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Various headlines from Melvin's travels and recent events in his life:
Moose is on the Loose
Melvin Murder-Moose has been seen more frequently outside of the state of Colorado than in it. While spending time back in Michigan, a close friend of Melvin shared that he was not re-signed to Colorado. It was unclear whether this was Melvin's choice, or the decision of the Colorado Leadership. One thing is for certain, Melvin is on the Loose.
Melvin Murder-Moose World Tour
Throughout the past several weeks Melvin has been seen venturing out into the vast wilderness of the world. While he claims to be taking some time to visit family and sites that he has always wanted to venture to, one can’t help but notice that Melvin is timing his trip to sites and locations of other ISFL teams. Does this spell the end for the Yeti Linebacker duo?
Moose lost in the desert. Any word from the Outlaws?
On a road trip gone wrong, Melvin Murder-Moose was spotted in the Arizona desert. While many are not sure why the large quadruped was wandering around in the heat, but it was clear that without his antlers, the weather was not agreeing with Melvin. Eventually Melvin made his way back into town, but not before a supposed run in with some Outlaws out in the desert. The moose seemed fairly tight lipped when it came to talking about his sandy adventures.
Melvin Murder-Moose was spotted in Canada today… Could this mean good news for the Wraiths?
Melvin made it a point to visit his cousins at their Santa Claus factory this week. While it may seem strange that they also happen to live in Yellowknife, there are few places that working reindeer can reside where it isn’t out of the ordinary. Some have to wonder if this visit coincides with other motives the moose may have.
Moose makes Berlin visit - has secret obsession with fire salamanders.
While visiting his Elken brethren, Melvin was spotted near Berlin. While we know that the moose has had a tumultuous history with humans in recent years, he has been friendly with his animal companions. Does this friendship also extend to fire salamanders too?
Moose watched too many King Kong movies and is now reportedly locked in his hotel in New York.
Melvin, a large Hollywood film buff, spent a fortune watching King Kong on the big screen while in New York. Wanting to have the most lively experience possible, it seems, has backfired for Alces Alces. He has spent the last several days locked in his hotel room, and while it seems he has been isolated, there are rumors floating around this reporter's ears, too.
Melvin gone anonymoose in downtown New Orleans
New Orleans might be one of the few places where Melvin would be unnoticed among the revelry and other party goers. The moose was seen venturing forth through downtown New Orleans, celebrating and partying with many in the neighborhood.
Melvin was not amoosed by the Sarasota humidity.
While he may have thought that Florida was just a place filled with alligators, Melvin has learned that the heat and humidity of Florida does not agree with him. The poor moose couldn’t stay out of the water enough to try and keep cool in the warm air.
In house scrims showed the Copperheads why you shouldn't Moose around with Melvin
Melvin ventured into the Austin Copperheads facility to see what he might find there. While the Austin team has a great linebacker corp, the defensive rookie of the year certainly showed why he earned the title.
Moose spotted swimming with Honolulu's Hahalua
While relaxing and sunbathing in Honolulu, Melvin took the opportunity (as many tourists do) to go swimming with the infamous Hahalua. While he enjoyed the warm salty water, it was clear that Melvin was here for more than just relaxing.
Melvin banned from Orange County after confusion caused by attempting to hug former teammate Suleiman Ramza.
When visiting former Norfolk Seawolves teammate Suleiman Ramza, Melvin was apprehended by Orange County security when he attempted to hug the former teammate. While his intentions were not in fact bad in nature, past deeds from Melvin made the Otters nervous, especially when it came to their star Quarterback.
Strange Moose Seen Ringing Liberty Bell
While visiting the wonderful city of Philadelphia, Melvin Murder-Moose was captivated by the liberty bell. While in front of it, he found himself unable to resist the shiny exterior, and he nudged the bell with his antlers. His massive antlers ended up caught in the crack of the liberty bell, and during the rescue attempt, the crack grew larger. While historians and Philadelphians alike are unbelievably upset, Melvin is terrified that his antlers will fall off before the end of the season.
Moose Spotted With Hawk on Antlers
Melvin ventured to visit his grandparents in the DC Metro area, and while there he took a day trip out to Baltimore to commune with nature. There are multiple reports that say that Melvin managed to find some Hawk friends and let them rest on his antlers before they moved on. Are they true? This reporter is not quite sure.
Melvin Butchered Guava-Fresca, is Chicago next?
While the slaughterhouses of Chicago are well-known, this reporter isn’t quite sure if that is why Melvin found himself in Chicago earlier. While we know that the murdering moose has a taste for bloodshed, it is very possible that Melvin has misinterpreted the name of the Chicago Butchers franchise. Stay safe out there, Butchers.
Moose Don’t Meow, or Do They? Melvin spotted in San Jose.
One might think that Melvin ventured to San Jose for revenge after the Yeti have faced an embarrassing defeat in the Ultimus two seasons in a row. However, as he met with fellow former Seawolf Xmus Flaxon, it seemed as if there were no hard feelings between the Yeti and the Sabercat players. They ventured back into an easy rhythm as Xmus Flaxon showed Melvin the sights of San Jose. Is this a sign of a new permanent home for the Murder Moose?