Fuck, I've just had to write something similar in the wiki task so here I go re-writing it for this one. As Mooty Poop-Eater was abandoned in Scotland by his family he could very easily have gone a different route other than CB. At a young age his athletics profile had him playing wing in the local rugby team, whilst he was very fast, he didn't have the stamina to run on the pitch for 80 minutes a game. There was something in his blood that stopped him doing it. He also felt like there should've been more breaks to allow him to be force fed adverts for toys he didn't have or blue pills he found in his foster parents bathroom.
There was a juncture in his young career - learn to get fitter and shirk those innner urges and needs for breaks, or set up a football team in Dumfries and follow his ancestry
There was a juncture in his young career - learn to get fitter and shirk those innner urges and needs for breaks, or set up a football team in Dumfries and follow his ancestry