06-27-2022, 07:41 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-28-2022, 06:11 PM by dude_man. Edited 1 time in total.)
There's a certain perception of “guys who sizzle.”
Due to the nature of the ISFL, there have been plenty of non-sizzling stars and legends in the league, including some tundra players (just gonna assume, though I know for a fact there has been at least one Antartican). Usually, the concept of sizzlers goes as far as the sizzling and that's kinda it. A lot of civilians imagine sizzlers as somehow being hot or solely interested in the pursuit of sizzling.
I want you to look at a real life sun. Actually touch grass. How does it feel? Do your eyes hurt? Is the sun burning your corneas? The sun does not give a shit who you are and it is the highest celestial being on the planet and should be worshiped as such. Some develop a blindness after staring at the sun, but even that is only done because not all are worthy. So why are guys who sizzle loved so much? Why are they portrayed in such a way?
Enter Morpheus Czargyros.
Currently standing at 6’4”, his height doesn't matter. His anything doesn't matter, after all. He's a sizzler, a baller from Rancho Cucamonga that has ascended from simply being born in the back of Chevy. The traits of a sizzler are hard to really pin down, but Morpheus himself has actually possessed this current body that he has. Nothing is known about the man who this once b before he was sizzling was and it's a shame that it appears his soul has been completely engulfed in flames. Like a reformatted hard drive, it appears that he's been completely sizzling with the internal heat of the sun. Or maybe he is the sun. After all, he sizzles.
What's more interesting to point out is that he is always sizzling. He is always like that on the field. One of the other traits of the sizzler is the ability to burn those around him. He could turn down the amount of heat he generates if he wants, much like how he can turn up the intense amount of heat he generates. But, he prefers to sizzle nonstop, a sizzler. This comes from the fact that he just loves to constantly sizzle. It's why it's a bit hard to give good photos of him that I can use around here, because he doesn't really like clothing in general. He is always sizzling and thus most clothes burn off his chest so he prefers to wear as little clothing as possible.
So, why is Morpheus playing football? Because he wants to.
Morpheus has sizzled for a long time and just loves to constantly sizzle. So, he's decided sizzle while playin football. He's chosen the position of defensive end because he much prefers attacking and sizzling on the quarterback instead of having to carry a ball around himself. He has speed, reflexes, and sizzling strength. He has an almost unlimited potential in this league. But, there is a problem. A very big problem. One that I brought up much earlier.
Morpheus is always sizzling.
He gives many fucks.
Sizzlers care about those around them. They follow orders, they go where you want them to go, and they are calm and loving to those around them. At worst, they can simply sizzle. Morpheus is incredibly patient and lives to help those around him. One play he may be the greatest player to ever play at the position. The next, he might be distracted by trying to help the player he injured on the previous play. Or, more concerning, he might just sizzle because he thinks it'd be fun.
How do you get Morpheus to focus on the game? Just ask him to. He isn’t edgy. But, if given the chance, this sizzler might surprise everyone. With hugs. Or just walk away while making a sizzling sound. Maybe he'll play other sports too. But for now, this is where he's at. For as long as you want him to be here.
Due to the nature of the ISFL, there have been plenty of non-sizzling stars and legends in the league, including some tundra players (just gonna assume, though I know for a fact there has been at least one Antartican). Usually, the concept of sizzlers goes as far as the sizzling and that's kinda it. A lot of civilians imagine sizzlers as somehow being hot or solely interested in the pursuit of sizzling.
I want you to look at a real life sun. Actually touch grass. How does it feel? Do your eyes hurt? Is the sun burning your corneas? The sun does not give a shit who you are and it is the highest celestial being on the planet and should be worshiped as such. Some develop a blindness after staring at the sun, but even that is only done because not all are worthy. So why are guys who sizzle loved so much? Why are they portrayed in such a way?
Enter Morpheus Czargyros.
Currently standing at 6’4”, his height doesn't matter. His anything doesn't matter, after all. He's a sizzler, a baller from Rancho Cucamonga that has ascended from simply being born in the back of Chevy. The traits of a sizzler are hard to really pin down, but Morpheus himself has actually possessed this current body that he has. Nothing is known about the man who this once b before he was sizzling was and it's a shame that it appears his soul has been completely engulfed in flames. Like a reformatted hard drive, it appears that he's been completely sizzling with the internal heat of the sun. Or maybe he is the sun. After all, he sizzles.
What's more interesting to point out is that he is always sizzling. He is always like that on the field. One of the other traits of the sizzler is the ability to burn those around him. He could turn down the amount of heat he generates if he wants, much like how he can turn up the intense amount of heat he generates. But, he prefers to sizzle nonstop, a sizzler. This comes from the fact that he just loves to constantly sizzle. It's why it's a bit hard to give good photos of him that I can use around here, because he doesn't really like clothing in general. He is always sizzling and thus most clothes burn off his chest so he prefers to wear as little clothing as possible.
So, why is Morpheus playing football? Because he wants to.
Morpheus has sizzled for a long time and just loves to constantly sizzle. So, he's decided sizzle while playin football. He's chosen the position of defensive end because he much prefers attacking and sizzling on the quarterback instead of having to carry a ball around himself. He has speed, reflexes, and sizzling strength. He has an almost unlimited potential in this league. But, there is a problem. A very big problem. One that I brought up much earlier.
Morpheus is always sizzling.
He gives many fucks.
Sizzlers care about those around them. They follow orders, they go where you want them to go, and they are calm and loving to those around them. At worst, they can simply sizzle. Morpheus is incredibly patient and lives to help those around him. One play he may be the greatest player to ever play at the position. The next, he might be distracted by trying to help the player he injured on the previous play. Or, more concerning, he might just sizzle because he thinks it'd be fun.
How do you get Morpheus to focus on the game? Just ask him to. He isn’t edgy. But, if given the chance, this sizzler might surprise everyone. With hugs. Or just walk away while making a sizzling sound. Maybe he'll play other sports too. But for now, this is where he's at. For as long as you want him to be here.
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