Myrtle Beach Buccaneers: I like the branding. Really like the lime green and purple. Great logo, too. Also, they just legalized... plants in Virginia.
Tijuana Luchadores: You can’t argue with history and theirs is very rich. Ben Slothlisberger can also flat out chuck it. Before the draft, I was saying “I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana.”
Dallas Bird Dogs: I’ve always had nice encounters with Dallas. They’ve always been nice and polite to me and share my enthusiasm for petty jabs at a certain team.
Kansas City Coyotes: first team to reach out to me and welcome me to the league when I was a prospect. I always will have a special place in my heart for KC.
Portland Pythons: they have one of the top two best logos in the DSFL. I also love the city of Portland. I make routine trips for the donuts and Powell’s books.
London Royals: a team in England makes me very happy. Best logo and branding in the league. The city and mascot pair perfectly.
Norfolk SeaWolves: absolutely nothing