Cooter Bigsby was happy to grab his nice check for his first season as a pro starter and go tear it up on the wild streets of Yellowknife the celebrate. First things first Cooter went out and got the nicest fucking dogsled in the showroom. It had all the top options, it's 10 dogpower, alloy skis, leather interior, and it's in a lovely Wraiths black paint coat. So then Cooter decided it's time to hit the streets in his new ride and look to have a good time. So first he hits up the hottest club in the city, The Sneezing Walrus Bar, Grill and Haberdashery. Cooter got a nice private table and ordered a bottle of their finest fermented caribou wine. It's a specialty item. So then he looks around trying to spy some good looking ladies and he sees Chief Moose Knuckle's daughter making eyes at him. So he waves her on over and pours her a glass of the caribou wine. Of course they gotta hit the dance floor and grind it out before he can get her back to his igloo later on. Then once they get back and she sees that fancy wolverine fur floor he just had installed and he sets the mood with the seal blubber candles it's all over baby.
Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame