*S28 DSFL Week 7-9 Highlights

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Week #7 Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! We are currently a bit behind in our highlights endeavors and so we are going to just jump right into week seven. Please take it away Sim rep!

Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 35 to 24. Offensive player of the game is running back Fitted Cuddles of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 26 rushing attempts for 135 yards, an average run of 5.2 yards, a long of 41 yards, and 2 touchdowns.

Agent Tesla: First and ten late in the first quarter and Cuddles found enough room to run for a 15 yard gain. Midway through the second quarter Cuddles ran 41 yards to convert a second and two as they set their mark for the long of the day. Just a couple minutes later Cuddles had a series of successful plays starting with a 15 yard run on second and five, followed by a 12 yard run on first and ten, and ending in a 1 yard touchdown run on first and goal. Cuddles found the end zone again with a 1 yard touchdown run late in the fourth quarter on second and goal as well. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Dexter Hall of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 5 tackles, 2 forced fumbles, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 pass defended.

Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter on a first and ten Hall made the tackle short of the line to gain, and also forced a fumble that they recovered with an 11 yard return. Late in the second quarter on a second and ten Hall did it again with a tackle short of the line to gain, and a forced fumble that their teammate would go on to recover with a 5 yard return.

Tell us about game two please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 56 to 24.

Agent Tesla: Offensive player of the game is running back Brandon Prince of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 8 rushing attempts for 59 yards, an average run of 7.4 yards, a long of 19 yards, 2 touchdowns, 2 receptions for 15 yards, an average reception of 7.5 yards, and a long of 10 yards.

First play of the day for Prince was a 10 yard reception on third and ten to keep the opening drive alive, and it was a key conversion as it led to them getting a 2 yard rushing touchdown on second and goal just a couple minutes later. Late in the first quarter Prince made their first long play of the day with a 17 yard run on first and ten. Third quarter on a second and four Prince took off for a 19 yard run good for their long of the day. Early in the fourth quarter Prince converted a third and inches with a 16 yard run to set up a goal line opportunity, and then ran it in for a 1 yard touchdown on third and goal just a couple plays later. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Mongo of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 9 tackles, 4 for loss, and 2 sacks.

Agent Tesla: First quarter on a fourth and inches Mongo made the stop for a turnover on downs. Just before the end of the second quarter Mongo stepped up again with a 12 yard sack on first and ten to essentially end the drive. Just before Late in the third quarter Mongo had a 2 yard tackle for loss on third and seven to force a field goal attempt. Then late in the fourth on third and three Mongo made the tackle at the line of scrimmage, and on fourth and three gave up just one yard to force a turnover on downs. Less than a minute later on a third and eight Mongo secured a 6 yard sack to force a fourth and long.

Game three please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 29 to 22. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Saleem Spence of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 receptions for 117 yards, an average reception of 19.5 yards, a long of 45 yards, and 1 touchdown.

Agent Tesla: Late in the second on a first and ten Spence found their first big play opportunity as they made a 32 yard reception to cross midfield right after they returned a kickoff twenty yards. Opening drive of the third quarter and Spence showed off once again with a 45 yard touchdown reception on a second and seven. Tell us about defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Gritt Gurdur of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 3 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.

Agent Tesla: Late in the second quarter on a first and ten Gurdur made the tackle just behind the line of scrimmage to help hold the opposition to a field goal attempt during a two minute drill. Midway through the fourth quarter is when Gurdur stepped it up though big, and it was a huge step as they got a 10 yard sack on first and ten. Just in case that were not enough for their first big play of the day they also forced a fumble, and recovered it on that same play.

Tell us about the last game of week seven please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Royals won 17 to 12. Offensive player of the game is running back Manhattan Project of the London Royals with a stat line of 19 rushing attempts for 109 yards, an average run of 5.7 yards, a long of 50 yards, 1 touchdown, 4 receptions for 19 yards, an average reception of 4.8 yards, and a long of 12 yards.

Agent Tesla: Midway through the first quarter on a third and inches Project sprung free for a 19 yard run. Then late in the second quarter Project went off for their best play of the day in the form of a 50 yard touchdown run on a third and eight. Partway through the fourth quarter on a second and seventeen Project made third down manageable with their long 12 yard reception as well. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Glenn Smart of the London Royals with a stat line of 2 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 forced fumble.

Agent Tesla: Right near the end of the first quarter on a first and ten Smart had a 6 yard sack that would have led to a three and out if not for the lone first down they got beforehand. Just a few minutes into the second quarter Smart contributed another 6 yard sack this time on a second and eight with the added benefit of a forced fumble.

Week #8&9 Broadcast

Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! Doubleheader day has come and gone, but that just means double the highlights for you all. Now to start us off with the first game of week eight please take it away Sim Rep!

Sim Rep; Game Tijuana Luchadores at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 44 to 31. Offensive player of the game is running back Lonnie Jackson of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 22 rushing attempts for 101 yards, an average run of 4.6 yards, a long of 15 yards, 2 touchdowns, 2 receptions for 19 yards, an average reception of 9.5 yards, and a long of 16 yards.

Agent Tesla: Midway through the first quarter on a first and ten Jackson had their first big play in the form of an 11 yard run. Second quarter on a first and ten Jackson did it again with a 15 yard run, and then just a play later ran in for a 1 yard touchdown on second and goal. Early in the third quarter on a third and thirteen Jackson converted with a 16 yard reception good for their longest play of the day. They would then finish off the drive on a first and ten halfway through the quarter with a 13 yard touchdown run. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Moe Skeeter of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 sack, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception touchdown.

Agent Tesla: Skeeter's first big play of the day was also their best as they picked off a pass and ran it back 18 yards for a touchdown on a third and twenty-one play late in the first quarter. Late in the fourth quarter Skeeter would step up again with an 11 yard sack on second and six.

Week eight game two please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep; Game Dallas Birddogs at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 22 to 17. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Bayley Cowabunga of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 9 receptions for 153 yards, an average reception of 17 yards, and a long of 35 yards,

Agent Tesla: Early in the opening drive of the game and Cowabunga found their first opening good for a 35 yard reception on first and ten. Just a play later on second and ten Cowabunga did it again with a 22 yard reception to set up first and goal. Midway through the second quarter on first and ten Cowabunga made a 31 yard reception to put their team in the red zone. Late in the fourth quarter Cowabunga also converted a fourth and five with an 11 yard reception. Tell us about defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Dexter Hall of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 8 tackles, 1 passes defended, and 1 interception touchdown.

Agent Tesla: Midway through the first quarter on first and ten Hall made the stop short of the line to gain, and then on third and five did it again to help lead to an eventual turnover on downs. Their best play came near the end of the second quarter though where they picked off the pass on third and three, and then ran it all 22 yards into the end zone for the touchdown. Opening drive of the fourth quarter on a fourth and four Hall made the stop short of the line to gain to get a turnover on downs on top of it all.

Game three week eight please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep; Game Norfolk Seawolves at London Royals. Royals won 20 to 17. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Raeni Clarke of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 20 of 31 for 237 yards passing, an average pass of 7.6 yards, 2 touchdowns, a passer rating of 109.2, 4 rushing attempts for 16 yards, an average run of 4 yards, and a long of 6 yards.

Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter Clarke went on a spree starting with a 14 yard completion on third and one, followed by a 10 yard completion on first and ten, a 12 yard completion on first and ten, and ending in a 31 yard touchdown pass on second and seven to close out the drive. End of the second quarter and Clarke set their mark for longest play of the day in the form of a 35 yard pass. Early fourth quarter on a second and six Clarke found the end zone again with a 30 yard touchdown pass.

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Benjamin Ankers of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 10 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, and 1 pass defended.

Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter on a third and inches Ankers popped up for the first time to block a pass to force a field goal attempt. Opening drive of the second quarter on third and goal Ankers made the tackle well short to force another field goal attempt. Just before the last two minute warning Ankers had their biggest play of the day on a first and ten with a 6 yard sack.

Last game of week eight please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep; Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 26 to 22. Offensive player of the game is tight end Chevvy Bronko of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 6 receptions for 101 yards, an average reception of 16.8 yards, a long of 40 yards, and 1 touchdown.

Agent Tesla: Right at the end of the first quarter on second and seven Bronko made their longest play of the day as they hauled in a 40 yard reception. Just two plays later in the second quarter they caught a 14 yard touchdown pass on second and four as well. Next up is defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Tre' Mendus Johnson of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 11 tackles and 1 pass defended.

Agent Tesla: Second and goal in the second quarter Johnson made the stop 6 yards short and helped lead to a field goal attempt instead of a touchdown. Late in the third quarter on a second and eight Johnson added their fanciest statistic with a broken up pass.

Onto week nine please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep; Game Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Pythons won 24 to 21. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Dexter Zaylren of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 28 of 47 for 329 yards passing, an average pass of 7 yards, 2 touchdowns, a passer rating of 95.1, 2 rushing attempts for -4 yards, an average run of -2 yards, and a long of 0 yards.

Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter on first and ten Zaylren started the drive off right with their longest play of the day a 40 yard pass completion. Late in the second quarter Zaylren managed another deep pass of 20 yards on a second and five, and followed it up with a 23 yard completion on first and ten. First drive of the third quarter on first and ten completed a 30 yard pass to cross midfield. Fourth quarter Zaylren finally found the end zone with a 5 yard touchdown pass on a third and one, and then did it again with a 2 yard pass to for a two point conversion. Just before the two minute warning on first and ten Zaylren completed a 30 yard pass to get an opportunity. Converted a third and seven with a 26 yard pass to keep their hopes alive, and proved it meaningful with a 15 yard touchdown pass to cap off the drive. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Xavier Walls of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 8 tackles, 1 sack, and 3 passes defended.

Agent Tesla: Early in the first quarter on second and five Walls broke up the pass, and then on third and five made the tackle at the line of scrimmage to cap off a three and out. Opening drive of the second quarter on third and five Walls made the tackle short once again to finalize another three and out. First and ten late in the second quarter and Walls got the 10 yard sack to contribute to another three and out. Closing minute of the game on a third and five Walls broke up another pass to help lead to a turnover on downs that ended the game.

Game two week nine please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep; Game Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves. Coyotes won 33 to 14. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Quinton Crash of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 5 receptions for 122 yards, an average reception of 24.4 yards, a long of 75 yards, and 3 touchdowns.

Agent Tesla: Partway through the second quarter on a first and goal Crash had their first touchdown of the day through an 8 yard reception. A couple minutes later Crash found the end zone again with a 16 yard touchdown reception on first and ten. Just after the two minute warning of the first half Crash completed the hat trick with a 75 yard touchdown reception on first and ten. Defense next please!

Defensive player of the game is linebacker Dexter Hall of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 8 tackles, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 pass defended. First and ten late in the second quarter and a teammate forced a fumble near midfield that Hall recovered with a 5 yard return to give the team an opportunity. Then late in the fourth quarter on a third and ten Hall broke up a pass that would lead to a turnover on downs to take the opportunity away from the opponent.

Week nine game three please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep; Game London Royals at Dallas Birddogs. Royals won 47 to 42. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Joliet Christ Jr. of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 21 of 36 for 310 yards passing, an average pass of 8.6 yards, 4 touchdowns, 1 interception, a passer rating of 112, and 1 rushing attempt for 2 yards.

Agent Tesla: First play from scrimmage and Joliet connects on a 67 yard touchdown pass for about as good a start as you can desire. Partway through the second on third and goal they found the end zone again with a 5 yard touchdown pass. Late in the third on first and ten Joliet did it again with a 29 yard touchdown pass for the hat trick. Closing minutes of the game on second and ten Joliet found the end zone once more with a 58 yard touchdown pass. Defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Cole Maxwell of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 7 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 1 interception touchdown.

Agent Tesla: A couple of minutes into the game on second and eight Maxwell made their move by picking off the pass and running it back 38 yards into the end zone for a touchdown. Just in case that were not enough they also broke up a pass on first and goal late in the second quarter to secure their highlight reel would be the one selected.

Last game of week nine please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep; Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 12 to 9. Offensive player of the game is running back Lonnie Jackson of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 110 yards, an average run of 4.4 yards, a long of 17 yards, and 1 reception for 5 yards.

Agent Tesla: First play from scrimmage of the day and Jackson converted with a 10 yard run. Late in the first quarter on a third and inches Jackson did even better with a 14 yard run. End of the quarter on first and ten Jackson ran for 16, and then a play later on second and nine ran for 13 yards. Fourth quarter on a first and ten Jackson had their long run of the day good for 17 yards to set up just outside the red zone. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!

Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Rean Schwarzer of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 7 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 1 Interception.

Agent Tesla: First and ten late in the first quarter and Schwarzer picked off the pass right around midfield, but got knocked back 2 yards in the process of completing the catch. Second quarter on second and fifteen Schwarzer broke up a pass to help lead to a field goal attempt instead of a touchdown. Late in the third quarter on third and twenty Schwarzer made the tackle short enough of the line to gain to lead to a punt instead of a field goal attempt.