After Dan Wright got his big paycheck there was one thing on his mind. One big thing that he's always wanted to do, but never had the time or the money, but with the offseason underway and his bank account stuffed, he finally had the chance. He grabbed a couple of his new Sabercat teammates and went on a road trip across the country. From San Jose, they went north to Oregon where the group, consisting of Chad and Thad Pennington, Joliet Christ, Cameron Olsen and Wright, were attacked by a large army of garden gnomes. Nobody was hurt, but nobody believed them afterwards because the pictures were blurry. Afterwards, they went further up north to Seattle and caught a Sonics game. The year is 2029 after all, and the Timberwolves were relocated to Seattle and have won the title the last five years, in the feel good story of the decade. Afterwards, they went southeast to Vegas, where the trip came to a premature end, when Wright lost all his money in an ill advised game of Texas Hold 'Em. Wright went all in on an ace high flush, but a 95 year old Asian lady had a full house, and he had to bum gas money from Joliet to get the gang back to San Jose just in time for training camp to start.
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