04-07-2022, 08:38 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-11-2022, 10:01 AM by Crunk. Edited 1 time in total.)
In case you were living under a rock, you had your eyes glued to the recent DSFL matchup between the Bondi Beach Buccaneers and the Tijuana Luchadores. A standout player, rookie Don Dobbler hailing from FCS school Alabama A&M (home of the Bulldogs) had an efficient night of football. To cement his impact on the field, he would catch his singular reception of the night to give his team an early lead in the game. Who’s to dwell on what occurred the next three quarters as the Tijuana Luchadores would secure their #1 seed heading into the playoffs. To say that Don Dobbler cannot secure a touchdown in this league would be an unfortunate miscalculation on your part, reader. Seen after his 6 yard touchdown reception would be the first of many “Dobbles”, as our player puts it.
The Dobble:
A simple, almost angelic form of touchdown dance.
Step 1: Spread your legs wide and extend your arms out parallel to the ground.
Step 2: Point your toes out to the side a bit, and bend your knees in a squat position.
Step 3: Rock your head increasingly quicker as you squat-jump towards the touchdown pylon
Step 4(optional): Make lasso motions with your arms.
This marvel of creative expression is what this reporter saw today in what appears to be a bright future ahead for future wideout Don Dobbler. The Luchadores have a bright star on their hands, as they hope to develop him as a top receiver.
The Dobble:
A simple, almost angelic form of touchdown dance.
Step 1: Spread your legs wide and extend your arms out parallel to the ground.
Step 2: Point your toes out to the side a bit, and bend your knees in a squat position.
Step 3: Rock your head increasingly quicker as you squat-jump towards the touchdown pylon
Step 4(optional): Make lasso motions with your arms.
This marvel of creative expression is what this reporter saw today in what appears to be a bright future ahead for future wideout Don Dobbler. The Luchadores have a bright star on their hands, as they hope to develop him as a top receiver.