03-03-2024, 11:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-09-2024, 05:00 PM by xenosthelegend. Edited 1 time in total.)
Here is my pre-playoffs mock draft. I am sure this will surely not cause as much controversy as my color rush rankings. The basis of my rankings is on total TPE, as the players with the most TPE are most likely the ones with the most impact (in a vacuum). Higher number > lower number. This does not take into account various strategies or how efficiently the TPE are assigned. I am releasing the top 14 TPE numbers, but the rest of the list will only be available to the team who drafts me (definitely not a bribe, because if that's enough to bribe a team I'm concerned)
Also, I am not tagging all the users, and I apologize for that now (if that is standard practice). To be completely frank, I'm too lazy for that.
HON 1.01
Dunkler Sowerwine
Minnesota Grey Ducks
DE
TPE: 261
HON 1.02 - (From NOLA)
Maria Teresa de la Rosa
Bondi Beach Buccaneers
WR
TPE: 260
BER 1.03 -
- Bugs
Bondi Beach Buccaneers
QB
TPE: 257
COL 1.04 -
Puddles O'Duck
Tijuana Luchadores
QB
TPE: 256
NYS 1.05 -
K.C. Gordon
Tijuana Luchadores
LB
TPE: 253
CTC 1.06 -
SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler
Dallas Birddogs
CB
TPE: 250
CHI 1.07 -
Elijah Dyson
Norfolk Seawolves
QB
TPE: 250
SJS 1.08 -
Swantavius Stack
Portland Pythons
OL
TPE: 247
YKW 1.09 -
Walter Yensid
Bondi Beach Buccaneers
CB
TPE: 245
AUS 1.10 -
Roquefort Cotswald
Norfolk Seawolves
CB
TPE: 245
SJS 1.11 - (From SAR)
Lane Wilson
London Royals
WR
TPE: 243
OCO 1.12 -
Brad Woof
Portland Pythons
WR
TPE: 242
BAL 1.13 -
Tim Riggins
Kansas City Coyotes
WR
TPE: 239
ARI 1.14 -
Grzegorz Winnicki
Tijuana Luchadores
LB
TPE: 237
Potential Second Rounders:
Reginald Hammerfall, JJ What, Sewage Joe Fantringham, Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man, Huge Yakman, McDripsen McDropsen, Luke Laraque, Will Nuck, Lyle Robideaux, Dominic Reynolds, Bean Beanman III, Russell Jimmies, Eric Beaty Jr., Mooty Poop-Eater
Potential Third Rounders:
Soul King Brook, Speed Hawk, Maurice Gunner, GoTo http://imnegs.net/, Julian Rose, Jonathan Irons, Upceti Spaghetti, Dason Dehorn, Bob Kronkowski, Tony Scaletta, D'Glester Hardunkichud, South West, Meo Stickyhands-McGee, Tyler Higbee II
Potential Fourth Rounders:
Toller Retriever, Matt Wilkins, Long Snapper, Jack Destroyer, Hollywood Tez, Anthony Simmons III, Rush Hardman, Hex Waters II, Brandon Johnson, Roman Alexander, Edith Nickelback, Treyverion Bernardrick, Lloyd Boernsteen, - Bunny
Potential Fifth Rounders:
Dee Fernandez, Honorius Salvator, Gucci Gurley, Kiwi Flapjacks, Ryan Joseph, Derek Becker, Johnathan ByWater, So Gringo, Hamm Hargreaves, Demarcus Brothers, Doug Mango, LaMarcus Love, Jeffrey Jefferson, Raffi Turnbull
Potential Sixth Rounders:
James Linch, Cameron Gold, J'von Williams, Brennan Kennedy II, Ricky Ray, Tar XF, Roman Furchi, Logan McGinnis, Jack Mancuso, Waldo McCrunchy, Jah'cee Collins
Drafted per DSFL team (first round):
BBB - 3
TIJ - 3
POR - 2
NOR - 2
MIN - 1
KCC -1
LON - 1
DAL - 1
I didn't mean to miss or disrespect any of my fellow S47 Rookies. Obviously, personality, activity, and positions will likely be factors to the ISFL front offices. However, this is a list driven purely by numbers, and numbers are objective and measurable.
Also, I am not tagging all the users, and I apologize for that now (if that is standard practice). To be completely frank, I'm too lazy for that.
HON 1.01
Dunkler Sowerwine
Minnesota Grey Ducks
DE
TPE: 261
HON 1.02 - (From NOLA)
Maria Teresa de la Rosa
Bondi Beach Buccaneers
WR
TPE: 260
BER 1.03 -
- Bugs
Bondi Beach Buccaneers
QB
TPE: 257
COL 1.04 -
Puddles O'Duck
Tijuana Luchadores
QB
TPE: 256
NYS 1.05 -
K.C. Gordon
Tijuana Luchadores
LB
TPE: 253
CTC 1.06 -
SkibidiGyat OhioRizzler
Dallas Birddogs
CB
TPE: 250
CHI 1.07 -
Elijah Dyson
Norfolk Seawolves
QB
TPE: 250
SJS 1.08 -
Swantavius Stack
Portland Pythons
OL
TPE: 247
YKW 1.09 -
Walter Yensid
Bondi Beach Buccaneers
CB
TPE: 245
AUS 1.10 -
Roquefort Cotswald
Norfolk Seawolves
CB
TPE: 245
SJS 1.11 - (From SAR)
Lane Wilson
London Royals
WR
TPE: 243
OCO 1.12 -
Brad Woof
Portland Pythons
WR
TPE: 242
BAL 1.13 -
Tim Riggins
Kansas City Coyotes
WR
TPE: 239
ARI 1.14 -
Grzegorz Winnicki
Tijuana Luchadores
LB
TPE: 237
Potential Second Rounders:
Reginald Hammerfall, JJ What, Sewage Joe Fantringham, Ranch-Pizza Pizza-Man, Huge Yakman, McDripsen McDropsen, Luke Laraque, Will Nuck, Lyle Robideaux, Dominic Reynolds, Bean Beanman III, Russell Jimmies, Eric Beaty Jr., Mooty Poop-Eater
Potential Third Rounders:
Soul King Brook, Speed Hawk, Maurice Gunner, GoTo http://imnegs.net/, Julian Rose, Jonathan Irons, Upceti Spaghetti, Dason Dehorn, Bob Kronkowski, Tony Scaletta, D'Glester Hardunkichud, South West, Meo Stickyhands-McGee, Tyler Higbee II
Potential Fourth Rounders:
Toller Retriever, Matt Wilkins, Long Snapper, Jack Destroyer, Hollywood Tez, Anthony Simmons III, Rush Hardman, Hex Waters II, Brandon Johnson, Roman Alexander, Edith Nickelback, Treyverion Bernardrick, Lloyd Boernsteen, - Bunny
Potential Fifth Rounders:
Dee Fernandez, Honorius Salvator, Gucci Gurley, Kiwi Flapjacks, Ryan Joseph, Derek Becker, Johnathan ByWater, So Gringo, Hamm Hargreaves, Demarcus Brothers, Doug Mango, LaMarcus Love, Jeffrey Jefferson, Raffi Turnbull
Potential Sixth Rounders:
James Linch, Cameron Gold, J'von Williams, Brennan Kennedy II, Ricky Ray, Tar XF, Roman Furchi, Logan McGinnis, Jack Mancuso, Waldo McCrunchy, Jah'cee Collins
Drafted per DSFL team (first round):
BBB - 3
TIJ - 3
POR - 2
NOR - 2
MIN - 1
KCC -1
LON - 1
DAL - 1
I didn't mean to miss or disrespect any of my fellow S47 Rookies. Obviously, personality, activity, and positions will likely be factors to the ISFL front offices. However, this is a list driven purely by numbers, and numbers are objective and measurable.