Dan Schneider has always been more of a defensive player due to his triple-thick stature that resulted in his coaches always commenting on his fat booty and exquisite tackling ability. However, he has always had a bit of a desire for more in life and to convert to the more offensive-oriented roles on the team. Specifically, he's always held a desire to being a running back and finally accomplish his dreams of prancing across the prairies like a majestic gazelle. Never would he allow anything to take him down again as he would just grab that ball and rush it all the way into the end zone. He's always had some blazing speed that leaves singe marks from wherever he came from and he be like Forest Gump running for miles and miles. In the end, it's hard to say if he will ever possess the ability of converting into a thick-boy running back. Still, it's always been a beautiful dream that continues to fabricate in the intricacies of his mind and will never cease to exist. At this point I'm just trying to hit my word count because I can't bullshit my way with fancy words anywhere, so Schneider just wants to be some sort of running dude on offense because those stats are a lot cooler than defense.
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