01-28-2023, 01:41 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-29-2023, 09:20 AM by Aneeqs. Edited 1 time in total.)
I'm going to be going over all of the DSFL teams and give them a ranking. Before I start I would like to mention that I'm just doing this for the rookie tasks, and none of this is serious. I don't know shit about football.
Kansas City Coyotes
I can't think of this team without thinking about the Arizona Coyotes of the NHL. And they suck. Hopefully Kansas City has better luck with that branding.
Ranking: 12/19
London Royals
This team was foolish enough to pick me in the first round so that says everything you need to know. We have cool discord emotes so they get some points for that.
Ranking: boing/14
Minnesota Grey Ducks
I never know how to spell grey/gray so it's a dumb word. Also why are the ducks grey
Ranking: 4/7
Portland Pythons
Pythons are cool. I have no other insight on this team so I'll leave it at that
Ranking: 9/snek
Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I had to look up where Bondi Beach was. Clearly my Australian geography knowledge is lacking.
No ranking cause the number system is probably upside down in Australia
Dallas Birddogs
I might just be really dumb but I don't know what a birddog is. Not looking it up. Cool team colors though
Ranking: bird/dog
Norfolk SeaWolves
This team picked me up as a DFA and we had a run to the finals, that's pretty nice
Ranking: 6/11
Tijuana Luchadores
This team drafted noted bust @ItsFrenchie so that says it all.
Ranking: 83/142
Jokes aside I'm sure all these teams are amazing, but this makes the media more fun for me to write so don't take any of this seriously lol
Kansas City Coyotes
I can't think of this team without thinking about the Arizona Coyotes of the NHL. And they suck. Hopefully Kansas City has better luck with that branding.
Ranking: 12/19
London Royals
This team was foolish enough to pick me in the first round so that says everything you need to know. We have cool discord emotes so they get some points for that.
Ranking: boing/14
Minnesota Grey Ducks
I never know how to spell grey/gray so it's a dumb word. Also why are the ducks grey
Ranking: 4/7
Portland Pythons
Pythons are cool. I have no other insight on this team so I'll leave it at that
Ranking: 9/snek
Bondi Beach Buccaneers
I had to look up where Bondi Beach was. Clearly my Australian geography knowledge is lacking.
No ranking cause the number system is probably upside down in Australia
Dallas Birddogs
I might just be really dumb but I don't know what a birddog is. Not looking it up. Cool team colors though
Ranking: bird/dog
Norfolk SeaWolves
This team picked me up as a DFA and we had a run to the finals, that's pretty nice
Ranking: 6/11
Tijuana Luchadores
This team drafted noted bust @ItsFrenchie so that says it all.
Ranking: 83/142
Jokes aside I'm sure all these teams are amazing, but this makes the media more fun for me to write so don't take any of this seriously lol