*Nick L. Back is sick of waiting in line for the DSFL Draft.

[Zoone16]

Nick L. Back is both blessed and cursed. The name, coming from Swedish immigrants to Canada, has become synonymous with a band that has split rock music lovers asunder. Not knowing whether it is a good sign or a bad sign. Born in Hanna, Alberta, in the middle of what could be considered the “middle of nowhere” in Canada, Nick L. Back has risen among the junior football ranks to become a serious prospect in the next DSFL draft. Supported by the very same agent that discovered and developed Hall of Famer, Alexandre LeClair, all the signs point to another sure-fire win for whomever gets to acquire this wonderful talent in the near future.

Nick L Back, also known as Nicholas Lewis Back is the latest player to declare eligibility for the next DSFL draft and a name that many scouts should keep their eyes upon. A big 6’4”, 250lbs prospect from McGill Univeristy in Canada, the young Tight End has been touted to join the DSFL for a few years now and has finally become eligible for a career straight to the top. When asked about his player mentality, Back had this to say,

“We all just wanna be big rockstars, and live in hilltop house, driving fifteen cars because girls will come easy and we’d stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat”.
Concerns about his overinflated ego have already been made but throughout his short university career, he has been performing above expectations in what could be the greatest bragging a talented player has had in recent memory.

When asked about whether he would be drafted early or late, the young Tight End let the DSFL GMs and scouts know that” “The only thing to save is the banner that you wave to be wrapped around your grave should you not draft me”.

[zaynzk]

I wanna bathroom I can play baseball in

[Zoone16]

I wanna bathroom I can play baseball in

A king-size tub, big enough for ten plus me.

[Bayley]

@Zoone16 is the man