Activity Check #315

[ForSucksFake]

Anakin Skywalker

[Nathan]

Nathan Meagher

[hemhem]

La'Fluke Paris-Johnson 

[scorycory]

Myrtle Beach Tolliver

[nunccoepi]

Adrian St. Christmas

[crazylemire]

Great KHALI

[Dextaria]

Beniri T'Chawama

[CLG Rampage]

Toxic

[WhatInTheCTF]

Well, where do I even start? Lord Farquaad is undoubtedly the best villain in all of cinema history, and there's really no contest. For starters, his hair is perfectly coiffed, and his fashion sense is unmatched - I mean, who else could pull off wearing a cape with such style and panache?

But it's not just his impeccable sense of style that makes Lord Farquaad the best villain ever. He's got the brains to match his brawn - or lack thereof, I suppose. His plan to rid Duloc of all fairy tale creatures is diabolical in its simplicity, and his desire to marry Princess Fiona for his own selfish gain is truly twisted.

And let's not forget his classic one-liners, like "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make." I mean, who hasn't quoted that line at least once in their life? His wit and charm make him all the more dangerous, and his small stature only adds to his aura of villainy.

So, there you have it - Lord Farquaad is the best villain in cinema history, hands down. Anyone who disagrees clearly hasn't seen Shrek enough times to appreciate his greatness.

[lennylyons]

Lenny Lyons Jr.