12-08-2020, 11:10 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-10-2020, 04:20 PM by Asked Madden.)
So people have started doing stock market analysis articles, I decided people would want to hear from someone who has had buying and selling experience since before the market’s restructure. Me. Below I breakdown this week’s buys and sells.
STRONG BUY:
- Baltimore
Baltimore has an amazing locker room this year. Despite being 1-4, I strongly believe they can turn it around. ELO projections that I’ve run in my model say that this is a BUY, BUY, BUY. Literally this will probably be one of the last chances people get to buy this low.
REGULAR BUY:
- Honolulu
- Philadelphia
- New York
Philadelphia is still adjusting under their new management and it shows. Maybe if they focused more on setting their game plan instead of gif editing, podcasts, and Hungy-Games they might have a better record than 2-3. Don’t take this the wrong way though. These reasons are why I believe people have been sleeping on Philly stock so far. Now would be a good time to pick some up. As for Honolulu, no one is really sure what it is they do. Any team that is 0-5 is a buy in my book. Always a good idea to pick up some cheap stock and see if you’re pleasantly surprised. Lastly we have New York. NYS started really high preseason as people were understandably excited about their roster. That guy Marlon Alexander is buff af. I saw him in the shower and he has a ten pack. NYS is definitely a buy.
HOLD:
- San Jose
- Austin
- Yellowknife
Unless you are either on these teams or are sympathetically friends with someone who is, these teams are not that exciting right now. The market seems to agree. I say these are a hold while the prices correct. Before we go making and buys or sells of these stocks we need to see the ELO settle like their fans have.
SELL:
- Orange County
- Chicago
- Colorado
- New Orleans
- Arizona
Look, these teams are all doing good. Ramza is literally carrying my fantasy team. That’s why they should be sold. People are hype for these teams right now. Dump these stocks while people are still trying to get a slice of the action. Several of these teams are at their stock cap. There’s no way these stocks sell under face value.
STRONG SELL:
- Sarasota
- Berlin
Alright, so I know typically I would suggest buying in on a team with a losing record early in the season. But let’s face it. Berlin clearly did not address their needs over the offseason. The reason why I have them as strong sell is because I’ve given up on a miraculous comeback for them, and I anticipate the market will too. Look to pick up some Berlin shares again towards the end of the season. As for Sarasota, they are one of the top teams in their division. The catcher for them though is that it’s clear they peaked early. ELO predictions expect Sarasota to tank over the next few weeks. Don’t be caught holding the bag.
Thant’s all I’ve got. Thanks for reading. Based on the feedback I’ll see if I’ll keep doing these. <3
STRONG BUY:
- Baltimore
Baltimore has an amazing locker room this year. Despite being 1-4, I strongly believe they can turn it around. ELO projections that I’ve run in my model say that this is a BUY, BUY, BUY. Literally this will probably be one of the last chances people get to buy this low.
REGULAR BUY:
- Honolulu
- Philadelphia
- New York
Philadelphia is still adjusting under their new management and it shows. Maybe if they focused more on setting their game plan instead of gif editing, podcasts, and Hungy-Games they might have a better record than 2-3. Don’t take this the wrong way though. These reasons are why I believe people have been sleeping on Philly stock so far. Now would be a good time to pick some up. As for Honolulu, no one is really sure what it is they do. Any team that is 0-5 is a buy in my book. Always a good idea to pick up some cheap stock and see if you’re pleasantly surprised. Lastly we have New York. NYS started really high preseason as people were understandably excited about their roster. That guy Marlon Alexander is buff af. I saw him in the shower and he has a ten pack. NYS is definitely a buy.
HOLD:
- San Jose
- Austin
- Yellowknife
Unless you are either on these teams or are sympathetically friends with someone who is, these teams are not that exciting right now. The market seems to agree. I say these are a hold while the prices correct. Before we go making and buys or sells of these stocks we need to see the ELO settle like their fans have.
SELL:
- Orange County
- Chicago
- Colorado
- New Orleans
- Arizona
Look, these teams are all doing good. Ramza is literally carrying my fantasy team. That’s why they should be sold. People are hype for these teams right now. Dump these stocks while people are still trying to get a slice of the action. Several of these teams are at their stock cap. There’s no way these stocks sell under face value.
STRONG SELL:
- Sarasota
- Berlin
Alright, so I know typically I would suggest buying in on a team with a losing record early in the season. But let’s face it. Berlin clearly did not address their needs over the offseason. The reason why I have them as strong sell is because I’ve given up on a miraculous comeback for them, and I anticipate the market will too. Look to pick up some Berlin shares again towards the end of the season. As for Sarasota, they are one of the top teams in their division. The catcher for them though is that it’s clear they peaked early. ELO predictions expect Sarasota to tank over the next few weeks. Don’t be caught holding the bag.
Thant’s all I’ve got. Thanks for reading. Based on the feedback I’ll see if I’ll keep doing these. <3