03-18-2019, 09:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-22-2019, 08:46 PM by JKortesi81.)
Well that must’ve been exciting being selected by Norfolk in the DSFL Draft. Tell us what your initial reaction was when you heard your name called.
I’m just happy this process is over. Being poked and prodded like livestock then being paraded out for a meaningless tournament. I get it, it’s fun for the fans and important to the GM’s, but it’s not a fun process for us players. You know? I just want to get out there and play football. All of this offseason garbage bums me out. That being said, I’m happy I’m going to Norfolk to play for the Sea Wolves. Excited to start the next chapter in the legend of Brock Landers. I’m gonna make it a habit to beat every team that passed on me again, and again, and again. They just woke the dragon.
Do you know any of the fellow rookies you’ll be playing with next year? Which ones are you most excited to play with?
Yeah I played with Giannis Kroustis in the Prospect Bowl. Good down to earth guy who I think I’ll enjoy playing with at the next level. Other than that, I monitor all of my competition closely. I may not be a big fan of going through the process, but I’m a huge football fan, so I watch every game that’s on. The result is that I know all of my new rookie class and their strengths and weaknesses. I’m obviously excited to be playing with Ahri Espeeyeeseetee because I think he’s gonna be special. I guess Mudley, Rambo, Jimbo, and Acho too are guys I’m looking forward to seeing what they can do next season. Got nothing to say about Longshaw, but I hope he ends up being a decent QB. My future depends on it.
You weren’t the only Quarterback drafted by Sea Wolves, how do you think you’ll be able to separate yourself and pull ahead in that position battle?
Yeah I’m not about it at all, luckily I’m a supremely talented player who can switch to receiver and be even better. I think that’s what I’m going to be doing. The DSFL GM’s showed where their priorities lie in choosing who they want to be QB’s in the league and I want to be playing, I left school to be here, so I won’t be riding the bench. Instead, I’ll be part of one of the most dynamic offenses the league’s ever seen.
Let’s move on to the next topic before you say something you don’t mean. Are you looking forward to the new city you’ll be moving to?
Yeah for sure. Awesome city in terms of talented females if you know what I mean, colleges everywhere down there. Plus I’ll have that $5,000,000 rookie contract to play around with. That’ll let me fly out of this area every weekend and hangout back down south or out west. To be honest I’m not thrilled with the location at all, but I’ll make it work.
Do you have any idols who you want to emulate at the next level?
Vladimir Fyodorovich. I grew up in SoCal watching him play for the Otters. He made the position switch look easy and that’s something I’d like to do moving forward as well. Really big fan of his game though and was devastated when he left to join New Orleans in free agency. Sad day. I want to be a legend like him though.
Those are some pretty lofty goals. You mentioned growing up in the LA area, does this mean you were an Otters fan your whole life?
Pretty much. I was a little kid when the NSFL began and I loved watching the Otters. I still love watching the Otters, they just went back to back again in the last two seasons. Mason Brown is a player on defense I’m a big fan of, and while he’s no Mike Boss, Gus TT Showbiz is no slouch. I really like his game as well. I could see myself eventually playing as a receiver in an offense led by him. It would literally be a childhood dream come true.
You really have your sights set on greatness, huh? Okay well let me move on to the final question I have for you. Can you comment on the decision to bring the Texas cheerleader you motorboated during the Sugar Bowl as your date to the DSFL Draft?
She was thirsty and hit me up on the gram, I figured why not fly her out here for the draft and have a little more fun. Plus everyone needs a bit of arm candy at the draft. When I was at the Prospect Bowl a scout from a DSFL team was out there watching me throw and he told me an old rule he had when evaluating players. He said “I’d never recommend a player with an ugly girlfriend. Stud players need to be the kind of men who other men want to be, nobody wants to be the guy with an ugly girlfriend.” That made sense to me. He also told me he’d never draft a quarterback with Type 2 Diabetes because it means they have no self-control and will throw a ton of dumb interceptions. A lot of bizarre insights from that guy.
Alright thanks for your time. I wish you the best of luck in the DSFL next season.
I’m just happy this process is over. Being poked and prodded like livestock then being paraded out for a meaningless tournament. I get it, it’s fun for the fans and important to the GM’s, but it’s not a fun process for us players. You know? I just want to get out there and play football. All of this offseason garbage bums me out. That being said, I’m happy I’m going to Norfolk to play for the Sea Wolves. Excited to start the next chapter in the legend of Brock Landers. I’m gonna make it a habit to beat every team that passed on me again, and again, and again. They just woke the dragon.
Do you know any of the fellow rookies you’ll be playing with next year? Which ones are you most excited to play with?
Yeah I played with Giannis Kroustis in the Prospect Bowl. Good down to earth guy who I think I’ll enjoy playing with at the next level. Other than that, I monitor all of my competition closely. I may not be a big fan of going through the process, but I’m a huge football fan, so I watch every game that’s on. The result is that I know all of my new rookie class and their strengths and weaknesses. I’m obviously excited to be playing with Ahri Espeeyeeseetee because I think he’s gonna be special. I guess Mudley, Rambo, Jimbo, and Acho too are guys I’m looking forward to seeing what they can do next season. Got nothing to say about Longshaw, but I hope he ends up being a decent QB. My future depends on it.
You weren’t the only Quarterback drafted by Sea Wolves, how do you think you’ll be able to separate yourself and pull ahead in that position battle?
Yeah I’m not about it at all, luckily I’m a supremely talented player who can switch to receiver and be even better. I think that’s what I’m going to be doing. The DSFL GM’s showed where their priorities lie in choosing who they want to be QB’s in the league and I want to be playing, I left school to be here, so I won’t be riding the bench. Instead, I’ll be part of one of the most dynamic offenses the league’s ever seen.
Let’s move on to the next topic before you say something you don’t mean. Are you looking forward to the new city you’ll be moving to?
Yeah for sure. Awesome city in terms of talented females if you know what I mean, colleges everywhere down there. Plus I’ll have that $5,000,000 rookie contract to play around with. That’ll let me fly out of this area every weekend and hangout back down south or out west. To be honest I’m not thrilled with the location at all, but I’ll make it work.
Do you have any idols who you want to emulate at the next level?
Vladimir Fyodorovich. I grew up in SoCal watching him play for the Otters. He made the position switch look easy and that’s something I’d like to do moving forward as well. Really big fan of his game though and was devastated when he left to join New Orleans in free agency. Sad day. I want to be a legend like him though.
Those are some pretty lofty goals. You mentioned growing up in the LA area, does this mean you were an Otters fan your whole life?
Pretty much. I was a little kid when the NSFL began and I loved watching the Otters. I still love watching the Otters, they just went back to back again in the last two seasons. Mason Brown is a player on defense I’m a big fan of, and while he’s no Mike Boss, Gus TT Showbiz is no slouch. I really like his game as well. I could see myself eventually playing as a receiver in an offense led by him. It would literally be a childhood dream come true.
You really have your sights set on greatness, huh? Okay well let me move on to the final question I have for you. Can you comment on the decision to bring the Texas cheerleader you motorboated during the Sugar Bowl as your date to the DSFL Draft?
She was thirsty and hit me up on the gram, I figured why not fly her out here for the draft and have a little more fun. Plus everyone needs a bit of arm candy at the draft. When I was at the Prospect Bowl a scout from a DSFL team was out there watching me throw and he told me an old rule he had when evaluating players. He said “I’d never recommend a player with an ugly girlfriend. Stud players need to be the kind of men who other men want to be, nobody wants to be the guy with an ugly girlfriend.” That made sense to me. He also told me he’d never draft a quarterback with Type 2 Diabetes because it means they have no self-control and will throw a ton of dumb interceptions. A lot of bizarre insights from that guy.
Alright thanks for your time. I wish you the best of luck in the DSFL next season.
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