Tier 2: 11. Write a short biography or story about your player. This could include background about how they came to the ISFL and how they’ve done so far, a story about their role in an exciting game, or anything else related to their experience in the league.
Growing up as a young lad in the hills of Wales, McDripsen was always drawn to the unknown. What lay on the back side of the mountains? Who waits for him on the other side of the pasture he grew up on? What opportunity can he find, be it in Wales or elsewhere? McDripsen, the son of two professors, was always pressured to go into the world of academia. His childhood persisted of days filled with books, books, and more books. His mind went to places that only the written word can take him. He excelled in math, writing, reading, and everything else school had to offer. But his heart yearned for something more. Something he couldn't put his very adept mind to. Fast forward to the present day. McDripsen McDropsen, draftee of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He found his passion. Playing football at Johns Hopkins while leading lectures as the head statistics professor was a challenge, yes. As was his upbringing in the hills. But he has found his passion. He found where he belongs. it all started last season. He decided, out of the blue, to drop his entire life. His parents, since the time he was 5, had his whole life planned out. Graduate secondary school at 13, play rugby at Cardiff while getting two separate doctorates. Afterwards, change the view of modern mathematics and rewrite the history books in terms of statistics. Yet, no. What all of the research that him and his parents did could not account for passion. McDripsen McDropsen is no longer following the plan that was laid out for him, before he got a chance to say no. Football, the ISFL, and taking control of his own destiny. That is the plan that McDripsen has decided for himself. And he's ready for it.
301 words.
13. Choose a team or player to write about that isn’t your own. What did they do well in the last season? Have they shown any drastic improvements from previous years? What could they do better?
There have been few teams in the history of organized sports that have shown a level of dominance as the Season 45 Tijuana Luchadores. It has shades of teams like the 2013 Miami Heat. Tijuana did not seem to have anything that they didn't do well. They were first in the DSFl in 5 out of 8 possible categories. Offensive and defensive points, offensive and defensive yards, and rushing defense. The other three categories? Rushing offense, 2nd in the DSFL. They were third in the league in passing offense and defense. That level of dominance is absolutely outstanding. And it seemed like every other team had a completely different class of player. At quarterback, C. G. Breezy Jr. had the highest QBR in the league (by far) with a rating of 112.3. He also led the league in completion percentage, completing 66.4 percent of passes. He also threw for 33 TDs, second in the DSFL. But LeBron needed Bosh and Wade to make it as far as they did, and Breezy was not without help. 14 of his 33 TD passes went to wide receiver Pitter Patter, who totaled 80 catches for 1286 yards, good for third best in the league. Running Back Dan Levin also rushed for 9 TDs and 902 yards, adding the essential Tijuana ground game. But for as good as the offense was, the defense was the star of the season. The linebacking duo of Iman Outlaw and Billy Ennair held down the middle of the field, totaling 204 tackles between the two. On the season, the defense totaled 36 sacks, 18 interceptions, 81 passes defended, and 3 defensive touchdowns. Tijuana showed this season what it means to be a Lucha. I was a Lucha back in S26, and let me tell you, we did not have an almost undefeated season. We barely snuck into the playoffs 1 of my 2 years. It is a season that won't be forgotten by any Luchadore fan.
328 Words
Growing up as a young lad in the hills of Wales, McDripsen was always drawn to the unknown. What lay on the back side of the mountains? Who waits for him on the other side of the pasture he grew up on? What opportunity can he find, be it in Wales or elsewhere? McDripsen, the son of two professors, was always pressured to go into the world of academia. His childhood persisted of days filled with books, books, and more books. His mind went to places that only the written word can take him. He excelled in math, writing, reading, and everything else school had to offer. But his heart yearned for something more. Something he couldn't put his very adept mind to. Fast forward to the present day. McDripsen McDropsen, draftee of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. He found his passion. Playing football at Johns Hopkins while leading lectures as the head statistics professor was a challenge, yes. As was his upbringing in the hills. But he has found his passion. He found where he belongs. it all started last season. He decided, out of the blue, to drop his entire life. His parents, since the time he was 5, had his whole life planned out. Graduate secondary school at 13, play rugby at Cardiff while getting two separate doctorates. Afterwards, change the view of modern mathematics and rewrite the history books in terms of statistics. Yet, no. What all of the research that him and his parents did could not account for passion. McDripsen McDropsen is no longer following the plan that was laid out for him, before he got a chance to say no. Football, the ISFL, and taking control of his own destiny. That is the plan that McDripsen has decided for himself. And he's ready for it.
301 words.
13. Choose a team or player to write about that isn’t your own. What did they do well in the last season? Have they shown any drastic improvements from previous years? What could they do better?
There have been few teams in the history of organized sports that have shown a level of dominance as the Season 45 Tijuana Luchadores. It has shades of teams like the 2013 Miami Heat. Tijuana did not seem to have anything that they didn't do well. They were first in the DSFl in 5 out of 8 possible categories. Offensive and defensive points, offensive and defensive yards, and rushing defense. The other three categories? Rushing offense, 2nd in the DSFL. They were third in the league in passing offense and defense. That level of dominance is absolutely outstanding. And it seemed like every other team had a completely different class of player. At quarterback, C. G. Breezy Jr. had the highest QBR in the league (by far) with a rating of 112.3. He also led the league in completion percentage, completing 66.4 percent of passes. He also threw for 33 TDs, second in the DSFL. But LeBron needed Bosh and Wade to make it as far as they did, and Breezy was not without help. 14 of his 33 TD passes went to wide receiver Pitter Patter, who totaled 80 catches for 1286 yards, good for third best in the league. Running Back Dan Levin also rushed for 9 TDs and 902 yards, adding the essential Tijuana ground game. But for as good as the offense was, the defense was the star of the season. The linebacking duo of Iman Outlaw and Billy Ennair held down the middle of the field, totaling 204 tackles between the two. On the season, the defense totaled 36 sacks, 18 interceptions, 81 passes defended, and 3 defensive touchdowns. Tijuana showed this season what it means to be a Lucha. I was a Lucha back in S26, and let me tell you, we did not have an almost undefeated season. We barely snuck into the playoffs 1 of my 2 years. It is a season that won't be forgotten by any Luchadore fan.
328 Words