02-15-2023, 09:31 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-22-2023, 01:52 AM by dude_man. Edited 9 times in total.)
Hey everyone, jollyjiggs here with the nicest legs in the industry, Legs McMillion. Legs is a return specialist wide receiver, and just like me, he is new here. With the draft only one day away, we thought now would be the best time to let the world get to know us a little better. Please feel free to ask anything and everything to the both of us!
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@furiousPanda
1 - How are you enjoying the league?
2 - Which team would you want to draft you?
3 - Any team you want to avoid?
4 - How fast are you?
5 - What is a birddog?
1. I'm enjoying the league a lot! I love diving into random parts of the forum and nerding out in them. I had a fun time looking at all the different position archetypes, the write-ups and graphs for those were really well done. The scouting conversations were also really interesting! I wasn't expecting them, so it made me really feel like Legs McMillion could matter in the league. It was honestly super cool and probably what helped me maintain activity at a time I'm assuming a lot of new people start to drop off.
2. That's hard to say. I think I would want to be drafted by any team that reached out to me. I had pretty good conversations with most of them! The first two that reached out to me were the Luchadores and the Seawolves, so they hold a special place in my heart. I also was having really good conversation with Kansas City, but somehow I forgot to respond to one of their messages so I am just now realizing I essentially left them on read which is probably not a good look for an aspiring rookie.
3. I wouldn't necessarily say I want to avoid these two teams, but Legs McMillion was not contacted by the Royals or the Buccaneers, so it seems unlikely he would go to either. I am personally a fan of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers though, so it would be pretty cool to play under that name! Really though, Legs is okay with being drafted by either team, but he just hopes they did their homework on him to make sure he is a good fit since they did not speak to each other.
4. Legs McMillion is pretty quick. He doesn't have to worry about building upper body strength like most people do, so his legs are thicc and fast. He won gold in the 100m dash in the previous Paralympics for his class.
5. Legs thinks a birddog is a type of hot dog- but he's not too sure since he doesn't have eyes.
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@WrittinDirectino
1. How do you eat? I'm sorry if this comes across as offensive, I'm genuinely curious.
2. I'm guessing you had to come up with many unique techniques and methods to become the player you are today. What was it like and how was it mentally?
1. No worries, Legs gets questions like this all the time! He actually does not need to eat, as he does not have a heart that needs blood to fuel him. Doctors aren't exactly sure how it works, but their best guess is that he works similar to a car battery, he essentially charges himself by running.
2. Legs most impressive technique is his stiff arm. It's quite interesting to watch, considering he doesn't have arms. He basically just leans in with his waist, and defenders are so used to anticipating a stiff arm that they just go down on their own. Mentally, Legs doesn't have too many issues. He lacks many of the mental challenges most people would face since he lacks a brain to process stress. Still, life can be hard sometimes. This previous Valentine's Day he spent eating dinner alone in a Waffle House.
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@wizard_literal
1. How often do you buy new shoes Mr. Legs?
2. Is there a particular shoe brand which you prefer?
1. Legs buys shoes pretty frequently. He has extra money to spend on them since he doesn't need to buy shirts, coats, and hats. He also tears through them quickly.
2. He says that he can't go based on style since he doesn't really know what the shoes look like, so he just goes for comfort. Thus, his answer is Dr Scholl's.
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@Ultimatedestroye
1. Did you ever want to do a different sport for a career, like Track and Field?
2. How has you relationship with former S41 Rookies been
3. Draft day is coming up, do you have any predictions where you might land or what round you might go into
1. Legs really likes to run, and has previously competed in the Paralympics (he received gold in the 100m dash and did not place in discus). However, he finds more joy out of surprising people and being the underdog. No one expects him to catch a pass or a kick return, so he wants to do that.
2. I think Legs has enjoyed the camaraderie of his prospect bowl team, the Shelbyville Stallions. He has a lot of respect for fellow Stallions newbie wide receiver @"ruffleSean18" Sean Robinson and his passion for the game.
3. It's so hard to tell! Legs has been mocked all across the board, and even not on the board at all. With such a big draft class and with so many receivers in it, he can only hope he made an impression on one of the GM's he spoke with. I am predicting Legs to go somewhere in the 4th or 5th round.
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@Twenty6
1) Please describe your catching technique.
2) Are you allowed to ride on any rollercoasters?
3) What is your take on wearing socks with sandals?
4) What happens when you are challenged to a game of Rock Paper Scissors?
1. Legs' catching technique is to essentially line himself up with exactly where the ball will land, so perfectly that it gently plops right onto his waist-hole.
2. Legs isn't tall enough to ride most rides, but typically operators feel too awkward pointing that out to him so they just strap him in and hope for the best.
3. jolly jiggs speaking here, socks and sandals are FINE. If someone is wearing socks and sandals, they aren't doing it to impress anyone so just let them be! Legs McMillion vehemently disagrees with this and says it should be outlawed by the United Nations.
4. Legs plays his own version of this game called "Left Foot, Right Foot, No Foot". He currently has a personal record of 29-3.
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Well everyone, with the draft a mere three hours away it looks like this presser should probably wrap up. Thanks for all the great questions, and good luck to all of the other rookies in the draft!
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@furiousPanda
1 - How are you enjoying the league?
2 - Which team would you want to draft you?
3 - Any team you want to avoid?
4 - How fast are you?
5 - What is a birddog?
1. I'm enjoying the league a lot! I love diving into random parts of the forum and nerding out in them. I had a fun time looking at all the different position archetypes, the write-ups and graphs for those were really well done. The scouting conversations were also really interesting! I wasn't expecting them, so it made me really feel like Legs McMillion could matter in the league. It was honestly super cool and probably what helped me maintain activity at a time I'm assuming a lot of new people start to drop off.
2. That's hard to say. I think I would want to be drafted by any team that reached out to me. I had pretty good conversations with most of them! The first two that reached out to me were the Luchadores and the Seawolves, so they hold a special place in my heart. I also was having really good conversation with Kansas City, but somehow I forgot to respond to one of their messages so I am just now realizing I essentially left them on read which is probably not a good look for an aspiring rookie.
3. I wouldn't necessarily say I want to avoid these two teams, but Legs McMillion was not contacted by the Royals or the Buccaneers, so it seems unlikely he would go to either. I am personally a fan of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers though, so it would be pretty cool to play under that name! Really though, Legs is okay with being drafted by either team, but he just hopes they did their homework on him to make sure he is a good fit since they did not speak to each other.
4. Legs McMillion is pretty quick. He doesn't have to worry about building upper body strength like most people do, so his legs are thicc and fast. He won gold in the 100m dash in the previous Paralympics for his class.
5. Legs thinks a birddog is a type of hot dog- but he's not too sure since he doesn't have eyes.
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@WrittinDirectino
1. How do you eat? I'm sorry if this comes across as offensive, I'm genuinely curious.
2. I'm guessing you had to come up with many unique techniques and methods to become the player you are today. What was it like and how was it mentally?
1. No worries, Legs gets questions like this all the time! He actually does not need to eat, as he does not have a heart that needs blood to fuel him. Doctors aren't exactly sure how it works, but their best guess is that he works similar to a car battery, he essentially charges himself by running.
2. Legs most impressive technique is his stiff arm. It's quite interesting to watch, considering he doesn't have arms. He basically just leans in with his waist, and defenders are so used to anticipating a stiff arm that they just go down on their own. Mentally, Legs doesn't have too many issues. He lacks many of the mental challenges most people would face since he lacks a brain to process stress. Still, life can be hard sometimes. This previous Valentine's Day he spent eating dinner alone in a Waffle House.
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@wizard_literal
1. How often do you buy new shoes Mr. Legs?
2. Is there a particular shoe brand which you prefer?
1. Legs buys shoes pretty frequently. He has extra money to spend on them since he doesn't need to buy shirts, coats, and hats. He also tears through them quickly.
2. He says that he can't go based on style since he doesn't really know what the shoes look like, so he just goes for comfort. Thus, his answer is Dr Scholl's.
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@Ultimatedestroye
1. Did you ever want to do a different sport for a career, like Track and Field?
2. How has you relationship with former S41 Rookies been
3. Draft day is coming up, do you have any predictions where you might land or what round you might go into
1. Legs really likes to run, and has previously competed in the Paralympics (he received gold in the 100m dash and did not place in discus). However, he finds more joy out of surprising people and being the underdog. No one expects him to catch a pass or a kick return, so he wants to do that.
2. I think Legs has enjoyed the camaraderie of his prospect bowl team, the Shelbyville Stallions. He has a lot of respect for fellow Stallions newbie wide receiver @"ruffleSean18" Sean Robinson and his passion for the game.
3. It's so hard to tell! Legs has been mocked all across the board, and even not on the board at all. With such a big draft class and with so many receivers in it, he can only hope he made an impression on one of the GM's he spoke with. I am predicting Legs to go somewhere in the 4th or 5th round.
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@Twenty6
1) Please describe your catching technique.
2) Are you allowed to ride on any rollercoasters?
3) What is your take on wearing socks with sandals?
4) What happens when you are challenged to a game of Rock Paper Scissors?
1. Legs' catching technique is to essentially line himself up with exactly where the ball will land, so perfectly that it gently plops right onto his waist-hole.
2. Legs isn't tall enough to ride most rides, but typically operators feel too awkward pointing that out to him so they just strap him in and hope for the best.
3. jolly jiggs speaking here, socks and sandals are FINE. If someone is wearing socks and sandals, they aren't doing it to impress anyone so just let them be! Legs McMillion vehemently disagrees with this and says it should be outlawed by the United Nations.
4. Legs plays his own version of this game called "Left Foot, Right Foot, No Foot". He currently has a personal record of 29-3.
--
Well everyone, with the draft a mere three hours away it looks like this presser should probably wrap up. Thanks for all the great questions, and good luck to all of the other rookies in the draft!