05-26-2022, 02:39 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-04-2022, 09:46 AM by soevil. Edited 1 time in total.)
TRES!
DUO!
UNUS!
NIHIL! NIHIL! NIHIL!
I RESPECT MY TEAMMATES. I AM PROUD TO BE A PYTHON. I LOVE FOOTBALL AND NACHOS.
AND YET, ON THIS DAY.. I MUST DEMAND THE LETTING OF BLOOD. A GREAT SIN HAS BEEN COMMITTED UPON THE HOLIEST OF HOUSES. THE SANCTITY OF OUR CONSECRATED GRIDIRON HAS BEEN TARNISHED BY THE FOWLEST OF FEET. I AM OF COURSE REFERRING TO MY TEAMMATE, WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A BOT, STEVIE LICKS.
STEVIE'S DEATH WILL NOT BE IN VAIN, OF COURSE. I HOPE STEVIE MAY UNDERSTAND THIS IS PURELY ABOUT METRICS, AND NOT ABOUT THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER. STEVIE IS A GREAT PERSON. VERY FUN PRESENCE IN THE LOCKER ROOM. MAKES GREAT JOKES ABOUT POLITICS AND THE INSURANCE INDUSTRY. ON THE FIELD, HOWEVER, THERE IS ANOTHER STORY. A TALE THAT I WOULD NOT REGALE TO MY OWN KIN, LET ALONE A FRIEND OR EVEN A STRANGER.
STEVIE HAS MADE 14 OUT OF 23 KICKS THIS SEASON. THAT IS GOOD FOR A 60.9% FG SUCCESS RATE. TO PUT THAT IN CONTEXT, YOUR CHANCES OF BEING SUMMONED TO THE UNDERWORLD ONLY TO BE EATEN BY A SHARK ARE 15 IN 23. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A HIGHER LIKELIHOOD OF BEING CONDEMNED TO ETERNAL DAMNATION THAN STEVIE HAS OF MAKING A FIELD GOAL.
OUR TEAM COUNTED ON YOU, STEVIE. I COUNTED ON YOU. AND YOU HAVE LET US DOWN.
NOW, LET YOUR BLOOD BE A REMINDER TO THOSE WHO SHOULD SEEK TO DESTROY THE HARD WORK OF THOSE AROUND THEM. LOOK UPON MY DEMANDS AND DESPAIR, YE UNHOLY FIENDS. MAY YOUR SACRIFICE BRING GLORY AND GREATNESS TO THOSE WHO REVEL IN RED SHOWERS FROM THE SKY. THE FLESH AND THE KNIFE SHALL BECOME ONE.
MY WISHES ARE KNOWN.
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ĒÑD TRÅÑŠMÏŠŠÏØÑ. // รเ๓ยɭคՇเ๏ภ ﻮ๏๔ร
DUO!
UNUS!
NIHIL! NIHIL! NIHIL!
I RESPECT MY TEAMMATES. I AM PROUD TO BE A PYTHON. I LOVE FOOTBALL AND NACHOS.
AND YET, ON THIS DAY.. I MUST DEMAND THE LETTING OF BLOOD. A GREAT SIN HAS BEEN COMMITTED UPON THE HOLIEST OF HOUSES. THE SANCTITY OF OUR CONSECRATED GRIDIRON HAS BEEN TARNISHED BY THE FOWLEST OF FEET. I AM OF COURSE REFERRING TO MY TEAMMATE, WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A BOT, STEVIE LICKS.
STEVIE'S DEATH WILL NOT BE IN VAIN, OF COURSE. I HOPE STEVIE MAY UNDERSTAND THIS IS PURELY ABOUT METRICS, AND NOT ABOUT THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER. STEVIE IS A GREAT PERSON. VERY FUN PRESENCE IN THE LOCKER ROOM. MAKES GREAT JOKES ABOUT POLITICS AND THE INSURANCE INDUSTRY. ON THE FIELD, HOWEVER, THERE IS ANOTHER STORY. A TALE THAT I WOULD NOT REGALE TO MY OWN KIN, LET ALONE A FRIEND OR EVEN A STRANGER.
STEVIE HAS MADE 14 OUT OF 23 KICKS THIS SEASON. THAT IS GOOD FOR A 60.9% FG SUCCESS RATE. TO PUT THAT IN CONTEXT, YOUR CHANCES OF BEING SUMMONED TO THE UNDERWORLD ONLY TO BE EATEN BY A SHARK ARE 15 IN 23. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A HIGHER LIKELIHOOD OF BEING CONDEMNED TO ETERNAL DAMNATION THAN STEVIE HAS OF MAKING A FIELD GOAL.
OUR TEAM COUNTED ON YOU, STEVIE. I COUNTED ON YOU. AND YOU HAVE LET US DOWN.
NOW, LET YOUR BLOOD BE A REMINDER TO THOSE WHO SHOULD SEEK TO DESTROY THE HARD WORK OF THOSE AROUND THEM. LOOK UPON MY DEMANDS AND DESPAIR, YE UNHOLY FIENDS. MAY YOUR SACRIFICE BRING GLORY AND GREATNESS TO THOSE WHO REVEL IN RED SHOWERS FROM THE SKY. THE FLESH AND THE KNIFE SHALL BECOME ONE.
MY WISHES ARE KNOWN.
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ĒÑD TRÅÑŠMÏŠŠÏØÑ. // รเ๓ยɭคՇเ๏ภ ﻮ๏๔ร