*ISFL x RAGÚ®️

KoltClassic · (This post was last modified: 03-13-2021, 07:32 AM by Tesla.)

Hey everybody, I’m two-time Ultimus winner and zero-time award nominee Otis Allen. Most of you probably don’t know much about me; I’m not an outspoken member of the league by any means. But I thought that now was a good time to make a statement about something that is important to me.

Playing in the ISFL is tough work. As a premier defensive tackle in the league, I’m working my hardest in the trenches to take down the ball carrier and keep our opponents from scoring. All of that work in the trenches works up quite a hunger in my belly. And from what I’ve found, there is no better relief for that rumbly in my tumbly than the fresh, crisp taste of RAGÚ®️.

Whether it is a pre-game stack of meatballs, a quick snack of meatballs mid-game, or a nice postgame treat of meatballs, you know nothing quite satisfies like meatballs in RAGÚ®️’s signature sauce. Today I’m excited to announce a new partnership between the two iconic brands of the ISFL and RAGÚ®️: ISFL x RAGÚ®️.

That's right, RAGÚ®️ is going to be coming at you with 14 new signature flavors to satisfy every fan's hunger. As the ISFL's premiere spokesperson for RAGÚ®️ consumption, you'll find my face on every flavor of ISFL x Ragu.

You might be saying "But Otis, hasn't RAGÚ®️ already done it all in red sauce and white sauce flavor creations"? And I'd respond to you with this: No. No they haven't.

Ragu hired the top food scientists and tour guides from every ISFL host city to pioneer these groundbreaking taste experiences for you, the fans. It is my honor to present them to you today.

#1 RAGÚ®️'s Arizona Copperheads "Desert Heat" Sauce
Howdy partner! I hope you like heat, because RAGÚ®️'s "Desert Heat" Sauce is their hottest sauce yet! Only a true desperado can tackle a whole can in one sitting; do you have what it takes?
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#2 Ragu's Austin Copperhead "Snake Venom" Sauce
We put a pinch of lethal snake venom into every can of "Snake Venom" Sauce, but it boils out when you cook it. Please remember to cook it.

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#3 Ragu's Baltimore Hawks "Crab Special" Sauce
There's no better taste of Maryland than a plump crab cake with 12-14 fluid ounces of RAGÚ®️'s "Crab Special" Crab Sauce piled high on top. With half a container of Old Bay seasoning in each can you know you're getting that crisp, bottom of the ocean taste here.

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#4 RAGÚ®️'s Berlin Fire Salamanders "Currywurst" Sauce
We teamed up with the creator of the Berlin Cuisine Wikipedia page to pick currywurst as the food representation for our friends across the pont. This classic? Berlin street food flavor goes great with any late night craving.
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#5 RAGÚ®️'s Chicago Butchers "Deep-Dish Pizza" Pizza Sauce
This Deep-Dish Pizza Sauce is the perfect starter to your next great deep dish pie. Recommend using 6-8 cans of "Deep-Dish Pizza" Pizza Sauce per one authentic Chicago 'za.
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#6 RAGÚ®️'s CBD-Infused "Fresh Pow" Fettuccine Alfredo Sauce
If you're anything like me, after a long cruise down the side of the mountain you're craving a nice hearty plate of fettuccine. RAGÚ®️'s CBD-Infused sauce is great for recovering from one too many wipeouts on the 'board or the skis.
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#7 RAGÚ®️'s Honolulu Hahalua "NaturalLEI" Sauce
RAGÚ®️ brings you ingenious island flavors with their NaturalLEI sauce. Definitely only real, actual flowers in here and not plastic ones.
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#8 RAGÚ®️'s New Orleans Second Line "Jazzy Cajun" Crawfish Sauce
Bring this crawfish sauce to your next boil and be the star of the show! Each bite has a little bayou kick that'll keep you coming back for more.
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#9 RAGÚ®️'s New York Silverbacks "Subway Subway" Sandwich Sauce
If you thought RAGÚ®️ x ISFL was wild, what about RAGÚ®️ x ISFL x Subway? In this can you'll find a combination of classic Subway tuna melt and Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki flavors.
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#10 RAGÚ®️'s Orange County Otters "Orange Juice" Orange Juice
Wait a second? Did RAGÚ®️ just hop into the juice game?! You're darn right they did! Look out Tropicana, RAGÚ®️ is coming for you with their sweet and tangy new citrus flavors.
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#11 RAGÚ®️'s Philadelphia Liberty "Heavy Whiz Cheesesteak" Cheese Sauce
We sprayed a whole can of Cheez Whiz into a can of RAGÚ®️ and... well it pretty much filled up the whole container!
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#12 RAGÚ®️'s Sarasota Sailfish "Calamargarita" Seafood Sauce
You'll be the talk of the retirement community with this seafood sauce. RAGÚ®️ chefs recommend pairing with good vibes and fully-cooked squid.
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#13 RAGÚ®️'s San Jose Sabercats "Extinct Animal Medley" Sauce
Top scientists at RAGÚ®️ Labs have helped us to make plant-based, genetically-engineered dodo bird flavor in our "Extinct Animal Medley" Sauce. Nobody tell Sid!
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#14 RAGÚ®️'s Yellowknife Wraiths "Oops! All Spirits" Spooky Sauce
There's nothing actually in this container. We don't really know what'll happen if you open this. Maybe just don't buy this one.
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What a line-up, am I right? I'm excited to see this new taste creations join the classic flavors of RAGÚ®️ to elevate your breakfasts, lunches, dinners, and happy hours to the next level soon! Find them at your nearest grocery store in the auto parts aisle!

Oh, and one last note for you sweepstakes fans. Under every RAGÚ®️ x ISFL sauce lid is a promo code for 6% off your next purchase of RAGÚ®️ x ISFL sauce, so keep flippin', grippin, and rippin' that RAGÚ®️ whenever you can get your hands on it.

And as always, remember to enjoy RAGÚ®️ responsibly and in moderation.