Championship game recap: In what was a brilliant fight between the Marshals and the Coyotes ended in a spectacular finish. Going into the second quarter the Coyotes lead 7-3 off of a Robby Rainey touchdown vs the Coyotes field goal. With a quick score the Coyotes lead 13-3 (courtesy of a missed field goal). The marshals would then drive down the field and kick a short field goal to make the score 13-6. The Marshals then decided to stop toying with their prey, going on a vicious spree. it involved another field goal by Darkapple and a short touchdown run by Mike Vick to make the game 16-13. After a moment of rest the great Willy Nyquist ran for an incredible 80 yard touchdown scamper. After a made extra point the game was all but over. Coyote fans all over were crushed after blowing the 13-3 lead, but marshals were celebrating all over. Darkapple made a case for himself for MVP as he finished with 11 total points, but it was Nyquist who went OFF for a total of 155 total rushing yards. In what was a spectacular game, with twists and turns and changes of the lead, the Marshals walked away with their first ultimini in a long time.
Going to Disneyland: Mike Boss HAS to be crowned MVP of the ultimus. I mean how can you not crown the man with a plan? Boss threw the pig skin (rip pigsnout) for a total of 460 yards! it looked like he was playing the yeti defense! not even to count the fact that he added in 2 touchdowns to go with his sack of yards. And I can already hear people complaining "but square he threw 2 interceptions! But square boss is overrated! "but square I am TC and qb isn't that important!" Shut up, especially you TC. Mike Boss was an absolute legend in that game and no one can be perfect (2 picks). He made that Liberty D look like swiss cheese and boy did he carve it up. I know I sound a lot like Shannon Sharper but it's the truth! Theres a reason the Otters won and they couldn't have done it with a different quarter back at the helm of Orange County. There are quite a few other cases for MVP including Josh Garden and Jordan Yates, but Garden was on the losing team and yates didn't even get into the endzone! Sorry but there is 0 argument for anyone else as the MVP.
robbed: The Yeti got absolutely ROBBED from the playoffs this season so the league could have the sabercats make their first appearance. I have never seen such BLASPHEMY from officiating during my entire NSFL career. For example Nick Pierno once threw to the other team on accident (I think) and the ref called it an interception...What kinda officiating is that? Another example is when we were getting bullied by the Otters. I'm not going to talk about how we should have won because...It's the otters. But it just wasn't fair! isn't there like a mercy rule or something...Ok so what I'm trying to say is the refs actually let the saberkittens make the playoffs and I find that unacceptable because it ruined my predictions...So yeah the refs suck and we need a new sim so the Yeti even have a chance. Poor Nick Pierno could be a 6 time ultimus champ if this sim didn't hate us and the refs in said sim weren't garbage on a stick. So there you have it, all the evidence you need to know that @timeconsumer is rigging and must be removed immediately, along with an asterisk next to his trophy's. Get the Yeti in the playoffs we deserve it! please...
Unsung Hero: You wanna talk about someone who doesn't get credit in the playoffs where credit is due? let's take a look at Nicholas Pierno. My man has had RECORD SETTING performances. he threw for a league low 0 touchdowns, fumbled the ball 0 times, and was sacked 0 times. Name me someone who has done the same. I am waiting...EXACTLY YOU CAN'T. Nicholas Pierno also NEVER missed a pass through out the entire playoffs. not once did a pierno thrown pig skin touch the turf.
Say what you want about Nick Pierno, he may be hot garbage in the regular season but hot darn when the playoffs roll around Pierno sure puts on his game face. Wait he didn't throw any touchdowns or yards? listen to me, people always harp on how Pierno is holding the yeti back by turning the ball over again and again. And just when I bring up stats on how he is clutch in the playoffs with turnovers you people want to come at me with stats like touchdowns? please get that nonsense out of here, It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came! Theres a little Lord of the rings reference for ya.
Going to Disneyland: Mike Boss HAS to be crowned MVP of the ultimus. I mean how can you not crown the man with a plan? Boss threw the pig skin (rip pigsnout) for a total of 460 yards! it looked like he was playing the yeti defense! not even to count the fact that he added in 2 touchdowns to go with his sack of yards. And I can already hear people complaining "but square he threw 2 interceptions! But square boss is overrated! "but square I am TC and qb isn't that important!" Shut up, especially you TC. Mike Boss was an absolute legend in that game and no one can be perfect (2 picks). He made that Liberty D look like swiss cheese and boy did he carve it up. I know I sound a lot like Shannon Sharper but it's the truth! Theres a reason the Otters won and they couldn't have done it with a different quarter back at the helm of Orange County. There are quite a few other cases for MVP including Josh Garden and Jordan Yates, but Garden was on the losing team and yates didn't even get into the endzone! Sorry but there is 0 argument for anyone else as the MVP.
robbed: The Yeti got absolutely ROBBED from the playoffs this season so the league could have the sabercats make their first appearance. I have never seen such BLASPHEMY from officiating during my entire NSFL career. For example Nick Pierno once threw to the other team on accident (I think) and the ref called it an interception...What kinda officiating is that? Another example is when we were getting bullied by the Otters. I'm not going to talk about how we should have won because...It's the otters. But it just wasn't fair! isn't there like a mercy rule or something...Ok so what I'm trying to say is the refs actually let the saberkittens make the playoffs and I find that unacceptable because it ruined my predictions...So yeah the refs suck and we need a new sim so the Yeti even have a chance. Poor Nick Pierno could be a 6 time ultimus champ if this sim didn't hate us and the refs in said sim weren't garbage on a stick. So there you have it, all the evidence you need to know that @timeconsumer is rigging and must be removed immediately, along with an asterisk next to his trophy's. Get the Yeti in the playoffs we deserve it! please...
Unsung Hero: You wanna talk about someone who doesn't get credit in the playoffs where credit is due? let's take a look at Nicholas Pierno. My man has had RECORD SETTING performances. he threw for a league low 0 touchdowns, fumbled the ball 0 times, and was sacked 0 times. Name me someone who has done the same. I am waiting...EXACTLY YOU CAN'T. Nicholas Pierno also NEVER missed a pass through out the entire playoffs. not once did a pierno thrown pig skin touch the turf.
Say what you want about Nick Pierno, he may be hot garbage in the regular season but hot darn when the playoffs roll around Pierno sure puts on his game face. Wait he didn't throw any touchdowns or yards? listen to me, people always harp on how Pierno is holding the yeti back by turning the ball over again and again. And just when I bring up stats on how he is clutch in the playoffs with turnovers you people want to come at me with stats like touchdowns? please get that nonsense out of here, It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came! Theres a little Lord of the rings reference for ya.