Rotor Wash has finally arrived to the ISFL, after months of completely forgetting to join, I have finally gotten around to it. So, lets get some background on the future best Kicker, some may even go as far as to say best player, in ISFL history.
Rotor Wash started off as a baseball player, playing in the highest level of baseball, the Pro Baseball Experience, before an injury involving a guinea pig biting his finger forced him to retire. Since that day, Wash has spent about ten minutes developing a time machine to help him go back in time and become the best player in ISFL history.
You might say this is ambitious for someone who literally should not exist in this timeline, but I say, it is not ambitious enough. Wash will not only be the best player in the ISFL, he will be the best being in the entire universe. As you will very soon find out, Wash is immortal. The only thing that can even think about taking down Wash is a guinea pig, but to be fair, those things are absolutely barbaric, they eat their own poop, what was Wash supposed to do, punch it? The guinea pig is simply too cute.
So how will was become the best player in the ISFL, you may ask. Here is the three step plan on how he is going to take over the league. Step 1: Be wash. Step 2: ?????, we are still working on developing this plan,???? Step 3: League and world domination.
This is truly only the beginning, and those of you who have brains will jump on the Wash hype train now, and those of you who are less intelligent will take time, but in about three years, there will simply be no way you do not see that Wash will be the best player in ISFL history.
Rotor Wash started off as a baseball player, playing in the highest level of baseball, the Pro Baseball Experience, before an injury involving a guinea pig biting his finger forced him to retire. Since that day, Wash has spent about ten minutes developing a time machine to help him go back in time and become the best player in ISFL history.
You might say this is ambitious for someone who literally should not exist in this timeline, but I say, it is not ambitious enough. Wash will not only be the best player in the ISFL, he will be the best being in the entire universe. As you will very soon find out, Wash is immortal. The only thing that can even think about taking down Wash is a guinea pig, but to be fair, those things are absolutely barbaric, they eat their own poop, what was Wash supposed to do, punch it? The guinea pig is simply too cute.
So how will was become the best player in the ISFL, you may ask. Here is the three step plan on how he is going to take over the league. Step 1: Be wash. Step 2: ?????, we are still working on developing this plan,???? Step 3: League and world domination.
This is truly only the beginning, and those of you who have brains will jump on the Wash hype train now, and those of you who are less intelligent will take time, but in about three years, there will simply be no way you do not see that Wash will be the best player in ISFL history.