If I were to switch positions with anyone on my team it would have to be my boy Mervin Leonard. Although I would lose my Ultimini, playing on the defensive side of the ball would be a nice change of place. Leonard would be getting more recognition as he would be playing as WR2 on the depth chart for the Pythons. Also, as most people gravitate towards the offensive side he would be getting more fans. Donut however, would play as CB1 for the Pythons. He wouldn’t get as much recognition but he might do better at CB then WR because he would be able to move his endurance into intelligence and that would pair well his speed and hands. We would still play worse at these secondary positions. The team would still play well but probably not at the same level. I can imagine how much Leanard would flex his Ultimini. People who flex their Ultimini’s are so annoying and they should just learn how to be respectful. Also, I can only imagine what Leonard would do with the Ultimini. He would probably try to get some hot girls. That didn’t happen and I don’t expect it to ever occur. It is a nice reality to think about from time to time.
Brayden Ennis is known for being the Coyotes only known Defensive Lineman but what if he was the teams starting Power Back? When it would come to practice Ennis would abandon almost all Defensive trainings for tackling and Endurance, and instead go for putting in work for only Strength and Agility. For a team standard with would make the defense for the Coyotes a lot weaker as they would have virtually no pass rush leaving more time for the quarter back to throw the ball, and the running back more space to run with. On the offense I’m the other hand, The Coyotes get into a lot of 3rd and short situations and having a huge Defensive Tackles Switch to running back/full back would make those 3rd and short situations much easier. The Coyotes current Half Back Joe Bobgarter would still be the starting Running Back and would be on the field 99% of the time. Ennis on the other hand would not be happy with the extremely limited playing time would most likely try and switch back to Defensive Tackle if they had not already replaced him there. Almost all players wouldn’t fit in the position they think about switching too. Whether it be playing time, strategy, or just skill it almost never works
I’d swap with my boy Saba or Hugo just because I feel like I’m going to be great in this league and they are taking my time lol. Seriously though they are great guys as are all my teammates. I would probably be more vocal as a leader if I was in Hugo position as #1 but to each their own and he leads by his play anyway. I’m going to be great at any position so honestly I don’t wanna trade with anyone. I’m working my way up the depth chart, going angainst some great guys.
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PT 3 – Trading Places
This is a clown question, bro. If I had to switch places with someone it would be our gunslinger, Mr. Jay Longshaw. Personally, I think anyone in here that doesn’t say they want to be the Quarterback is either lying or dumb as rocks. Reason number 1: Quarterback is the highest paid position on the field. Even as a Wide Receiver I’m willing to admit that the Quarterback deserves to get paid the most because they make or break your team. Number 2: QB gets all the glory and accolades. If you’re the starting Quarterback on an Ultimus contending team then you’re automatically in the running for MVP of the league. Number 3: You get all of the women. Now, it’s pretty easy to clean-up at the club as a professional football player no matter what position you play, but if you’re the quarterback you get first choice (sometimes choices depending how you roll). From an actual football perspective, I’d love to head up a spread option style offense where I could scramble around and throw the ball 50 times a game. Plus, I’d have plenty of options to throw to with the Coyotes offense stacked with playmakers. I’d have my partner in crime, Maxy Lavote, running routes as my number 1 Receiver. Also, I’ve seen Longshaw messing around on the basketball court, and that dude is pretty athletic for 6’7”. No doubt he could be my Tight End.
If I'm being completely honest, I don't think Lanzer would really trade places with anyone anytime soon. He's currently in a really good position with the Otters that definitely has potential for future success. Although, if he was ever called upon, there are a few things he would definitely consider. First, WR and TE were two positions that Lanzer really considered when he started playing football. He decided against them, because his skillset focused much more on the defensive side of the ball. But, if he was ever asked to step into one of those positions for a game or two, it would be hard to refuse. When it comes to his role on the team, I don't think he would really change anything. When Lanzer enters a locker room, his leadership follows. This isn't something he wants to give up. Even if he isn't a designated defensive captain, he still wants to help his team win in whatever way he can. If they lose, he wants to take on the burden of the loss, so he can learn from his failures and adapt to them. This isn't something that he can do from a less vocal and leadership oriented position. At the end of the day, Lanzer loves his team and the role he currently fills, and he wouldn't want to change that.
With Oles leaving us for Chicago, I've regained the mantle of number 1 wide receiver for the SaberCats. While I feel happy that I'm in my rightful place in the lineup, you still think about changing places with someone. Either just to try something different or to see the game from a different perspective.
If I had to trade places with anyone on the team, I would trade with Joliet L. Christ. In football, being the starting quarterback is THE job. There is no other place on the field that gets more attention, glory, and fanfare than the quarterback. I'd like to experience that feeling. On the field, I would love to be able to lead an offense. You have the ball in your hand every play, it's up to you to make the team score. That's a powerful feeling to have and I want to feel that too. I would also like to switch places so that I can show Christ what it's like to throw to you receivers. I would just feed the ball to the wide receivers, ignoring any run plays and tight ends. Wide receivers are the bread and butter of the offense and I want to show Christ that we're all he needs out there. I'd make sure my number 1 wide receiver and I clicked and I would send him throw after throw. Our passing attack would be tops in the NSFL. One day, I'll lead an offense from behind the o-line, but for now, I'll settle for catching the ball and moving the chains. (261 words)
What young player doesn't dream of being a quarterback? They get the big money and the big fame. Conversely, they also get the big blame when stuff goes wrong. It isn't hard to see why they get paid what they do and attain the adulation from the fans. I want a piece of that pie. True, linebackers get their fair share of glory, but the true stardom is reserved for the quarterback. On the Luchadores, we have a good one in Jordan McCann III. Oh how I would love to just sling the rock all over the field and get a taste of the limelight for just one game. I would be terrible, but the experience would be worth it. McCann may actually be a decent linebacker if he worked hard enough. He;s got good size and moves pretty well. If he can get that strength up, I could see him holding his own.
I would be way too hyped to be effective, on my part. I would have happy feet and rush throws. Trying to fit balls in the tightest of windows would drive my coach to the crazy house. I tell you one thing though, they would have a hell of a time bringing me down for any sacks.
Laszlo once played in multiple positions actually within high school and college before deciding to settle on becoming a wide receiver.
Because of this little bit of knowledge Laszlo Forty-Two would most likely change to running back or Quarter back just so he could get more action with the ball. He did have a pretty decent arm on him and is very good at crushing people even though he would be better off rushing people as a corner back or something defensive with that mentality. The only thing he would change mentality wise with being a quarterback is he would have an easier time telling his team mates to crush the enemy with an iron fist. Making sure they feared getting hurt every time they take the field! The only other role he would have taken would have been the running back position cause of how effective Forrest Gump was whilst being quiet and keeping to himself. The man was just more focused on running rather than anything else and Lazzy respected that even if he disagreed with not hurting the enemy in any way shap and form. But it got him yards and that is all that mattered in the end and The Laz is all about putting up as many yards as possible! [213 words]
Who would I like to swap positions with on the Austin Copperheads, for me it would have to be taking over the reigns as quarterback from Easton Cole. Easton is a rookie like me, but unlike me who has Dick Wizardry ahead of me in the depth chart it is all on Eastons shoulders, and it has not been pretty so far this season. While I doubt I could do any better than Easton it would be fun to give it a go.
I doubt that I can throw the ball that well at all, I struggle to get a tight spiral on it at the moment but how hard could it be to learn?! Throwing the ball is overrated any way, running quarterbacks are all the rage now don't you know? I can certainly run with the ball so I have that in my wheelhouse, I could even pass to myself in the slot, maybe bouncing the ball off a defender or 2. I would consider my quarterback type would be something akin to Cam Newton (except for the size and terrible post game outfits). When people complain that someone who is 5' 9" can't play quarterback you only have to look at Kyler Murray, see you don't need to be 6' 5" to make it work. Word count 218
If I had to switch roles with anyone, I think I'd switch with Apollo Reed, our running back. Reed is a soft spoken guy, much like I am, and I believe the biggest difference would be seen on the field. I think it would be really funny to walk up there behind the line of scrimmage as a three hundred pound running back, towering over Gus Showbiz and looking as big as the offensive lineman. I would be huge in the ground game, pounding in touchdowns from 1 yard out and bowling over the defense while being too slow to have a big run. It'd be a sight to see.
On the flip side, I couldn't imagine seeing Reed on the defensive line. I'm laughing just thinking about it. Compared to the hogs up front, the dude is tiny. He would get knocked down more than a few times. But at the same time, he would be the fastest guy out there. I believe he'd get around the line and get to the quarterback occasionally, although I'm worried about his ability to wrap up and tackle. I don't think he'd enjoy that too much. I know that this position switch would be illogical and detrimental to the team, but if it happened for a couple of plays that would bring a smile to my face. All for the memes. |
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