02-18-2020, 07:14 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-18-2020, 12:37 PM by Fordhammer.)
[This is roughly 590-ish words long and is ready to be graded.]
Hello everyone. It is a pleasure as always to be talking to you. Coming to the National Simulation Football League with arguably the biggest news and gossip you will hear this off-season. No you may ask:
"Lazzy, it is not off-season, we have the finals still!" and what I say to you is stop ruining my media with facts. Those have nothing to bloody do with the league and I will pulling a Donald Trump and saying "Fake News" until it goes away!
This media is to really make you all hear a spoiler that a couple of you may know but I want to ruin this for everyone. If Head Office discover this thread I may legit get into trouble so keep this on the down low please.
Anyway, the main core of this media is leaking one of the new teams that are already confirmed.
Now once again you may state to me that "How is that possible, they are still taking General Managers applications yet alone deciding team names and locations!" which is a great point. But I warned you! Now you will eat your own words.
I have reason to believe one is decided already due to who will be owning one of the teams. This may come to a huge surprise to a few of you but the future expansion team owner of one of the National Simulation Football League teams is: Doug Dimmadome!
That is right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
For those of you who may not follow major businesses let me help you out. Doug Dimmadome is the major business owner in Dimmsdale. With such businesses as the The Dimmadome (A place you can watch Crazy Nebula: On Ice), Dimmadelphia Cable & Dimmadome Acres just to name a few of the Doug Dimmadome successful businesses.
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome was heavily considering bringing a Dimme-Development team to Dimmsdale to play in the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. However, a man with vision like Doug Dimmadome has and with the National Simulation Football league continuing to thrived and grow as it is, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome believes that he should skip development and bring one of the major teams to Dimmsdale.
It should also be noted that the Dimmsdale Dimmadome already has a sports team playing in it. The Dimmsdale Ballhogs in Basketball. However I have not seen that episode so I cannot make a joke from this. I am so sorry. But what we can take from this is that he is already heavily experienced at running a sports team which may beat out 1st timers in the application.
This is more of a hearsay rumour but Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome is also investing for the future of the Dimmadome family by leaving him a few businesses and hoping a sports team.
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome is supposedly leaving the team in his will to Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and future owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
It will be really interesting to see what Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome & Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and future owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome have to say when this report hits the news media of the league but do fans even want a team from Dimmsdale playing in the league? Many questions a head as we look forward to future seasons here.
Until the next rumour comes in I hope you enjoyed the latest gossip <3
Hello everyone. It is a pleasure as always to be talking to you. Coming to the National Simulation Football League with arguably the biggest news and gossip you will hear this off-season. No you may ask:
"Lazzy, it is not off-season, we have the finals still!" and what I say to you is stop ruining my media with facts. Those have nothing to bloody do with the league and I will pulling a Donald Trump and saying "Fake News" until it goes away!
This media is to really make you all hear a spoiler that a couple of you may know but I want to ruin this for everyone. If Head Office discover this thread I may legit get into trouble so keep this on the down low please.
Anyway, the main core of this media is leaking one of the new teams that are already confirmed.
Now once again you may state to me that "How is that possible, they are still taking General Managers applications yet alone deciding team names and locations!" which is a great point. But I warned you! Now you will eat your own words.
I have reason to believe one is decided already due to who will be owning one of the teams. This may come to a huge surprise to a few of you but the future expansion team owner of one of the National Simulation Football League teams is: Doug Dimmadome!
That is right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
For those of you who may not follow major businesses let me help you out. Doug Dimmadome is the major business owner in Dimmsdale. With such businesses as the The Dimmadome (A place you can watch Crazy Nebula: On Ice), Dimmadelphia Cable & Dimmadome Acres just to name a few of the Doug Dimmadome successful businesses.
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome was heavily considering bringing a Dimme-Development team to Dimmsdale to play in the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. However, a man with vision like Doug Dimmadome has and with the National Simulation Football league continuing to thrived and grow as it is, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome believes that he should skip development and bring one of the major teams to Dimmsdale.
It should also be noted that the Dimmsdale Dimmadome already has a sports team playing in it. The Dimmsdale Ballhogs in Basketball. However I have not seen that episode so I cannot make a joke from this. I am so sorry. But what we can take from this is that he is already heavily experienced at running a sports team which may beat out 1st timers in the application.
This is more of a hearsay rumour but Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome is also investing for the future of the Dimmadome family by leaving him a few businesses and hoping a sports team.
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome is supposedly leaving the team in his will to Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and future owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!
It will be really interesting to see what Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome & Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and future owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome have to say when this report hits the news media of the league but do fans even want a team from Dimmsdale playing in the league? Many questions a head as we look forward to future seasons here.
Until the next rumour comes in I hope you enjoyed the latest gossip <3