05-25-2017, 01:04 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-25-2017, 02:38 PM by Molarpistols.)
Ian Matthias Bavitz is an up-and-coming prospect out of Boston University. At Boston, he racked up plenty of statistics and accolades, earning Defensive Player of the Year for the Terriers several times in his collegiate career. (37)
After completing his degree in Visual Arts, Ian "Aesop Rock" Bavitz continued his love of football by entering the NSFL draft. The sturdy build and steadfast workmanship he obtained from carpentry has served a dual purpose in making him an ideal football player. Ian's grittiness and determination earned the admiration of his coaches, most notably his Linbacker's coach, Tony Simon. Simon says, "Ian is the most complete player we've had through our doors here at Boston University. In fact, I even dropped my dream of becoming a famous linebacker to help hone and nurture his talents. This guy is such a badass, we've even made a couple rap albums together, look it up." (113)
The most prolific footballer in Boston history, Ian Bavitz, will be a great boon to whichever team picks him up. A student of the game, Ian can often deduce the play call before his coaches have even checked the playbook. As such, he often says "We don't need no walkie-talkies. No, no walke-talkies." He religiously wraps up his prey and violently introduces them to the ground, shouting "NONE SHALL PASS" the entire way to the dirt, for his victim it must seem an eternity. Once the dust settles Bavitz arises and leads his team in a spirited "T-A-K-E-N-O-P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S." (100)
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After completing his degree in Visual Arts, Ian "Aesop Rock" Bavitz continued his love of football by entering the NSFL draft. The sturdy build and steadfast workmanship he obtained from carpentry has served a dual purpose in making him an ideal football player. Ian's grittiness and determination earned the admiration of his coaches, most notably his Linbacker's coach, Tony Simon. Simon says, "Ian is the most complete player we've had through our doors here at Boston University. In fact, I even dropped my dream of becoming a famous linebacker to help hone and nurture his talents. This guy is such a badass, we've even made a couple rap albums together, look it up." (113)
The most prolific footballer in Boston history, Ian Bavitz, will be a great boon to whichever team picks him up. A student of the game, Ian can often deduce the play call before his coaches have even checked the playbook. As such, he often says "We don't need no walkie-talkies. No, no walke-talkies." He religiously wraps up his prey and violently introduces them to the ground, shouting "NONE SHALL PASS" the entire way to the dirt, for his victim it must seem an eternity. Once the dust settles Bavitz arises and leads his team in a spirited "T-A-K-E-N-O-P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S." (100)
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