04-08-2022, 03:51 PM
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Associated Press
Chicago, IL
The Chicago Butchers have already punched their playoff ticket, securing a first round bye and home field advantage in the process. Typically when a team makes the playoffs they tend to like their depth chart the way it is. However, late this morning a reporter for the Associated Press broke a story involving Chicago Defensive End Greg Strongjaw's involvement with an "undisclosed character concern." When Chicago head coach Richard Jensen was asked about the allegations at the week 16 press conference, he simply responded with "Look, identity theft is a serious crime. We take it seriously. Felonious behavior is not the Chicago Butcher way, and so it became pretty clear to us that we needed to respond accordingly. Greg has been a good player for us, but we've moved him to defensive tackle in our lineup to limit his snap count until we hear back from the appropriate agencies that handle these kinds of offenses."
Asked later about who will be manning the left Defensive End position, Jensen had this to say:
"Well, we've had Gleel on our roster this season, and he's more or less been a non-factor. Dude is practically a zombie since he announced his retirement in the offseason. Despite his wishes, we still have him under contract for the remainder of the year, and we plan on bringing him out at this point hopefully as a game wrecker. He's been around the league for a long time and we believe his experience is going to be a difference maker for us on our playoff run."
AP Reporters tried to reach out to Mr. Gleel over the phone, and though most of what he said was unintelligible, reporters were able to make out this much:
". . . brains. . . BRAINS . . . BIG BOY WANTS BRAINS!"
Then the line went dead. It has to be assumed he hung up on his end.
Such a big change in the depth chart ahead of the playoffs is sure to cause some controversy, as the Chicago Front Office awaits to see what the fan response will be like when Gleel takes the field in the playoffs after their bye-week. For better or worse, head coach Richard Jensen and the Chicago Front Office are prepared to move forward in a different direction.
Greg Strongjaw has 19 tackles, 7 sacks, 3 tackles for loss, 4 forced fumbles, and a fumble recovery for a touchdown in 15 games this season.
Wasrabi Gleel has 4 tackles and 1 sack in 15 games this season.
Chicago, IL
The Chicago Butchers have already punched their playoff ticket, securing a first round bye and home field advantage in the process. Typically when a team makes the playoffs they tend to like their depth chart the way it is. However, late this morning a reporter for the Associated Press broke a story involving Chicago Defensive End Greg Strongjaw's involvement with an "undisclosed character concern." When Chicago head coach Richard Jensen was asked about the allegations at the week 16 press conference, he simply responded with "Look, identity theft is a serious crime. We take it seriously. Felonious behavior is not the Chicago Butcher way, and so it became pretty clear to us that we needed to respond accordingly. Greg has been a good player for us, but we've moved him to defensive tackle in our lineup to limit his snap count until we hear back from the appropriate agencies that handle these kinds of offenses."
Asked later about who will be manning the left Defensive End position, Jensen had this to say:
"Well, we've had Gleel on our roster this season, and he's more or less been a non-factor. Dude is practically a zombie since he announced his retirement in the offseason. Despite his wishes, we still have him under contract for the remainder of the year, and we plan on bringing him out at this point hopefully as a game wrecker. He's been around the league for a long time and we believe his experience is going to be a difference maker for us on our playoff run."
AP Reporters tried to reach out to Mr. Gleel over the phone, and though most of what he said was unintelligible, reporters were able to make out this much:
". . . brains. . . BRAINS . . . BIG BOY WANTS BRAINS!"
Then the line went dead. It has to be assumed he hung up on his end.
Such a big change in the depth chart ahead of the playoffs is sure to cause some controversy, as the Chicago Front Office awaits to see what the fan response will be like when Gleel takes the field in the playoffs after their bye-week. For better or worse, head coach Richard Jensen and the Chicago Front Office are prepared to move forward in a different direction.
Greg Strongjaw has 19 tackles, 7 sacks, 3 tackles for loss, 4 forced fumbles, and a fumble recovery for a touchdown in 15 games this season.
Wasrabi Gleel has 4 tackles and 1 sack in 15 games this season.