiency was horrendous, but the real tale of the game was the difference in conversion. Arizona scored three touchdowns whereas Baltimore was content to take the field goal twice and leave just one touchdown. Arizona was able to pinch it off when they needed to, but Baltimore just took a big dump on the field. Here's the kicker, Arizona took a combined 105 yards in penalties this game, Baltimore took 6. Yikes dude, not being able to win with 99 free yards is embarrassing.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopiest Teams in the NSFL
With their second loss in a row the Baltimore Hawks officially become the Poopiest Team in the NSFL. Since this is the first time we've had a streak of losses we'll be adding a new part to the Poopy Pigskin: The Longest Shit, given to the team which holds the longest losing streak. The Hawks will start with that title after this week. We'll see who can dethrone them in the future, congrats Baltimore!
Baltimore Hawks - 2
Arizona Outlaws - 1
Orange County Otters - 1
Colorado Yeti - 0
San Jose Sabercats - 0
Yellowknife Wraiths - 0
The Longest Shit Thus Far
2 Games - Baltimore Hawks
S1 - Week 2
S1 - Week 3
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Poopy Pigskin Index and Rules - Season Index
Baltimore will see if it can offload the Poopy Pigskin onto its original owner from the start of the season in this one.[/div]
Week 3
Game Score: 21 - 13
Offensive Lineman of the Game: Bigboy10, Z. A big yikes for the offensive linemen in this one. Penalties up and down the roster for Arizona and low pancake numbers for Baltimore leave us with Bigboy10 taking home the OLotG tonight. 4 pancakes, no sacks allowed and no penalties. Good enough but not exactly the numbers we've come to expect.
Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: Baltimore Hawks
Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: Baltimore Hawks
Poopiest Player of the Game: Robinson, M. I'd say you can pin this loss square on the shoulders of Baltimore's running back, Robinson. 22 carries and he gets less than 100 yards. Not just less, but wayyyyy less than 100 yards. 64 yards. Like come on bud what are you doing out there? 2.9 yards per carry. All those touches and not a single TD either. Suffice it to say: that's not a good luck pal. Figure it out.
Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Draxel, V. The quarterback from Arizona had Baltimore's number from the start. No interceptions, over 50% completion rating, 260 yards and 2 touchdowns. Although other players had decent games as well he was really the deciding factor for Arizona. Nobody else really had that complete game you're looking for when you hand out the cleanest wipe like he did.
The Story of the Dump: This is the first game thus far where I feel as though I can say that neither quarterback had a bad game. Neither played exceptionally well. Both team's third down efficiency was horrendous, but the real tale of the game was the difference in conversion. Arizona scored three touchdowns whereas Baltimore was content to take the field goal twice and leave just one touchdown. Arizona was able to pinch it off when they needed to, but Baltimore just took a big dump on the field. Here's the kicker, Arizona took a combined 105 yards in penalties this game, Baltimore took 6. Yikes dude, not being able to win with 99 free yards is embarrassing.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopiest Teams in the NSFL
With their second loss in a row the Baltimore Hawks officially become the Poopiest Team in the NSFL. Since this is the first time we've had a streak of losses we'll be adding a new part to the Poopy Pigskin: The Longest Shit, given to the team which holds the longest losing streak. The Hawks will start with that title after this week. We'll see who can dethrone them in the future, congrats Baltimore!
Baltimore Hawks - 2
Arizona Outlaws - 1
Orange County Otters - 1
Colorado Yeti - 0
San Jose Sabercats - 0
Yellowknife Wraiths - 0
The Longest Shit Thus Far
2 Games - Baltimore Hawks
S1 - Week 2
S1 - Week 3
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