07-17-2024, 11:57 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-18-2024, 09:25 PM by wetwilleh. Edited 1 time in total.)
First of all, I would like to apologize to all the general managers, players, coaches and cheerleaders ... well maybe not the cheerleaders....for the results of my actions after I mixed Bush Beans with my banana protein shake. I realize my actions may have caused considerable mental and emotional trauma (not to mention the evacuation of El Santo Coliseo and I take full responsibility for my actions. I promise to reconsider my dietary choices going forwards and, if I am allowed to continue to participate in this great league, I will strive to make better choices. Again, my sincerest apologies to all who may have been affected by my poor decisions. Thank you and good luck with your future endeavors. Now, if you will excuse me, I am about to use a milkshake to wash down my salmon dinner.
From the law firm representing the Tjuana Luchadores: We deny any and all allegations that suggest Holden Affart is the reason for the toxic gas release that caused the city of Tijuana to be evacuated. Furthermore, a cease-and-desist order has been filed with Judge Croney to stop all media publications from printing these scandalous lies. We also are obligated by contractual agreement to mention that Jason is the best running back in the developmental league.
From the law firm representing the Tjuana Luchadores: We deny any and all allegations that suggest Holden Affart is the reason for the toxic gas release that caused the city of Tijuana to be evacuated. Furthermore, a cease-and-desist order has been filed with Judge Croney to stop all media publications from printing these scandalous lies. We also are obligated by contractual agreement to mention that Jason is the best running back in the developmental league.