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Week Fourteen
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting my lovely readers! We are here today to go over the last week of regular season action for the Developmental Simulation Football League! Joining met as always is Sim Rep who represents the sim. Now please get us started Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 45 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Zed Keppler of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 19 rushing attempts for 103 yards, an average run of 5.4 yards, a long of 13 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 0 yards.
Agent Tesla: Going to guess that reception was a blown up screen play, but there should be plenty of highlights with over a hundred rushing yards to dig through. Keppler's long run of the day converted a first and ten in the second quarter as they ran it for 13 yards. That was the opening of the drive and they were also the one to end it as they converted a third and five with a 7 yard touchdown run. Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Woodrow Brooks of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 4 tackles, 1 for loss, and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: High efficiency numbers given their low tackle count! Woodrow Brooks dominated early with a tackle on first and ten that turned it into second and nine early in the first quarter. They followed that up with their first sack of the day turning a second and nine into a third and sixteen thanks to their 7 yard sack that would help force a punt. Second sack of the day for Brooks also led to a punt as they knocked the opposition back 9 yards on first and ten. Also had their tackle for loss where they turned a second and two into a third and four by getting into the backfield.
Now for game two of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Kansas City Coyotes. Pythons won 21 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Keynel McZeal of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 18 rushing attempts for 78 yards, an average run of 4.3 yards, a long of 14 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Always an easy award when someone scores half the points for their team. McZeal scored the first touchdown of the day with a 6 yard run on second and goal. Their longest play of the day though is also their best in my book as they ran it 14 yards to convert a third and three in the fourth quarter. A phenomenal job to get them first and goal from the one yard line, although one that some might consider upstaged by the 1 yard touchdown run that they managed after it. Got the team into position to score and then pounded it through! Time for defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Brach Thomaslacher of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 10 tackles, 2 for loss, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Terrific tackling gets a reward here for Thomaslacher. They had their first big play on the very first drive where they managed a 9 yard sack on second and eight to cause a third and long situation. Although that third and long was converted Thomaslacher got their revenge as they made a tackle a yard behind the line of scrimmage on third and one to force a punt at the end of the drive.
Game three of week fourteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Myrtle Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 26 to 3. Offensive player of the game is running back Nicholas Ayers of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 22 rushing attempts for 109 yards, an average run of 5 yards, a long of 14 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Nicholas nailed it down in the second quarter when they had a 12 yard run on second and five to get the drive off to a good start. They also made a third and manageable by running for 14 yards on a second and seventeen later in the drive to put them in the red zone. That drive would end in a touchdown, however it is the following drive that matters for Ayers highlights as they ran in a 10 yard touchdown on first and goal. Tell me about the defensive side please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Juan Domine of the London Royals with a stat line of 15 tackles, 1 for loss, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: They may not be the flashiest, but that many tackles definitely deserves respect. Despite their tackles being their most impressive stat; their big highlight play of the day was their pass breakup on third and eight in the first quarter to force a punt.
Game four of week fourteen AKA the last game of the regular season please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores. Seawolves won 38 to 14. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Dre Matthews of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 6 receptions for 101 yards, an average reception of 16.8 yards, a long of 31 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: High flying offense right there! Dre made an impression early with a 23 yard reception on second and ten in the first quarter on a drive that would end in a touchdown. Best play of the day for them though was a 27 yard touchdown reception on third and five in the second quarter. Although their long reception of 31 yards to convert a third and seventeen in the third quarter definitely deserves recognition. Especially as they ended that drive with a 6 yard touchdown reception on first and goal. Now tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle Braxton Sinclair of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 5 tackles and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: Sinclair's first play of the day started the second quarter with a tackle near the line of scrimmage on a second and ten that would help lead to a three and out. Second play of the day was a sack that set the opposition back 6 yards on a second and ten in the second quarter. They had a fourth and two tackle at the line of scrimmage in the third quarter to force a turnover on downs as well. Which along with their 5 yard sack on first and ten towards the end of the fourth quarter easily explains why they locked up this award.
Semifinals
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear Developmental Simulation Football League! We are here today to talk playoffs! Joining me today to bring you the highlights from the first playoff games is Sim Rep who represents the sim. No further introduction is needed so take it away please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 19 to 17. Offensive player of the game is kicker Daria Guava-Fresca of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 1 of 1 on extra points, 4 of 4 on field goals, 7 punts for 293 yards, an average punt of 41.9 yards, a long of 62 yards, and 1 inside the 20.
Agent Tesla: Daria provided over two thirds of her teams points and clearly earned her spot as player of the game. Her first highlight came off a 39 yard punt in the second quarter that pinned the opposition inside the 20. Towards the end of the second quarter she kicked a 37 yard field goal on fourth and four. First drive of the third quarter ended in a 46 yard field goal on a fourth and one. The second drive of the third quarter ended in her longest play of the day a 62 yard punt on fourth and three that resulted in a touchback. Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is strong safety Quentin Button of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 7 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Terrific tackling tends towards awards and now let us see how many highlights they got out of it! Button stepped it up in the second half where they got a 6 yard sack on third and fourteen in the third quarter to force a fourth down punt. This would be a key moment of the game as the punt that was forced ended up being blocked and put the team in position to kick a field goal.
Now for the North game please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Game London Royals at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 14 to 13. Offensive player of the game is kicker Datsum PhastBawl of the London Royals with a stat line of 1 of 1 on extra points, 2 of 2 on field goals, 8 punts for 372 yards, an average punt of 46.5 yards, a long of 60 yards, and 1 inside the 20.
Agent Tesla: Two kickers winning offensive player of the game in a week with only two games! That is a terrific sign of close games for these playoffs. Datsum hit three good punts in the first quarter that went for 41 yards, 60 yards, and 49 yards. None of them were returned and only one resulted in a touchback! They also were the first to score for their team with a 31 yard field goal on fourth and ten early in the second quarter. Just before the fourth quarter they added a 47 yard field goal on fourth and one to get their team the lead. Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Juan Domine of the London Royals with a stat line of 10 tackles, 1 sack, 2 passes defended, and 2 interceptions.
Agent Tesla: Domine dominated this game as can be told by their stats, but they stepped it up come the second quarter where they intercepted a pass on first and fifteen only to run it back 59 yards into field goal range. Their second half was even better though as they had an 11 yard sack on second and seven to contribute to a three and out just at the end of the third quarter. Juan also had one of the biggest plays of the fourth quarter as they picked off a pass on second and five, but went backwards 2 yards in the process.
Please join us next time when we will cover the Ultimini!
Ultimini
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting my most lovely readers! We are here today to cover the Ultimini! Joining me as always is Sim Rep who represents the sim. Now this is a big game so please get us started Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Ultimini Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 26 to 6. Offensive player of the game is kicker Daria Guava-Fresca of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 2 of 2 on extra points, 4 of 4 on field goals, 4 punts for 136 yards, an average punt of 34 yards, and a long of 58 yards.
Agent Tesla: Two playoff games in a row with four field goals and with an offensive player of the game award. She was the one who started the day by scoring a 38 yard field goal on fourth and two in the first quarter. Added the second field goal of the day of 32 yards on fourth and seven in the second quarter. Managed to boot a 58 yard punt in the third quarter on a fourth and six. Their best play of the day though came in the fourth quarter when they kicked a 36 yard field goal on a fourth and four to get a three score lead for the Seawolves. Now tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Thomas Rose of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 10 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Happy to give credit where it is due to a player who gave it their all. Rose's first big play of the day came on a second and sixteen in the third quarter that saw them pick off a pass and return it 13 yards before being brought to the turf. Their other truly highlight worthy play of the day was a tackle on second and nine in the fourth quarter that contributed to a three and out to give the offense the ball back. An outstanding display of resilience!
I hope you all enjoyed the highlights and the great season of games! I look forward to bringing you more next season. See you then!
Extra: I wrote these for the rookie discord as part of my rookie mentor tasks and I had been posting them to the forum at the end of the week. However despite claims to the contrary I am unfortunately human and failed to do so in a timely fashion for the last few weeks of the season. I do hope you will join us next time where I also hope to be more timely in migrating stuff over to the forum. That said thank you for your time and your understanding! Stay safe out there!
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting my lovely readers! We are here today to go over the last week of regular season action for the Developmental Simulation Football League! Joining met as always is Sim Rep who represents the sim. Now please get us started Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 45 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Zed Keppler of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 19 rushing attempts for 103 yards, an average run of 5.4 yards, a long of 13 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 0 yards.
Agent Tesla: Going to guess that reception was a blown up screen play, but there should be plenty of highlights with over a hundred rushing yards to dig through. Keppler's long run of the day converted a first and ten in the second quarter as they ran it for 13 yards. That was the opening of the drive and they were also the one to end it as they converted a third and five with a 7 yard touchdown run. Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Woodrow Brooks of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 4 tackles, 1 for loss, and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: High efficiency numbers given their low tackle count! Woodrow Brooks dominated early with a tackle on first and ten that turned it into second and nine early in the first quarter. They followed that up with their first sack of the day turning a second and nine into a third and sixteen thanks to their 7 yard sack that would help force a punt. Second sack of the day for Brooks also led to a punt as they knocked the opposition back 9 yards on first and ten. Also had their tackle for loss where they turned a second and two into a third and four by getting into the backfield.
Now for game two of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Kansas City Coyotes. Pythons won 21 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Keynel McZeal of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 18 rushing attempts for 78 yards, an average run of 4.3 yards, a long of 14 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Always an easy award when someone scores half the points for their team. McZeal scored the first touchdown of the day with a 6 yard run on second and goal. Their longest play of the day though is also their best in my book as they ran it 14 yards to convert a third and three in the fourth quarter. A phenomenal job to get them first and goal from the one yard line, although one that some might consider upstaged by the 1 yard touchdown run that they managed after it. Got the team into position to score and then pounded it through! Time for defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Brach Thomaslacher of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 10 tackles, 2 for loss, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Terrific tackling gets a reward here for Thomaslacher. They had their first big play on the very first drive where they managed a 9 yard sack on second and eight to cause a third and long situation. Although that third and long was converted Thomaslacher got their revenge as they made a tackle a yard behind the line of scrimmage on third and one to force a punt at the end of the drive.
Game three of week fourteen please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Myrtle Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 26 to 3. Offensive player of the game is running back Nicholas Ayers of the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 22 rushing attempts for 109 yards, an average run of 5 yards, a long of 14 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Nicholas nailed it down in the second quarter when they had a 12 yard run on second and five to get the drive off to a good start. They also made a third and manageable by running for 14 yards on a second and seventeen later in the drive to put them in the red zone. That drive would end in a touchdown, however it is the following drive that matters for Ayers highlights as they ran in a 10 yard touchdown on first and goal. Tell me about the defensive side please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Juan Domine of the London Royals with a stat line of 15 tackles, 1 for loss, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: They may not be the flashiest, but that many tackles definitely deserves respect. Despite their tackles being their most impressive stat; their big highlight play of the day was their pass breakup on third and eight in the first quarter to force a punt.
Game four of week fourteen AKA the last game of the regular season please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Tijuana Luchadores. Seawolves won 38 to 14. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Dre Matthews of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 6 receptions for 101 yards, an average reception of 16.8 yards, a long of 31 yards, and 2 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: High flying offense right there! Dre made an impression early with a 23 yard reception on second and ten in the first quarter on a drive that would end in a touchdown. Best play of the day for them though was a 27 yard touchdown reception on third and five in the second quarter. Although their long reception of 31 yards to convert a third and seventeen in the third quarter definitely deserves recognition. Especially as they ended that drive with a 6 yard touchdown reception on first and goal. Now tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive tackle Braxton Sinclair of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 5 tackles and 2 sacks.
Agent Tesla: Sinclair's first play of the day started the second quarter with a tackle near the line of scrimmage on a second and ten that would help lead to a three and out. Second play of the day was a sack that set the opposition back 6 yards on a second and ten in the second quarter. They had a fourth and two tackle at the line of scrimmage in the third quarter to force a turnover on downs as well. Which along with their 5 yard sack on first and ten towards the end of the fourth quarter easily explains why they locked up this award.
Semifinals
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting dear Developmental Simulation Football League! We are here today to talk playoffs! Joining me today to bring you the highlights from the first playoff games is Sim Rep who represents the sim. No further introduction is needed so take it away please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 19 to 17. Offensive player of the game is kicker Daria Guava-Fresca of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 1 of 1 on extra points, 4 of 4 on field goals, 7 punts for 293 yards, an average punt of 41.9 yards, a long of 62 yards, and 1 inside the 20.
Agent Tesla: Daria provided over two thirds of her teams points and clearly earned her spot as player of the game. Her first highlight came off a 39 yard punt in the second quarter that pinned the opposition inside the 20. Towards the end of the second quarter she kicked a 37 yard field goal on fourth and four. First drive of the third quarter ended in a 46 yard field goal on a fourth and one. The second drive of the third quarter ended in her longest play of the day a 62 yard punt on fourth and three that resulted in a touchback. Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is strong safety Quentin Button of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 7 tackles and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: Terrific tackling tends towards awards and now let us see how many highlights they got out of it! Button stepped it up in the second half where they got a 6 yard sack on third and fourteen in the third quarter to force a fourth down punt. This would be a key moment of the game as the punt that was forced ended up being blocked and put the team in position to kick a field goal.
Now for the North game please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Game London Royals at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 14 to 13. Offensive player of the game is kicker Datsum PhastBawl of the London Royals with a stat line of 1 of 1 on extra points, 2 of 2 on field goals, 8 punts for 372 yards, an average punt of 46.5 yards, a long of 60 yards, and 1 inside the 20.
Agent Tesla: Two kickers winning offensive player of the game in a week with only two games! That is a terrific sign of close games for these playoffs. Datsum hit three good punts in the first quarter that went for 41 yards, 60 yards, and 49 yards. None of them were returned and only one resulted in a touchback! They also were the first to score for their team with a 31 yard field goal on fourth and ten early in the second quarter. Just before the fourth quarter they added a 47 yard field goal on fourth and one to get their team the lead. Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Juan Domine of the London Royals with a stat line of 10 tackles, 1 sack, 2 passes defended, and 2 interceptions.
Agent Tesla: Domine dominated this game as can be told by their stats, but they stepped it up come the second quarter where they intercepted a pass on first and fifteen only to run it back 59 yards into field goal range. Their second half was even better though as they had an 11 yard sack on second and seven to contribute to a three and out just at the end of the third quarter. Juan also had one of the biggest plays of the fourth quarter as they picked off a pass on second and five, but went backwards 2 yards in the process.
Please join us next time when we will cover the Ultimini!
Ultimini
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting my most lovely readers! We are here today to cover the Ultimini! Joining me as always is Sim Rep who represents the sim. Now this is a big game so please get us started Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Ultimini Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves. Seawolves won 26 to 6. Offensive player of the game is kicker Daria Guava-Fresca of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 2 of 2 on extra points, 4 of 4 on field goals, 4 punts for 136 yards, an average punt of 34 yards, and a long of 58 yards.
Agent Tesla: Two playoff games in a row with four field goals and with an offensive player of the game award. She was the one who started the day by scoring a 38 yard field goal on fourth and two in the first quarter. Added the second field goal of the day of 32 yards on fourth and seven in the second quarter. Managed to boot a 58 yard punt in the third quarter on a fourth and six. Their best play of the day though came in the fourth quarter when they kicked a 36 yard field goal on a fourth and four to get a three score lead for the Seawolves. Now tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Thomas Rose of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 10 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception.
Agent Tesla: Happy to give credit where it is due to a player who gave it their all. Rose's first big play of the day came on a second and sixteen in the third quarter that saw them pick off a pass and return it 13 yards before being brought to the turf. Their other truly highlight worthy play of the day was a tackle on second and nine in the fourth quarter that contributed to a three and out to give the offense the ball back. An outstanding display of resilience!
I hope you all enjoyed the highlights and the great season of games! I look forward to bringing you more next season. See you then!
Extra: I wrote these for the rookie discord as part of my rookie mentor tasks and I had been posting them to the forum at the end of the week. However despite claims to the contrary I am unfortunately human and failed to do so in a timely fashion for the last few weeks of the season. I do hope you will join us next time where I also hope to be more timely in migrating stuff over to the forum. That said thank you for your time and your understanding! Stay safe out there!
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