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I'd definitely like to see more mass retirements because that day when Connor Tanner evilly and dastardly forced ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ into retiring against their will was by far the best day in league history so I think we should introduce some sort of mechanic for more mass retirements and the only thing more fun than mass retirements is randomness so I'd like to see every offseason each team's GM roll a d20 and have the result of that added to the number of games they won that season and then the team with the highest number picks another team to challenge and those 2 GMs decide how many players they want to risk getting retired (minimum 5) and the next day they roll a d20 and add the number of players they risked to the result and the higher roll gets a success this is then repeated the following day and so on until a team reaches 3 successes and rolling a natural 20 counts as 2 successes and rolling a natural 1 counts as 1 success and if one of the rolls is tied neither team gets a success and a random team is added to the proceedings and when one team reaches 3 successes the team with the least successes has to retire the number of players they decided to risk and double that many if they end up with zero successes.
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So basically tampering rules suck and should be removed and let the league be a free for all of sheer anarchy when it comes to tampering and I know many GMs won't like that because muh players and such but if you're worried about other teams snatching up your players you should be a better GM but yeah I realize this won't happen but maybe GMs would be okay with having the final year of a player's contract be a free tampering period that seems like a pretty decent compromise to be honest and then we might see some actual events during the offseason as players might actually hit free agency - I know what a crazy idea right.
ME LIKEY:
So there are a lot of things I like about the National Simulation Football League but probably my favorite thing is the New Orleans Second Line because it's a team full of goodboyes who sit around and meme all day so it really helps me get through the work day and also I like that Borkus Maximus III and Terrell Brister are engaged to be married because that's really sweet and tugs at my heartstrings even though I have a cold, black heart so if they can even make my heart hurt they're definitely doing something right I think we should have more New Orleans Second Lines in the league because that would make the league really awesome in my opinion.
I'd definitely like to see more mass retirements because that day when Connor Tanner evilly and dastardly forced ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ into retiring against their will was by far the best day in league history so I think we should introduce some sort of mechanic for more mass retirements and the only thing more fun than mass retirements is randomness so I'd like to see every offseason each team's GM roll a d20 and have the result of that added to the number of games they won that season and then the team with the highest number picks another team to challenge and those 2 GMs decide how many players they want to risk getting retired (minimum 5) and the next day they roll a d20 and add the number of players they risked to the result and the higher roll gets a success this is then repeated the following day and so on until a team reaches 3 successes and rolling a natural 20 counts as 2 successes and rolling a natural 1 counts as 1 success and if one of the rolls is tied neither team gets a success and a random team is added to the proceedings and when one team reaches 3 successes the team with the least successes has to retire the number of players they decided to risk and double that many if they end up with zero successes.
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So basically tampering rules suck and should be removed and let the league be a free for all of sheer anarchy when it comes to tampering and I know many GMs won't like that because muh players and such but if you're worried about other teams snatching up your players you should be a better GM but yeah I realize this won't happen but maybe GMs would be okay with having the final year of a player's contract be a free tampering period that seems like a pretty decent compromise to be honest and then we might see some actual events during the offseason as players might actually hit free agency - I know what a crazy idea right.
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ME LIKEY:
So there are a lot of things I like about the National Simulation Football League but probably my favorite thing is the New Orleans Second Line because it's a team full of goodboyes who sit around and meme all day so it really helps me get through the work day and also I like that Borkus Maximus III and Terrell Brister are engaged to be married because that's really sweet and tugs at my heartstrings even though I have a cold, black heart so if they can even make my heart hurt they're definitely doing something right I think we should have more New Orleans Second Lines in the league because that would make the league really awesome in my opinion.
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