Captain's Log (Star Date 05042018):
Kif takes this down. No, you did not need to take that down either.
Any hoot, hello fellow mates and single ladies. Welcome to my humble chambers, I mean the Lovenasium. I, Zapp Brannigan, yes the 25- star General, Rear Brigadier, was forced to take a leave of absence from the Nimbus and the Democratic Order of Planets. Please no questions about that today. Even if it was mostly Kif's fault, however, I am humbly excited to discover a new frontier on the field with the Portland Pythons. I have taken the Tightest End, for reasons not needed to explain.
Yes, Kif... uh- huh... are your sure?
Well, my associate has advised me the position itself is Tight End, whatever that means. Please direct any comments or question to Kif, and I will answer them as I please.
Kif takes this down. No, you did not need to take that down either.
Any hoot, hello fellow mates and single ladies. Welcome to my humble chambers, I mean the Lovenasium. I, Zapp Brannigan, yes the 25- star General, Rear Brigadier, was forced to take a leave of absence from the Nimbus and the Democratic Order of Planets. Please no questions about that today. Even if it was mostly Kif's fault, however, I am humbly excited to discover a new frontier on the field with the Portland Pythons. I have taken the Tightest End, for reasons not needed to explain.
Yes, Kif... uh- huh... are your sure?
Well, my associate has advised me the position itself is Tight End, whatever that means. Please direct any comments or question to Kif, and I will answer them as I please.